My friend is over and showed me this video of a prank done where he works.
Greatest Office Prank: "Welcome to Bruins Country"
so what funny pranks have you pulled?
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My friend is over and showed me this video of a prank done where he works.
Greatest Office Prank: "Welcome to Bruins Country"
so what funny pranks have you pulled?
omg. My room has a lot of hockey crap/memorabilia in it, so if someone did this to me I would stab them.
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bumpan thread
duplicate posts
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spam spam
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flooding
pokemon picture spam....
ice cream take away...
car ice bomb....
magnetic hell.... (that was a good one)
There was one time my grandma was walking down the stairs and I met her halfway. She smiled as if to ask me if I would be kind and step aside and let her pass. Instead, I crouched down, grabbed her around the legs and just like, heaved her over my back - it's surprising how lightweight they can get in their old age! Well, you know, she tumbled down and came to a stop at the bottom of the stairs. I was like, "faster than walking, eh, nan? hahaha!" but she didn't really comment so I went and took my nap.
I once put a whole bottle of laxatives in my friends drink in highschool, we found him about an hour later clinging to the sink in the bathroom after a horrific :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :jess:
Pranks I participate in tend to backfire.
Award Qu worked and you had a part in that one. :quina:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I did that to a teacher before, but never a whole bottle. That's horrible, Will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
next time he should give him a bottle of stool hardenerQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI did that to a teacher before, but never a whole bottle. That's horrible, Will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
He totally asked for it by asking me to get him a drink. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI did that to a teacher before, but never a whole bottle. That's horrible, Will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Note to self: never ask Will for anything
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You might need the laxative though. :p
smurfer might give me rat poison if I ask for a laxative.
I don't usually eat veggies until dinner so every morning I pop a half tsp of metamucil ^_^ and some multivitamins
:eek: Then who would I make fun with on EoFF? It would be a roofie worst case scenario.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I knew you wanted to molest me.
Keep it in your pants boys.
You uh... misunderstand good sir, I am a gentleman. Although we would put you in precarious positions along ledges and stairs and see how long it would take you to fall. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You'd probably start with a really high one first and he'd die and nobody remembered to film it so it was a big waste of smurfing time and Julian is dead.
Well if you smurfing lived in the States we could invite you to said Drug-Julian Party and that wouldn't happen. Now he's going to die or become paralyzed because you decided to be Australian. :colbert:
We could always put a bunch of pillows on the pit where he should fall. And landmines by all the escape routes. :bigsmile:
Well thats settled then, Qwerty is invited. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
All I would do is bring a couple cloths so we could wipe the blood off him and do it again. A corpse isn't a whole lot different, is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
:jess: This thread is officially wonderful
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Originally Posted by Unbreakable WillWell thats settled then, Qwerty is invited. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
I'll pack my swords and nunchaku, just in case we will need them. ;)
I'm buying a gun. And not ingesting anything you people touch. :nonono:
Not even my cookies? I don't put any gunpowder in those, just butter, flour, egg, milk, flour, brown sugar, vanilla extract, baking soda, and chocolate chips. (Not exactly in that order) Bake them for about 7-9 minutes, give them 10 minutes to cool and serve warm with a tall glass of cold milk and a scoop of ice cream. They are absolutely divine~ :quina:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You're still sadistic and probably have some evil twist. :colbert:
You know how to prepare!Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaur
Oh c'mon now Jules, play fair. If you put down your gun I'll put down my chloroform napkins :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
No. :doublecolbert:
I do use whole milk, but only because it tastes the best with fresh cookies. :quina: And I'm not that sadistic. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
The evil twist is that he only gives you one.
That's cruel. :(
Nonono, I supply as many cookies as I can, it's the milk and ice cream that you strictly ration. The cookies can be quite hot when they come out of the oven. :p
Tsk tsk, thank the deity I'm Unbreakable :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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That and of course you're using diabetic chocolate for the chocolate chips. Diabetic chocolate of course in relatively small doses can still act as an intense laxative!Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurI do use whole milk, but only because it tastes the best with fresh cookies. :quina: And I'm not that sadistic. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
The pranks I've pulled, well Paul will love me and die laughing with me on this one but Jackass! Which is probably the funniest :bou::bou::bou::bou: we've ever done in person to someone and the most out of order :bou::bou::bou::bou: you could do to your friend and get away with it.
I've also spiked the drinks, food and alcohol of my entire former household before with laxatives, powerful ones on the day I moved out. I didn't just do the basics like milk and juice but I laced prepared food, their sugar, flour, anything that I could hide the ground up laxatives in. They had the :bou::bou::bou::bou:s inexplicably for weeks! They deserved every last second of it and then some. I also wiped over all the radiators (especially the hard to reach back of the radiators) with piss meaning that the rooms stank when the heating was on and they would have a hard time getting the urine smell to fade (again these guys deserved it, plus we moved out of there in December/January when it was bloody cold! so radiators were on a lot!) I removed the fuse from the freezer so that their food defrosted and went bad. I used the spare keys to enter their rooms and laced their bed linen (including changes of it) with itching powder and also did their laundry that had been cleaned and dried. Essentially I left my former living companions, :bou::bou::bou::bou:ting, itching and living in a house what stank of piss. I still remember the former landlord (who was at the time my boss in one of my jobs that I worked in) asking me if I knew of any reasons why they were all so ill. I laughed said I didn't but I wasn't going to lie that I liked it as epic smurfing karma. I can't lie with a straight face so laughing at it was a good cover.
I also once got my sister to drink "milkshake" made with sour milk and juice cordial. Yeah she vomited a lot! Similarly I got her to drink Tea with 3 Salts in it instead of the 3 Sugars she expected. It had one benefit for her, she gave up the sugar entirely.
I've also at work (this worked better when I worked in a grocery store it must be said where the shelving is higher) tend to sneak up on people unawares, put on my best granny impersonation and say "Excuse me, my dear but I could use your help" in retail you're kinda used to this and so the automatic response is "Sure, how can I help?" as you turn around only to be faced with your colleague. Considering that most of HMV's customers are 20 somethings it really doesn't work too often there.
Someone tell me what Steve just said.
Basically he just admitted to being a bit of an epic dick. Apparently the victims deserved it, so I guess high-fives are in order?
Considering I lived with the pricks for 6 months and they managed to make my life a living hell for 5 of them? I'd say I thought they deserved it, still goes to show just how far I will take my revenge on someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Oh yeah, I take your word for it. Your post just spent so much time detailing how you nailed them but you didn't counterbalance that point with why they are dicks, so the evidence just weighed against you :p
Now I don't look so bad huh? :colbert:
Epic Steve.
You know theres times when the pranks mean more than just the satisfaction of laughing yourself silly at the person's expense. On these occasions never stop at half way and think thats enough. Only ever cease to push yourself to the next level of dickery when literally the idea is too unpalatable to consider if the mere idea disgusts you to the point you'd rather die than do it that is when you stop. Unfortunately for most people, my desire to live is quite strong therefore theres a lot of things I'd do and live with having done. They cross me at their own expense.