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You know that thing people do, where they have a list of five people that they would totally bang if given the chance, and these doings are exempt from consequences in your relationship. Who is on your list?
My list, in no particular order:
John Krasinski
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Edward Norton
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Natalie Portman
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Robert Pattinson
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Bill Nye
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Runners up:
Eric Dane
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Will Smith
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Patrick Stewart
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I'm single, so I don't really have a list. I would totally smurf the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of Hayley Williams though. Definitely first on the list if there was a list.
brb, making a list.
Bill Nye? Seriously Shlup? WHAT THE HELL. He should be replaced with Will Smith. Him and his wife are swingers anyway.
Will Smith manages to balance "cute" and "hot" in an amazing way, but I would destroy Bill Nye.
Hayley Williams
Emma Stone
Zooey Deschenal
Natalie Portman
Emma Watson
I have decided on a list.
Hayley Williams
Christina Hendricks
Zooey Deschanel/Katy Perry :p
Scarlett Johansson
Kat Dennings
Both of you have good taste; many of those females make me question my sexual orientation.
ETA: And then there was Kyle. xD
I can't believe Patrick Stewart was only a runner up for you. He'd be on my list.
Matt Bomer (if he weren't gay :() (SPOILER)http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2l8kiva.jpg
Alexander Skarsgard (SPOILER)http://i55.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/kai89l.jpg
Clive Owen (SPOILER)http://i51.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/11sktpg.jpg
Ewan McGregor (SPOILER)http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-conte...n-mcgregor.jpg
Daniel Henney (SPOILER)http://i53.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2i92u5j.png
Alternates: Sexy Don Draper Jon Hamm, not goofy 30 Rock Jon Hamm and Matt Damon. Matt Damon mostly to cuddle with though.
I know. It's a tough call.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crop
That's it, I officially declare five to be too small of a number. Tonight I will have to sit BJ down and explain to him that I need to be able to have a list of twenty people other than him I am allowed to have sex with. Maybe thirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Oo, one for each year you're alive, so you get to add a new one every year.
So which ones tickle your fancy?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
lmao archer. Also I love that you have JGL and the brothers Winchester.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle
Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell
I don't know, I have never thought about this.
Natalie Portman (obviously), Zooey Deschenal, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, and Christina Hendricks are all amazingly hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSo which ones tickle your fancy?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Yeah they are. And now that Bunny posted, I have to agree with you Shlup. Five is much too small a number for this. :|
Esther Baxter(SPOILER)http://184.168.127.216/photos/Esther...oty-shorts.jpg
Miliah Michelle (SPOILER)http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...ah+michel&aq=f
90s Angelina Jolie
Kim Kardashian(SPOILER)http://hottiesincleats.com/wp-conten...ss-Photo-5.jpg
Trina
Sofia Vergara
Gwen Stefani
Winona Ryder
Sean Connery
Maria Carey (pre-breakdown era)
Koshijima Toshiko
David Bowie
There's probably more...
I agree with Andy entirely! Threesome, Andy? Wait we've already discussed this...
I...can't think of five. Not unless time travel is an option so I could go back and bang Wing Commander III-era Ginger Lynn, Wing Commander IV-era Elizabeth Barondes, and maybe NewsRadio-era Maura Tierney. Even then only if I could go back as I am now, because if I went back to the age I was back then, police would become involved.
Present-day, famous people wise, it's pretty much just Kristen Bell, Alyson Hannigan, and Felicia Day.
EDIT: Oh! Got one! Vera Filatova! Not that any of you have any idea who the hell she is.
Felicia Day is a definite yes.
In general, yes. Over Bell, Hannigan, and Filatova? No. I was kind of stretching for names.
Hm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Elisha Cuthbert (Pre-2004)
Scarlett Johansson (Pre-2007)
Um... Candace Bailey.
Yeah I stretched that the hell out. I don't know still. I am a terrible manling.
