Ohhhh yeaaaah. :cool:
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Ohhhh yeaaaah. :cool:
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Post in here. :evil:
So the Warriors are all obese? Figures.
Our dicks are obese.
Oversized cancerous tumours on your penis is nothing to be proud of, and not something I'd be advertising if you want people to actual join your tumour addled group.
An obese penis sounds horrible. Sort your life out, man.
Just goes to show the might of 2D! 3D causes dick obesity and awkward tumours.
You just can't handle all that Buster Sword in ya face, bitches. :colbert:
It's okay, though. It's natural to find the incredible as less so, like Albert Einstein, bitches. smurfer made C's. C's.
Anyone got a ghetto translator handy?
Translation: You're just jealous and not used to 3D. So naturally, you would find some way to think you're superior when meters won't lie. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A Name
Your peen is lean.
Dear Warriors,
Please note the message of hate below:
YOUR ASS IS GRASS
Love always,
The Lionhearts
AKA The Most Powerful and Superior of All Other Gangs
I like the rhyming theme going on in this thread.
What a pity you'll soon be dead.
Yeah, you smurfers are just jello! we have King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table bitches! wtf summons do you losers have! lame ass low damage summons is what! and your magic, you need to grind for hours just to learn 1 spell I mean how titty is THAT all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
I too can also spin a rhyme
You silly pawns have not much time.
You dare say The Rock's catchphases without his permission? The Rock is sorry, The Rock must have misunderstood something. You see, The Rock thought you enjoyed having your testicles where they were, and not turned ninety degrees, stuck so far up your candy ass you were almost literally talking bollocks. If The Rock sees you doing this again, then Smackdown Hotel better be ready because you're gonna receive one hell of an asswhooping, bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
You have Tifa.
We have Rydia.
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/790...ff4rydia11.jpg
Oh and we have Rosa too! :jess:
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Shall I continue?
Bitches wont be any good to you after a bash with KotR.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Look rubble, we went through this once, you challenge me, you lose, your gravelly remains get swept under the carpet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
Do you smell
WHAT the Rubble
IS BURNING.
Baked Beans. Bitch.
Seriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
You think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSeriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.
Yeah. Rydia the 7 year-old girl? Creeps. :colbert:
Laddy Rap :cool:
I'm a mad mothersmurfer, just' wait 'til you see.
See how bad a bitch the Laddy can be.
I got my posse here now, just come on down.
You'll regret when I kick your ass all over this town.
For serious, smurfers like you best not be delirious.
All this petty bitch tit ain't makin' me furious.
I get more ass than all of you combined.
I have a bitchin' ride while your tires ain't aligned.
So cry home with your dicks tucked away.
When ya tell your pimp that this is the day
That Laddy kicked your ass all over the place.
The Warriors are here and we'll be trumpin' yo case.
Word to your mother.
Its called Quick, and it lets Cyan have all the time in the world.... :cool:
All I'm seeing in this thread is a group of sad people subscribing to a penis enlarging drug, it even says it in the title. :p
You killing Cyan just lets him get his Psycho on. KotR may have a few hits here and there, but Psycho Cyan doesn't stop until everything is dead. DEAD.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonYou think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSeriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.
/smug
Obviously, that would icnlude himself. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou killing Cyan just lets him get his Psycho on. KotR may have a few hits here and there, but Psycho Cyan doesn't stop until everything is dead. DEAD.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonYou think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSeriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.
/smug
A man has nothing left to do when he kills everyone else.
He would likely start with himself.
smurfing Warriors trying to overcompensate for the fact they got tiny hot dogs
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By the way Ladmeister, the Warriors hate corgis.
GROSS. That mustard makes me think of semen.
Warriors more like BORE-iors.
The Warriors are gross, I'm glad you can see this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
BORE-IORS AHAHA
Looks like everybody hates the Warriors. Won't be long before even they hate themselves!
The heores of tomorrow are the radicals of today.
And boy, we sure are radical.
Obviously everyone hates the Warriors, and by hate I mean envy, you always envy that which is better.
Am i rite, of course I am.
Radical went out like 20 years ago, back when your game was good
It wasn't out then. It was in 1997, you dweeb. Back when your game was cutting edge. Except it wasn't. :colbert:
His is multiple games. :p
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell the difference. Maybe because they're lame. :colbert:
Its unfortunate, our opposition is so dumb they cant even manage simple math like say 2011 - 1997 =.=Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Guess this wont be any where near as challenging as I thought, and by challenging I mean Demon Wall vs KotR xD
Ha! I laugh at the face of these provincial neanderthals! They should go back to their precious "artifacts" they call games! Let's pray they aren't fossilized yet! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonIts unfortunate, our opposition is so dumb they cant even manage simple math like say 2011 - 1997 =.=Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Guess this wont be any where near as challenging as I thought, and by challenging I mean Demon Wall vs KotR xD
The Warriors are indeed strong, and the Returners will deal with them soon enough, but first we must mop up the petty Bandits and Lionharts.
You forget; we're not just the oldschool, we're the newschool too. WE ARE EVERYTHING.
Bah! You haven't been relevant since 1996, Misfit scum!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Please, little boy. Your precious little game is only here because it's standing on the shoulders of giants.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaddyHa! I laugh at the face of these provincial neanderthals! They should go back to their precious "artifacts" they call games! Let's pray they aren't fossilized yet! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonIts unfortunate, our opposition is so dumb they cant even manage simple math like say 2011 - 1997 =.=Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Guess this wont be any where near as challenging as I thought, and by challenging I mean Demon Wall vs KotR xD
Word
I don't need to read the entirety of this thread to know that all posts other than that of a true, red blooded Warrior are complete and utter trout.
