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A childhood favorite of mine is hitting the big screen later this year, and apparently, a trilogy is in the talks.
Anyone thrilled about this?
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A childhood favorite of mine is hitting the big screen later this year, and apparently, a trilogy is in the talks.
Anyone thrilled about this?
This sounds like a rather profane and smutty movie.
Is that seriously the tag line? Where the smurf are we?
smurf I love these fellas. I'm going to watch it a giggle like a bitch at all the EoFF references that aren't really there.
This is obviously just a smurfing perspective on that bloody Australia campaign!
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Well I'm going to see it.
I hate the smurfs
JK, but the movie looks lame
I hear Papa Smurf is revealed as a rapist.
I heard that they reveal that Smurfette has her tubes tied so there will be no more smurfs
I don't mind the cartoons I enjoyed when I was a kid being made into movies in theory, but I hate that movie makers seem to feel the need to take the characters out of their setting. Smurfs in NYC? Really?
I'm more excited about the new Winnie the Pooh movie, not because I'm a huge Pooh fan, but because it's purposefully reminiscent of "classic" (not Classic Pooh, but, like, "little black raincloud" stuff) Pooh, rather than just using a familiar character in an unfamiliar and half-assed way for profit.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Potato Casserole?Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIISmurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
What's the point of having one if you don't use it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIISmurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
The movie looks really smurfy! :smurf:
My comfort blankie as a child featured the Smurfs, but I never was a fan of the show.
Smurf this movie.
Good tagline. A Smurfs movie sounds dumb though.
Basically thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Whats sad is now middle school kids are gonna think using smurf for teh f word is cool, then they will start using it, and it will become teh f word and we will have to either A change the word smurf to something else like cornberry, B delete every copy of teh movie, or C eliminate the entirety of middle school children.
My vote is for C!
*mew*
Wouldn't you fall under C?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Agreed 100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
This is the result of not boycotting Gnomeo & Juliet. Now we're going to be friggin' buried in garden gnomes!
I've never really liked the Smurfs. I was more into Carebears. At least their lessons in love and friendship were blatant enough for me to grasp as a child. I had no idea what the point of Smurfs was and that Gargomel or whatever was such a lame villain.
I can handle these tiny critters being blue... but why are they all male? I have the feeling even Smurfette isn't really a girl at all.
I don't care if people start bombarding my eardrums with the smurfing smurftastic smurfology of smurfs.
We're trapped in an era of idiocy where every other word out of every other person's mouth is
F-BOMB.
Personally, I'm sick of it. Hearing that word said so much for no reason other than the fact that the person saying it so stupid s/he flunked kindergarten has nearly made me sick of humanity.
So SMURF it. I don't care if every other word out of every other person's mouth is smurf. I don't. I don't give a flying monkey's butt. Let it be.
Don't worry your pretty little heads over it. Webgeeks will come up with something 10*X better than the word 'smurf.'... Seriously...
Smurfette isn't the only girl. There's the grandma smurf and the red-headed little smurf youngling.
To be completely honest, the idea of taking the smurfs out of their world sounds a tiny bit unoriginal, but I'm going to give it a chance to explain itself, and especially if it turns out to be a trilogy.
What the hell are you even ranting about Mercen.
This movie is going to blow. As soon I saw "3D" that was it.
As soon as I saw it was a film version of The Smurfs that was it, never mind the 3D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
It was a favorite cartoon of mine as a kid but I expect the movie to be really really bad.
The moment I heard the film was in production I groaned.Quote:
Originally Posted by charliepanayiAs soon as I saw it was a film version of The Smurfs that was it, never mind the 3D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
no, and here is the rule. If they are in middle school, they suck. even if it's you, all middle schoolers are irritating little twits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIIIWouldn't you fall under C?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
This is one of the... stranger posts I've read lately. To put it mildly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
China Miéville's latest novel, Kraken, would blow your smurfing mind. The character Collingswood can't go more than two sentences without dropping an F-bomb but the vocabulary of the novel and basically all the rest of the content is pretty much collegiate-level. Which pretty much blows that thesis dead in the water. And don't even get me started on Gravity's Rainbow.
What the smurf does that have to do with Smurfs?
It has smurf-all to do with the smurfing Smurfs. It was a response to the smurfing F-bomb tangent.
Get back onto the smurfing topic you two.