ARE YOU A NERD

QUIZ TIME! Find out if you are a dork, a nerd, a spazmazoidatronerd, or just plain 4 eyed. Step right up and take the quiz and oh what a releif it is if you find out you aren't a nerd!



Congratulations, if you opened this thread, you are a nerd. There's no getting around it :goomba: get over it.

Now if you want to find out if you are a super nerd:

1) can you name every type of insect in the local park?
2) do you correct people for misspelling onomotopeia?
3) do you know what an onomotopeia is?
4) have you seen more than 20 episodes of star trek?
5) Can you name more than 15 constelations?
6) have you ever checked out a non fiction book longer than 50 pages that didn't have pictures?
7) Did you try and protect your computer from Y2K?

results:
Nerd: 0 yes's
Fat smelly greasy nerd: 1-2 yes's
Nerdasaurus Rex: 3-4 yes's
Basement Slob: 5-6 yes's
Anthony Cava: 7 yes's
You are a moron, get out of my internets and don't come back: 8 and up, cookie, Pi, W!, Bleys is Pants

What?

I got one.

Is there an actual topic or can I go ahead and move this to Wonder Square?

Number 5 is really easy. (The 12 signs of the western zodiac are all constellations.)

Also super nerds tend to use poison, fire and electric types. I use grass types, so I can't be a super nerd. :p

According to some quiz that you probably made up right now I'm not a nerd.

Cool.

One of my life goals is to build a life sized walk in Yoda home, does that answer your question?

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Originally Posted by spirit

One of my life goals is to build a life sized walk in Yoda home, does that answer your question?

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Yes. You would be only one YES below Anthony Cava

Nerdasaurus Rex: 3-4 yes's

I read non fiction books, I know what an onoenfmaiaaiaia is but I can't spell it, and 12+ years ago I set my computer's clock to 12-31-1999 23:59 and waited 5 minutes and my computer was fine

Add another 1 for being pikazn

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

7) Did you try and protect your computer from Y2K?

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>implying you were alive for the millenium bug

The millenium bug had nothing to do with system clocks. It was an operating system.

I was born in 2004 anyway so it didn't affect me.

How dare you call me Nerdasaurus Rex :argh:?

1) no
2) no
3) no
4) Yes
5) no
6) i think i have
7) no

Fat smelly greasy nerd

:o

Onomatopoeia*

I was a nerd before being a nerd was a cool trendy fashion statement.

Now I'm just a loser.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Add another 1 for being pikazn

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I don't do that any more. But you seem to be obsessed about memories of the old me.

If you thought that Y2K was a genuine threat then you're not a nerd, you're just another ill-informed plebeian layperson who is taken in by media scares on topics neither you nor they understand.

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If you thought that Y2K was a genuine threat then you're not a nerd, you're just another ill-informed plebeian layperson who is taken in by media scares on topics neither you nor they understand.

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I was killing Diablo while idiots were running around getting canned foods and bottled water.

This is a ruh-tard quiz, not a nerd quiz.

I got 4.