You aren't supposed to tell anyone! :shifty: But with any of those women? Anytime!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I presume we're not including people we actually know. :) I'll also skip fictional characters such as Jessica Rabbit. So, celebrities, then.
Shakira - mostly to see what she'd be like in bed (or elsewhere)
(SPOILER)
http://music.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/shakvid3.jpg
Kate Middleton - mostly to say I've shagged the queen (eventually)
(SPOILER)
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/...-minidress.jpg
Una Healy - It's rare that I get caught up in someone's eyes, but I always do with her.
(SPOILER)
http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-con...Una-Healy1.jpg
Karen Gillan - you have to watch Doctor Who to really understand this
(SPOILER)
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/y...n/810461a3.jpg
Diora Baird - Damn. Damn, damn, damn.
(SPOILER)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bTpT5PINjE...HM-JUNE-09.jpg
Juuuust missed out: Hayden Panettiere, Jennifer Ellison (would top my list pre-pregnancy), Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Metcalfe, Mariah Carey, Pixie Lott, Sofia Vergara, Emily Atack and Emma Stone.
If I could pick them at whatever time I considered them to be a their prime, it would be:
Mariah Carey (SPOILER)
http://www.primecelebrities.com/data...carey_3_en.jpg
Jennifer Ellison (SPOILER)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Gq1jO6iuU2...ogspot.com.jpg
Rachel Stevens (SPOILER)
http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/...-stevens-2.jpg
Diora Baird (SPOILER)
http://www.inadecuado.com/uploaded/0...hm_8.jpgx.jpeg
Heidi Klum (SPOILER)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...1jsao1_500.jpg
Carina Round
She deserves her own category on top of an untouchable mountain of amazingness, so everyone else is a runner up.
That said;
Emma Watson
Lizzy Caplan
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (if she actually had hair like it is in Scott Pilgrim)
Ellen Page
emma watson
emma watson
emma watson
emma watson
hermione granger
but only if she loved me and I loved her
yes I'm that kinda person, I go for commitment
I just realized something.
Shlup tricked us.
The premise of the thread is "given the chance, and without consequences."
The other person's consent is not specified.
We've all chosen people who could not be reasonably expected to want to bang furry-toothed Final Fantasy forum denizens.
Therefore we've all just inadvertently called ourselves rapists.
And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.
Good to know.
Well now that you've found me out I guess I have to add you to the list.Quote:
And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.
That'll show you.. somehow.
Ok. Just five. I can do this.
Mike Rowe (SPOILER)http://bothhands.mu.nu/archives/Mike...%20cropped.jpg
This guy is the whole package. He's brilliantly funny, he looks incredible, he's successful, he has a positive and realistic attitude toward the American economy, he believes in community outreach, he works towards bettering the understanding of "the common man," he has an excellent comprehension of art and literature, he's open and honest, and he's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a life partner. Damn him to hell.
Georges St. Pierre (SPOILER)http://www.fiveknuckles.com/assets/i...-st-pierre.jpg
He could grind my bones into paste. And he beats the hell out of Josh Koscheck. Win-win for me!
Ewan McGregor (SPOILER)http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bHTl8UVoy6...n_mcgregor.jpg
Jedi in a kilt.
Claudio Sanchez (SPOILER)http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...ujgoo1_400.jpg
He's a rockstar. He's my favorite rockstar. He has awesome hair. And he's a really nice guy. I just. I would.
And for lack of a better fifth Bruce Willis. This was hard.
And I'll record and sell it so that your shame can be known to the world, Bleys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Anna Kournikova: (SPOILER)http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-conte...kournikova.jpg
Salma Hayek: (SPOILER)http://ourhotbodieswedowhatwewant.fi...yek-img-21.jpg
Scarlett Johansson: (SPOILER)http://www.adrants.com/images/026_ce...ansson_006.jpg
Those have been on my list for years. I can't remember how the rest of it went so I'll just go with these two since they're pretty hot:
Penelope Cruz: (SPOILER)http://www.omthoke.com/wp-content/up...-Sexy-Pose.jpg
Katy Perry: (SPOILER)http://chismetime.com/wp-content/upl...-3-500x652.jpg
I'll make two lists.. just 'cause I can :breine:
Chicks:
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie
Penelope Cruz
Dudes:
Colin Farrell
James Franco
Robert Downey Jr
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy
Dammit, Briene. Now I want Robert Downey Jr. on my list.
