StarBeers Episode 1: May the Pee be with you!

Many moons ago, there was a thread in which there were 3 pics of Julian and a challenge, a challenge to make an amusing comic to share with you guys, I downloaded the pics with intent to make such a strip I thought long and hard about how I could use those pics to make you guys giggle but after a while I forgot... and the pictures sank into a long forgotten folder... far far away (couldn't resist) untill today, when I decided my pictures folder was getting very unwieldy and then inspiration struck me and so FINALLY I came up with an amusing comic to share with you guys, so without further ado and no more gilding of the lilly I Present to you:

StarBeers Episode 1:
May the Pee be with you!
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/815/lolobe.jpg

I like how the background is different in all 3 xD

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

I like how the background is different in all 3 xD

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No he's in a bowling alley in all three....He's just turning in his chair!

Making my statement true. The background is different in all 3...

I like how even after all this time that is still the main focus. And by like I mean :eep:.

Very nice comic, KD. And on Star Wars day of all days!

That was fantastic!

I'm switching spots around the table, that very well may be three different walls. :p

Why would you still have these? :|

Dammit. Does this mean I have to award you the prize?

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Dammit. Does this mean I have to award you the prize?

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Bunny said something nice to me.

I win. Forever.

Haha

What was the prize again?

Yea Bunny, where is my prize! I wants it!

Your prize is me repping you twice at any time I see fit.

Bet you wish you didn't go through all that effort now, huh.

Nah that's a pretty elite club, the Bunny-Repped.

Yeah, it is.

Really? I have dozens of them. I can share if you like, they're just collecting dust with me.

Not everyone can have posts with as much quality as yours, good sir.

I liked the bit where Julian drank pee.

Psy, we have had our time with the Jackass, one day we must go to San Diego, we must go for beers with Julian and we must make this actually happen. I'll be Vader, you can be Yoda and Julian can just be him. Except I might go a step further and Jizz in his beer!

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Psy, we have had our time with the Jackass, one day we must go to San Diego, we must go for beers with Julian and we must make this actually happen. I'll be Vader, you can be Yoda and Julian can just be him. Except I might go a step further and Jizz in his beer!

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If you supply my with a head shot of yourself and Psy I can make this happen ^^.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Psy, we have had our time with the Jackass, one day we must go to San Diego, we must go for beers with Julian and we must make this actually happen. I'll be Vader, you can be Yoda and Julian can just be him. Except I might go a step further and Jizz in his beer!

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I would never let my guard down if you smurfs actually came down here.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

Psy, we have had our time with the Jackass, one day we must go to San Diego, we must go for beers with Julian and we must make this actually happen. I'll be Vader, you can be Yoda and Julian can just be him. Except I might go a step further and Jizz in his beer!

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I would never let my guard down if you smurfs actually came down here.

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Or so you say now, you'd never let your guard down but then I suspect you'd secretly just let us get away with it because you'd like it!

Just because you want to smurf me doesn't mean I reciprocate.

hey eric our minions are fighting again :excited:

xD

Do not bring shame upon our empire, Julian!

Fight implies that there's a drop of masculinity.

I don't wtf you two are on about, I'll take you both on.

Jiro, why don't you ask your mother, your sister and your auntie about my masculinity. Eric, Julian already let your empire down, badly, by existing at all. Paul Minion? Might I remind you who will always go one step further in the cause of dicking people over, need I truly remind you about Jackass?

Oh you 5 are the greatest men alive. I'm still trying to figure out what order though.

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

Oh you 5 are the greatest men alive. I'm still trying to figure out what order though.

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1. Steve
2. Steve
3. Steve
4. Julian
5. Steve

Lulz. I'm alright with that list.

I'm just the goddamn ring in. No minions for me, sunnovabitch :(

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I'm just the goddamn ring in. No minions for me, sunnovabitch :(

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I'm minionless too! Lets just double team them! :sophia:

Damn Paul you're not meant to reveal that you're secretly my second account like that!

Still I love the fact that you've got that much faith in me :)

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I'm just the goddamn ring in. No minions for me, sunnovabitch :(

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I'm minionless too! Lets just double team them! :sophia:

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I don't know what it is, probably the present company, but when you said double team, my mind went to the gutter, found a drain, and then crawled down it til it went plop! in the :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty sewers.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I'm just the goddamn ring in. No minions for me, sunnovabitch :(

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I'm minionless too! Lets just double team them! :sophia:

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I don't know what it is, probably the present company, but when you said double team, my mind went to the gutter, found a drain, and then crawled down it til it went plop! in the :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty sewers.

