Can't be arsed looking for jobs anymore. Stupid world. Stupid jobless country. Anyone got a job for an unexperienced chemist? No puns please (unless absolutely necessary).
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Can't be arsed looking for jobs anymore. Stupid world. Stupid jobless country. Anyone got a job for an unexperienced chemist? No puns please (unless absolutely necessary).
I know a few lads on the look out for chemists. The pay is fantastic, cash in hand. Their labs are usually in flats or vacant factories. The hours are great & you get to take home samples. If you like your knees don't take more than allowed. Let me know & I'll give you directions to a phonebox where they can call you.
i will pay you minimum wage to hold me at night
It could be the first step in proper cross-border relation. Yes I am interested. Let me know!
It's one island. There should even be a smurfing border
I'm all for a United Ireland! United under the British Crown that is!
You uh, you wanna "mix fluids" with me?
Had to be done. Apologies.
I will pay you to make me drugs.
This thread explains a lot :lol:
I'll pay you 50 cents per hour for chemistry lessons. I have no background so I have to learn a lot. You can make lots of money bc I'll need literally a/some thousands hours which can be a lot of dough in payment. Like 500-1000$!
Hope you don't mind, peegee. I'm gonna take this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Don't even pretend like you weren't going to jump at this oppurtunity.
SOLD! What do ya want? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Acid, lots and lots of acid.
he didn't say what kind. so buy and sell CoSO4 to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
He specified drug.
quote mining ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Have you tried pretending to be uneducated and applying for :bou::bou::bou::bou: jobs? That seems to work for some people. Some.
Tried! And most annoying is that all those jobs are kinda taken by foreigners. I apologize if that offends but its the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I don't see why that's annoying. Foreigners are full-fledged human beings with needs too.
I just started my job hunting back up again. Yay!
The best of luck to you in your endeavors. Any ideas what you want to do, job wise?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
teach full time
@Shlup - what happened to the part time / substitute teacher / I forget job?
@Caboose - is it possible to get a worthless job in your field but rise through the ranks quickly once you are in? If I absolutely had to start over with my position I would support some low-level crap and fast track to be the supervisor.
I've been trying that for ages but its a terrible catch 22 here. No experience, no job. No job, no experience!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
you should try being a foreigner
Something in education. My last job was teaching math, so I'm mostly applying for jobs with children.Quote:
Originally Posted by CabooseThe best of luck to you in your endeavors. Any ideas what you want to do, job wise?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I'm still subbing but I'd rather have a job where I'm not relying on getting woken up by my phone at Unholy AM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
This thread seems familiar...
Deja who?
pika CHUUUUUU
@Caboose: I got this job through referral (sort of) in that my friend here told me about the job opening and described me to his supervisor
Sometimes it is necessary to get a referral. Go QQ to your prof maybe? Or ask him/her to let you intern. If you've been looking for work for this long you must've developed a system of not dying / paying for rent .
I've been telling him to get an internship for the last 4 months but whatever :p
Money Matthew. Money is the issue. I'd do an internship tomorrow but the cost of living and the length of time it would take social welfare to respond to it would leave me homeless in about 3-4 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
Number 1 I was taking the piss. 2 I share your hatred for being unemployed and 3 who the smurf is Matthew ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CabooseMoney Matthew. Money is the issue. I'd do an internship tomorrow but the cost of living and the length of time it would take social welfare to respond to it would leave me homeless in about 3-4 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
DID I JUST LEARN SHATTERED DREAMER'S NAME
Well Matthew is what my mother calls me but to everyone else it's Matt :p :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
It's who you know, not what you know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Oh and experience, but that's the problem...
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Originally Posted by Shattered DreamerWell Matthew is what my mother calls me but to everyone else it's Matt :p :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Learning ones name is the first step. :p
Bankai
For that, you must learn the full name. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
It begins :bigsmile::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertysaurQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered DreamerWell Matthew is what my mother calls me but to everyone else it's Matt :p :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Learning ones name is the first step. :p