Currently:
Jay Baruchel: I love this nerdy man right now. He's my number one at the moment.
(SPOILER)http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-conte...hel-writer.jpg
Kate Beckingsale: As always, I find her smokin
(SPOILER)http://www.top100lists.ca/images/kat...black_hair.jpg
Zachary Quinto: He made me want Spock
(SPOILER)http://www.accesshollywood.com/conte...-8-2-07-ap.jpg
Jensen Ackles: Mmmm Dean
(SPOILER)http://www.freewebs.com/laura_winche..._SN2-1466r.jpg
Emma Stone:
(SPOILER)http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/y...-stone-hot.jpg
Of course as well as a bunch already mentioned in the thread. heh
I seriously do not understand this Baruchel weirdness.
Eh...someone pick for me. I can't choose.
The first name to pop into my head is Natalie Portman, because she's smurfing amazing. Brilliant, beautiful, diverse, down to earth, and hilarious.
Not that any of that will matter when I'm choking her with my meat missile but I thought I'd say it anyways.
Heidi Klum - #1 without a doubt
Kiera Knightly
Salma Hayek
Rhianna
Winona Ryder
Maybe it's because he's Canadian?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
This is perhaps the worst idea you've ever had. Your list now includes Rosie O'Donnell and you have no one to blame but yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Natalie Portman is indeed beautiful but I wouldn't want to do her because her body is pretty child-like. Way too skinny and bony for my tastes. Though I guess some guys are into that sort of thing. I like my T&A.
I also have my real number 4 and 5 now:
Alyssa Milano: (SPOILER)http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallp...-1280x1024.jpg
Monica Belluci: (SPOILER)http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/...4f64fa3923.jpg
Can't forget about the Italians!
But it has to be a recent one.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackThis is perhaps the worst idea you've ever had. Your list now includes Rosie O'Donnell and you have no one to blame but yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Watch her scene in Closer. She has some major curves, it's just usually not focused on in her roles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
BWAAA HA HAAA! I really did laugh pretty hard at this. Thanks!
Edit: I can't think of 5, I'll try to fill in the rest as I think of them.
Susan Coffey (SPOILER)http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-c...n-Coffey-1.jpg
Milla Jovovich (SPOILER)http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/f...0918-72333.jpg
1. Shlupquack
2. Fire_of_avalon
3. Shiny
4. Del Murder
5. Loony BoB
brb vomiting
Instant boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
I don't really have a list. It'd be easier to list celebrity crushes, but off the top of my head...
Katherine Moennig
Emma Stone
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Addison Timlin
Aaand another recent Californication hottie just to be a rebel and make it six. Carla Cugino.
Rod, Breine, Jiro, Psy, and Lev. In that order.
Levian deserves to be above me (on top of me?!), you know it's true.
I remember my five crushes being hot and funny, but I can't remember their names, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to sleep with them. I know I had a lez crush on Natalie a few months back when Black Swan came out, but then No Strings Attached and Your Highness came out...
1. Johnathan Rice. (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...athan_Rice.jpg
2. Jake Gyllenhaal. Specifically from Prince of Persia. (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...ynes/jakeg.jpg
3. Jason Schwartzman. (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...wartzman03.jpg
4. Zachary Quinto (love you kc). (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...y-quinto_a.jpg
5. Lizzy Caplan. (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...izzycaplan.jpg
aaand Jack White is the runner up (SPOILER)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...te626cb094.jpg
Well, specifically...
Jiro, Breine, Lev, Rod, Psy, but you can't be entirely picky.