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Thats gotta be the present company, we kinda have this effect on people. It's OK, you'll come to realize that your mind always was in the sewers dreaming of being just in the gutter and that if you looked up, you'd be aiming not at the stars but right up Emma Watson's dress.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

Oh you 5 are the greatest men alive. I'm still trying to figure out what order though.

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1. Steve
2. Steve
3. Steve
4. Julian
5. Steve

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I think you put Steve on there too many times. ALSO:
1.Eric (who can forget effef)
2-5 you guys can work it out xD

I want number four. Number four is superior. Actually can I forfeit my spot for Quin? He deserves to be up there, his family would like to be proud of him.

I'll think about it...

Clearly you people are delusional, the list has been made.

ALRIGHT! So I don't know what order to put the rest of you men in. All I know is Eric is the first cause I have been talking to him the longest. And his Boba Fett helmet.

The list has been published.

What? Where?

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

What? Where?

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uhhh

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

Oh you 5 are the greatest men alive. I'm still trying to figure out what order though.

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1. Steve
2. Steve
3. Steve
4. Julian
5. Steve

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there silly, now the kitchen with you and make me a sammich!

SEE! This is why Eric is number one. He's never said that to me.

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

SEE! This is why Eric is number one. He's never said that to me.

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No see thats why he can't be number one because by definition this means he is a lesser man than any and all of us individually and especially combined.

Ok now you all are off the list, Except Eric.

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Originally Posted by Melissaur

Ok now you all are off the list, Except Eric.

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But you gave up the right to compile the list when you said you didn't know how. Now Paul has written the list it cannot be unwritten and it cannot be edited. I guess we'll have to just live with the facts.

Eric, be a man, a real man, tell Lissa what she needs to do is make you a sammich, a bacon sammich right the hell now!

And Steve proves why he's on the list four times.

OK FINE! I can no longer deny my undying love for Steve.

No.

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior, with the exception of Dakoda, and I'll tell you why. I don't tell her to make me food for a reason, and when you sink your teeth into that sandwich you'll understand why. Now kindly shut up. This thread is about Julian's pissbeer picture, not Melissa's "pork list".

This is why he is number one! Thank you Eric.

Come say that to my face, Eric.

Mellisaur, what do you want on your sammich? :bigsmile:

So, I think we now have a tie for first xD.And I would love some turkey,lettuce, tomato, cheese and love <3

On a topic note: I think we should find 3 more pictures of Julian and try it again! Or we can use Steve for inspiration?

smurf you, Mel.

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

No.

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior, with the exception of Dakoda, and I'll tell you why. I don't tell her to make me food for a reason, and when you sink your teeth into that sandwich you'll understand why. Now kindly shut up. This thread is about Julian's pissbeer picture, not Melissa's "pork list".

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Thats not what your mother said, your mother said her top 5 men of all time was:

1) Me
2) Julian
3) Paul
4) Dan
5) Dakoda

Though she couldn't put Paul, Dan and Dak in order they're actually tied in position. Literally as well as figuratively!

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior

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That's probably true. I know I like to joke about Steve and Mel, but that is all it is - joking. We all know Melissa and you are fated to be together. It was pretty cute the other day when you were drunk and telling me about your plans for the future. :)

Um... Fated to be together as friends. And you do joke around about me and Steve an awful lot...

Well, maybe you see your future as friends... :-/

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

1) Me
2) Julian
3) Paul
4) Dan
5) Dakoda

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Yup, seems legit.

I hate to tell you guys, but I'm not a bottom kind of guy.

Dude, you live down under.

he likes being on the bottom though, so it's ok Julian it means you get to be big spoon for once.

I don't spoon, I fork.

Also, spooning is side-by-side. I think you need to work on your spatial awareness.

Oh but I know you'd find a way to make it work or your name isn't Julian!

I officially hate this thread.

For why?

That's a pretty obvious question.

Because you smurfs killed it.

And really, Melissa? "For why?" Really? :stare: