1. Turkish coffee (unless prepared with a lot of sugar and flavoring)
2. Cocaine (it's a helluva drug)
3. Eating your own vomit
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1. Turkish coffee (unless prepared with a lot of sugar and flavoring)
2. Cocaine (it's a helluva drug)
3. Eating your own vomit
4. Genocide
5. Masturbate with Bengay
omg new idea thanks bbQuote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarland
6. Sticking it in a light socket
Holy. smurfing. Balls. How in the hell is there someone dumb enough to think this is on okay idea?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
8. My flaccid penis.
9. Sniffing cinnamon
10. Clamato beer
11. DVDA
12. Eating PEZ without putting it in a dispenser first (it's immoral)
13. Chicken kidnapping
14. Raising a hippo as a pet; you will die
coke is fine. I don't get addicted to substances so it's ok
don't ever eat a heaping tablespoon of cinnamin.
15. Lick a strangers neck.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...43_634x399.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Red XIV
16. dumping in public
17. Safe sex
:monster:
18. Taking a dump on the chest of a homicidal killer with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Just don't do it.
19. Putting a blu-ray disk into a regular DVD player. Bad things happen to good people.
swallowing nickles so you can be an atm 20 hours later
21. Write poems for the staff in the Private Feedback forum.
22. Time travel in your delorian on a dead end street
23. Throwing rocks at the president
24. stare when u see Pedobear (just run!! :O)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjS.../pedo+bear.jpg
1000. Achieving Immortality
I'll just let you guys work up to that one.
25. completing a list of 1000 things
26. Never ask a 4 year old what they are eating (unless, of course, you want to see it chewed up on their tongue) :|
27. never slap a bear
29. play dead near a bear, they are notorious necrophiliacs!
30. Read this thread :p
31. Post in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV
32 wank in school
33. Living in Albania
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
34. Try licking your own elbow.
drinking out of toilets, especially in public restrooms or restrooms visited recently by Julian
Quote:
Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICVEIRA
#Forever.
Riding (or being ridden) bareback by a Vietnamese Prostitute while a dozen transvestite midgets have a cocaine- and heroin-inspired orgy nearby.
hot coffee enema
37. crumble a cookie
38. Take vodka shots through your eye
39. suck a lemon
40. Suck a remon
41. Never back down, never give in.
42. Never have a house party in your own house.
43. Cheese & turkey in the same sandwich.
44. Superman dive
45. One-handed superman dive
46. Be buzzed/drink and drive.
Never:
47. Give you up
48. let you down
49. run around and desert you
50. Say "never."
(I just said "never." :( )
>>> 51. Kill yourself..:luca:
53. let a 3 year old drive. (this actually happened here in Holland :P)
54. eat cucumbers
55. Dare say that cheese doesn't work with any other food item :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Edge
56. Allow fellow EoFF member Caboose give his 2 cents on your personal relationships with the opposite sex. He has an overwhelming ability to manufacture some of the worse situations imaginable :lol:
57. sneak up on a bear, jump up on its back (while its walking on all 4's) and shout RIDE EM' COWBOY!
58. Dare to say FFVII sucks with a fanboi in close proximity.
59. Attend a Star Wars convention dressed as Trekkie.
60. Touch a black woman's hair. Aw hell to the nah.
61. Step on a black man's sneaker.
Can you touch a half-black woman's hair?
It depends. Does she have kinky hair?
(SPOILER)http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9184/clipboard01di.jpg
Yes? Not sure how curly it needs to be for that.
62. Drink 3 litres of vodka & expect your kidney & liver to work correctly :lol:
63. Expect me to shave on a regular basis. Just ain't happenin'.
64. Attempting to use your own feet as food and a means of philosophical growth simultaneously.
65. use difficult words
That isn't kinky at all. She has relaxed curls, but curls aren't what makes hair kinky.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarland
http://www.askthefitnessdude.com/wp-...7151442135.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ShinyThat isn't kinky at all. She has relaxed curls, but curls aren't what makes hair kinky.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronChaosGarland
66. revive this thread
67. make it to 69
So brave
68. look up porn on your roomates computer and change their background to homo sex.
This thread was made on my birthday last year. I noticed this and wanted to post it. I bought my parent's rye bread today.
Rt6.78.
FDrunk posting.
lolololol
69. put nutella in the fridge
70. Watch Twilight.
72. math.
73. Claim X doesn't go good with hot sauce. Hot sauce is universal.
74. Take the warning label on a liquor bottle as a personal challenge.
75. Fail to keep hands and arms inside the car at all times.
76. Bring mouth to banana. ALWAYS bring banana to mouth.
putting the banana to your mouth is just as dirty.
77. go around hitting on every girl in sight.
78. make eyecontact while eating a banana
79. smile at a crocodile
80. Playing chess against an imaginary person
81. Burning your testicle hairs with a lighter
82. Drinking a Flaming Lambourgini
83. Playing 'Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball' for the SNES
84. My sister's vegetable lasagne
85. Feeding mogwais after midnight
lets make it to the 100 shall we??
86. lick a hot pan