GOD EXISTS!

This morning, I was very sad when I noticed I did not have enough cereal for a full bowl. Unwilling to give in to not having cereal for breakfast (I had made up my mind dammit!) I put it in the bowl, then got my milk! To my dismay, the milk was also low, I didn't even know if there was enough to fill this small bowl. However, when I poured it out, there was the exact cereal to milk ratio that I always like. It was. Glorious.

THE ONLY WAY THESE TO COINCIDENTS COULD'VE ALIGNED SO IS FROM AN OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE! THERE IS A GOD! :D

Also post about you're experience with god. Not that you have any. Suckers.

Earlier I was the 1000000th person to visit Youtube and I won a plasma TV. I gave them my bank details and I'm expecting arrival later. I'm so happy! :)

When I was in elementary school one of my shoes was tied in a huge knot that I couldn't get undone as I took them off for bed so I prayed God would help me out in my sleep. When I woke up the knot was gone, so there's my miracle.

I've seen like 3 eoffers naked though one of them took her intellectual property back so it's more like 2.5 naked eoffers

I read the Bible once and it said God exist.

I was stuck in traffic. GOD WOULD NEVER ALLOW SUCH A THING! NO GOD!

I sneezed and a booger ended up hanging out of my nose, so I think I'm with Boko on this one.

I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

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I'd worship that.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

I took a dump that resembled Jesus.

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You must submit a pic to STLLJ lol

I thought it would be nifty to do a Mafia, then I offered to partner up with DD and he said we would be Mafia Mods together!!! THEN Del said that we would be next to host a Mafia game!!!

Also I got a Cheese Dragon at the dragon cave!!! Yay me!

Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?

There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

There's too much stupidity for there to be a God.

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God just likes to troll.

Bible says so.

God made 4chan?

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God made 4chan?

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Yep. Read Corinthians closely. It's in there.

I used to wake up every morning, and my room was clean. I eventually caught on to the fact that God wasn't really cleaning my room every morning. It was actually my very hard working Mom, who didn't appreciate me leaving my stuff everywhere.

I can't get over the fact that he (or it) put enough milk in your bowl as she (or it, or he) placed about 70% salt water on this planet. I don't know about you, but I love salt water...

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Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?

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He was poofed out of existance, but not before leaving his final Message on the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. (SPOILER)We apologize for the inconvenience

It's true, although christianity has been proving god to be fictional long before the Hitchhiker's guide...

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Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Didn't hitchhikers guide to the galaxy already prove that god doesn't exist?

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He was poofed out of existance, but not before leaving his final Message on the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains. (SPOILER)We apologize for the inconvenience

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Right... that was a sad part of the book. (SPOILER)what with marvin dying and all

The Bible isn't real.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...rizeBible1.jpg

Holy trout! I guess I'm wrong.

I actually clicked on this thread more than a decade later. Guess God really do exists!