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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life has taught me that he should have known better.
That's really sad. That's really funny.
hahahahahaha
Clearly a sign that God exists and dislikes porn.
Stay classy, journalism.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Article
Talk about friction burns
Spontaneous combustion. I expect Agent Mulder is all over this.
That porno must have had me in it. ^__-
The Lord smote him.
Oh come now, I know Mandee McShulpkins has watched her share of porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
The Lord and I have similar tastes. This guy was probably watching anal. Sodomy will get you smote, kiddies!
That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Well damn
Oh man, that just made my day :D
This is the exact reason why you should lube up.
10% of his body is still intact? Which part? :chuckle:
Julian needs to pay attention to this thread, he really does I mean he certainly doesn't get laid unless the girl is underage and well the rest of the time the porn he watches is probably not mentionable in polite company.
I don't know about you, but I don't think any porn is mentionable in polite company.
Savage.
Pretending anyone on EoFF could be considered polite company.
This is true, we're not a polite company, we're a bunch of ******* **** *****Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Better him than me.
San Francisco, eh?
"You know me Marge; I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."
Haiiiii~
Well, now I know my excuse when the world freezes over.
I went to mass hentai dubbing in an anime convention that was attended by smelly man-children and old guys who kept sticking their hand in their pocket to jerk it sneakily, and all I got was a little sunburnt. Heh, figures!