Yes please! Hell, if my wife died tomorrow I'd move to the UK just to stand a better chance at one day hitting that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Also:
Emma Stone
Amanda Tapping
Katee Sackhoff
Erica Durance
I know there are more but that's all that's at the top of my brain right now.
I'd also consider going gay for a night if I thought I had a chance with Patrick Stewart.
>>> My 5..
1- Random unknown hot girl
2- Random unknown hot girl
3- Random unknown hot girl
4- Random unknown hot girl
5- Random unknown hot girl
Celebs are unattractive and they only make me throw up..:luca:
black orb where are the pictures though?
>>> What? I had to post pics?..:luca:
Im too lazy for that.
Draw them! :monster:
Oooh, good call. She can probably take Heidi Klum's position on my "all time" list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
>>> Ha! you want me to draw something, get in the line buddy..:luca:
Quote:
Originally Posted by black orb
Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot. Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?
Another Five
Lisa Raye (SPOILER)http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/u...2/lisaraye.jpg
Lisa Raye's daughter (SPOILER)http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=615&h=922
Toya (Given that she had never touched Lil Wayne)
Wonder Woman
Lulu
What about Lauren London? (Oh wait she did sleep with Lil Wayne nvm)Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression MoonQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb
Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot. Plus, what's with all the skinny chicks here?
Another Five
Lisa Raye (SPOILER)http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/u...2/lisaraye.jpg
Lisa Raye's daughter (SPOILER)http://hiphopwired.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=615&h=922
Toya (Given that she had never touched Lil Wayne)
Wonder Woman
Lulu
Oh my god, I forgot to put Daniel Tosh on my list. :(
I also forgot about Anne Hathaway, she makes my under-half happy.
I'd bang Hathaway.
I take it you're not familiar with Ms. Hendricks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
http://gingerlove.ca/wp-content/uplo...reen-Dress.jpg
This is why I lengthened my list to 20. Daniel Tosh is way cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I know! I just want to kiss his face.
At least you don't think he's funny.
You apparently don't read my facebook posts.
nope, but I am now after googling her.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarlandI take it you're not familiar with Ms. Hendricks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
http://gingerlove.ca/wp-content/uplo...reen-Dress.jpg
Personal preference? Being a 5'6" guy who weighs 8stone wouldn't work well with a larger woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
And damn, how could I miss Karen Gillian and Susan Coffey off my list :[
Pretty sure that at the very least both Murd and myself like curves on our ladies.
Suddenly, your overcompensation over the gin issue makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
But you also almost have Miley Cyrus on your list which makes it void.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Anyway, yeah I hate skinny bitches.
Miley is not there so much for her shape as much as... other reasons. :shifty: Revenge for Hannah Montana, in my own special way. Although if I didn't like her face/hair, I probably wouldn't be so interested in said revenge. =xQuote:
Originally Posted by Del MurderBut you also almost have Miley Cyrus on your list which makes it void.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Anyway, yeah I hate skinny bitches.
You make me sick.
Yeah, that's pretty disturbed, BoB.
While you're all taking me seriously, I'd just like to say that I'm amazing in bed and have had more girls make a pass at me than Iceglow has claimed to shag. I also save puppies and kittens for a living.
Oh god yes, Monica Belluci - how did I forget about her!Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
...there's also Jessica Alba.
Dear Christina Hendricks,
I would do things to you that I normally have men do to me.
Love, foa
He is definitely funny. I don't think he's cute though. He looks too much like my old kindergarten gym teacher (who was a woman).Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarland
Damn. Hi Monique! Monique Murder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Curves are for circles, gimme some skinny bitches.
>>> Yeah, when I was 15 maybe..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression MoonQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb
Come on don't pretend that there's never been a woman you saw on TV or in a movie that made your drawers hot.
What happens if someone you know that is hot goes on TV? Do they become ugly? :p Likewise, what if you meet someone and find them really hot and then later find out they're on TV?
As a fan since Firefly I can't believe I forgot to put her on my list. Stick me in a room with her and Karen Gillan and I'd be in one hell of a ginger heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarland
I have similar taste to many of you here.
