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Today at the store, while at the checkout line, there was a girl and her mother standing behind me. I turned around to start putting my groceries on the conveyor belt and the girl looked at me. Then I heard her whisper to her mom "oh my gosh, he's gorgeous".
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Topic: Things that make you go /smug
Today I picked the fastest line to get into Disneyland and I was pretty /smug about it. Does that count?
yes
I haven't gone outside in two days. :smug:
My Penis.
I guess I move pretty fast you know it's kind of cool
:smug: haters can't catch me
Seeing anybody do anything stupid, which luckily is on a daily, actually even an hourly basis depending on the day.
Yeah, I know it's awful, but it makes me feel like maybe I'm not the dumbest person in the world xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Polnareff
Yesterday MILF and I were playing SimCity 4 and he was struggling to get people to use his bus network and meanwhile I had several terminals that were running at 200% capacity and one that was sitting at 315% capacity and I was pretty /smug about it, much to his chagrin
I posted spam in my fb
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eo.../emot-smug.gif
was she 12?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justy
and what is this I don't even.mp3Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahwas she 12?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justy
... no :( why did you have to ruin it
ruin what? why you have to be so afraid of 12 y/osQuote:
Originally Posted by Justy
12-year-olds have feelings too, guize.
I got flirty with one of the cute girls from my companies head office today whilst getting my thang on for a company video project. (No literally I was in head office dancing and being filmed against green screen so that they can use my silhouette to make a film
what's wrong with french girls :aimmad:
Alot of them don't shave their armpits among other things.
This may sound bad, but I always feel :smug: when I hear about other people's relationship problems. I'm so glad I have a partner whom I love and who gets me completely, and vice versa, and we don't have to deal with any of that drama crap. I get :smug: when I hear others say that exact same thing and then break up a month later. 5+ years and I can't even think of a single time where I thought we might be in trouble. :smug: :love:
Females with body hair... ugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
My brother and his friend were trying to get past floor 20 in the Tower of Lost Souls on Soul Calibur IV, I came in and did it... on my first try :smug:
Justy is a man!?!?!?!?!?
;__;
Ahh, smurf on off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
(SPOILER)Heart = warmed
:freak:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Your attraction is normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
I was waiting for a train and when it arrived not only did the doors stop right in front of me they stopped slightly to the side so I wouldn't have to walk around the pole behind the door. :smug:
so?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
@Justy being a male - yeah and? he's still asian.
:mymelontd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
You two are unfair. I'm the same way, in that BJ and I get along better than I think most couples do, but you guys, like, shower each other with gifts and stuff and it's just revolting.
I guess she never did find out about that time in Dubai then!Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I do community theater, so when the annual Awards Show came up, I got a chick to go with me before all my straight friends. I was pretty :smug: about it.
But you're gay, there's no threat. :|
Just that sexy, is all. ;)
rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Yeah I don't think I've ever agreed as strongly with you on something like this time but this is true. I could kiss you right now. She knows she'll have a good time with her friend and won't be expected to put out.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Make her put out.
Ew, you're so gross. Weirdo.
What is her name? I'm going to find her and make her make you put out. It will be epic.
I have been told that I have an above-average length penis, and that I am above-average at using it.
The long period of involuntary celibacy kind of undoes the smugness from that, though.
Aside from that, my life generally just kind of kicks ass. I'm really successful for a person my age and have a lot of people who rally to support me. I tend to beat the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of obstacles that pop up (even when I am absolutely certain I will fail) and I am currently on a path to fulfill my dreams, despite having nearly abandoned them previously.
Feels good, man.
Buddy your penis is not above average. Or at the very least it would be the understatement of the decade.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
Don't you want to kiss me anyway though? o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by JustyYeah I don't think I've ever agreed as strongly with you on something like this time but this is true. I could kiss you right now. She knows she'll have a good time with her friend and won't be expected to put out.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Make her put out.
justy has hit on every eoffer who is male or unmaleQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDon't you want to kiss me anyway though? o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by JustyYeah I don't think I've ever agreed as strongly with you on something like this time but this is true. I could kiss you right now. She knows she'll have a good time with her friend and won't be expected to put out.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Make her put out.
That doesn't mean I'm not special.
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Originally Posted by Peegee
Shiny hits on one thing though these days thats less of a problem. However ask some of the Halo guys what exactly would happen if I slept with a French girl, Paul's jibes forever more would probably put me off mid stride to be honest. StillQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Meeting other people my age who have done nothing with their lives and complain about how much their lives suck yet still do nothing to change it. It makes me smug because of how much I've been through and how dedicated and ambitious I still am to changing my situation. Just a "heh you lazy ass :smug:"
good point julie.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You're not allowed to call him that.
hey julie I think justie is protecting your honourQuote:
Originally Posted by Justy
Wtf is honour?