Eva Mendes
Salma Hayek
Allysa Miliano
Kirsty Gallagher
Kirsten Bell
Lets see:
Zooey Deschanel
Mila Kunis
Miranda Kerr
Kate Mara
Avril Lavigne
Swoon :bigsmile:
Chris Pinehttp://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/c...ine_425793.jpg
Jake Gyllenhaalhttp://files.nuclearmediallc.netdna-...l-pictures.jpg
Young Brad Pitthttp://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x...x-pack-abs.jpg
Young Bruce Willishttp://i11.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0515/...89c36701f0.jpg
Didrik Solli Tangenhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aZgjegBnLM...lli-Tangen.jpg
runner ups:
Eva Longoriahttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9PD7EZdWmk...graphy%2B2.jpg
Evangeline Lillyhttp://images.starpulse.com/Photos/p...20Lilly-16.jpg
Mila Kunishttp://bechfrisor.no/wp-content/uploads/Mila-Kunis.jpg
Lindsay Lohan, in her redhead non-anorectic dayshttp://www.wallpapers-wallpapers.com...lpapers-02.jpg
Angelina Jolie a couple years agohttp://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/i...angie_2005.jpg
Christ, how could I forget about Jewell Staite?
How could we all forget about Jewell Staite?
.... are you bi?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
I didn't forget, just chose better girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
>>> I think celebrities are ugly (the popular people), just the fact of appearing in the tv doesnt make you a celebrity, I think..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
so
If someone I know that is hot goes on TV and become a celebrity then it will become ugly.
If I meet someone and find them really hot and then later find out they're a celebrity then it will become ugly.
That does not make any sense.
1. Ethan Hawke in the 90s
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmT...EthanHawke.jpg
2. James Franco
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/ima...s-franco-2.jpg
3. Ewan McGregor (that accent <3)http://www.glitzblog.com/images/1_199.jpg
4. Ethan Hawke now (he's still so darn fine)
http://lactosuria.files.wordpress.co...than-hawke.jpg
5. Shakira *drools*
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/52831111.png
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j1...lf-video-1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...Fs/shakira.gif
Levian can appreciate sexy sexy men and sexy sexy women.Quote:
Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICVEIRA
Uhmmmm...lessee...
1.) Maksim Chmerkovskiy
2.) Eric Dane
3.) Antonio Ricardo Chavira
4.) Adam Baldwin
5.) Shemar Moore
Yeah, I think I have a type. :p
>>> I make my own rules..:luca:Quote:
Originally Posted by VieraFran69
I also want to add James Franco.
This thread disturbs me on many levels.
guys should just list their top 5 (at the moment) pr0n stars. might as well since we're listing people we don't even know in person.
Porn stars aren't attractive, PG.
yet here you are fapping to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Actually I just realized that Toya has tattoos and I don't dig tattoos on women for the most part especially the big ones so I'm exchanging her for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
Toccara (SPOILER)Attachment 34422
I'm with Bleys on this one. The vast majority of them aren't worth a second look, and the few that are still aren't half as attractive as some of the girls I see in the streets or on TV. I would not want to hook up with a porn star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeyet here you are fapping to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
If your general point is "but you'll never hook up with these people" - we know it's an insanly unlikely scenario, but that's why it's hypothetical from the start.
I'm just been conditioned from repeated silliness not to chase after people "pronoun'll never hook up with" to take these sorts of things seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoBI'm with Bleys on this one. The vast majority of them aren't worth a second look, and the few that are still aren't half as attractive as some of the girls I see in the streets or on TV. I would not want to hook up with a porn star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeeyet here you are fapping to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
If your general point is "but you'll never hook up with these people" - we know it's an insanly unlikely scenario, but that's why it's hypothetical from the start.
but I'm just being a negative nancy:
Sung Hi Lee (Playboy) - she's like 9 years older than I am which puts her in the 40+ category, but I've had a crush on her since I was 18