Also, the Warriors are recruiting! Do the right thing, citizens of EoFF. War is upon us and you definitely don't want to be on the losing side (i.e. any side that is not this one). Join us, the winners. I say to you, O internet dwellers
Come out and play! :mwahaha:
Don't you guys have a remake you should be bitching about or something?
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Billy Mays here with a truly amazing product. Joining forces with the warriors really does make your dick 5 times larger. Not 3x not 4x but 5x BIGGER. 8======D
Billy Mays is dead, just like your crappy game's relevance.
Hi billy mays here with a special t.v. offer, watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father!
Aerith is dead too AND SHE STILL MADE SEPHIROTH HER BITCH. Don't try to smurf with something your small VIII brain couldn't possibly understand. Our Lifestream, much like our big fat cocks, will crush you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Because VIII is such an influential title. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
When your villain's theme is one of the most recognizable themes in gaming history, you're relevant right there.
Just be glad they made a troutty movie spin-off for you littleuns, otherwise you'd all be DEAD!
P.S. Worst. Graphics. Ever.
And you keep hoping they might finally recognize you as important enough to do the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Dude, we did 3D first. You owe your existence to us. At least we don't look like rejected Hot Topic models.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
That was 3D? It looked like my lego set after the family dog had chewed it up and shat it back out again. So you'll have to forgive my confusion.
Your game looks like a smurfing waiting room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
At least our characters have have had many different re-imaginings over the last 14 years. Care to show me where your compilation has been hiding, Phil?
STEP INTO BALAMB AND SAY THAT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
I would but I might be attacked by schoolgirls with nunchucks. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoySTEP INTO BALAMB AND SAY THAT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Yeah, because they sucked so much ass the first time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
For serious? Your game consisted of whiny teenagers too stupid to remember they were adopted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyYeah, because they sucked so much ass the first time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Dear lord man, your character was the originaly whiny teenager, except he wasn't even a teenager anymore, making it WAY worse.
The Sega Saturn and its library of titles would like a word with you. Besides, faux 3D (which is what VII's 3D is) has been around since FFIV with the Mode 7 effects. Your game is just an over-budget piece of pretentious nonsense, dipped in animu, and is desperately trying to copy Kingdom Hearts of all things. VII has aged as well as Megan Fox's career. The Compilation Comeback tour has been as effective for VII as Jonah Hex was for MF. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LaddyDude, we did 3D first. You owe your existence to us. At least we don't look like rejected Hot Topic models.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
1. Calling FFVII Faux 3D is just that...faux. Besides, I was referring to the series. FFVI isn't 3D anyway, so why even bring this up? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima WeaponThe Sega Saturn and its library of titles would like a word with you. Besides, faux 3D (which is what VII's 3D is) has been around since FFIV with the Mode 7 effects. Your game is just an over-budget piece of pretentious nonsense, dipped in animu, and is desperately trying to copy Kingdom Hearts of all things. VII has aged as well as Megan Fox's career. The Compilation Comeback tour has been as effective for VII as Jonah Hex was for MF. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by LaddyDude, we did 3D first. You owe your existence to us. At least we don't look like rejected Hot Topic models.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
2. Calling FFVII prententious is like calling Citizen Kane pretentious.
3.You're a Returner. Obviously you're going to be wrong.
Who the smurf brings up Sega Saturn in an FF gang war? :roll2
I will use your logic.
FFVI can't take credit for having a female protagonist because Phantasy Star did it first.
The only thing The Returners will be taking credit for is the boot shoved so far up your asses that The Rock will be stepping on your hearts.
Oh hey, little guy. Didn't see you there. You want a lollipop?
Oh, nevermind. I should probably ask your parents before giving you candy. :erm:
I went doo-doo in my dipey. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Sort your life out, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon DudeI went doo-doo in my dipey. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
The therapist refuses to see me anymore. :(
We'll tear you down, bogans~
'Cause you're nothing at all~
We'll tear you down, down, down~
We'll tear you down, no matter what slogans~
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I would like to join the lego warriors. :)
The thread title lies. MY TITS AREN'T ANY BIGGER.
Shame on you, imbeciles. Spreading lies is rather abysmal of you.
Whoa, Eagle...:erm:
i was annoyed at first but tge editings quite funny actualy but why only mine.?
Only makes you larger if you champion the FFVII Warriors! Noobette!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
Bitches and hos, the lot of you
Dak baby, your just jello we can sell it and you can't even give it away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
RIGHT THAT'S IT I"VE HAD IT WITH YOU LOT.
Jiro breaks ranks and enters the Warriors' territory on his own. Clasping his weapon, he sprints past their sentries without them noticing. He is going to take them apart from the very top by killing the leader; Guardian XIII.
He finds his target quickly. Guardian XIII steps out onto the street and laughs.
"This is all the army you brought? Pathetic! No wonder they call you a Misfit, you haven't even got buddies!"
With that, he signals the other Warriors hiding on the roof tops around him. Laddy and KaiserDragon grin, wielding bats, chains and just for overkill, an smg each. TrollHunter stalks up behind, dragging his katana along the pavement.
"Tch, you're all a bunch of bitches," Jiro says. "You'll never be half the men the Misfits are!"
"Oh yeah?" Guardian XIII says. "Prove it then. Let's fight, you an' me, one on one. Warrior v pussy."
Guardian XIII tosses his gun to the side and produces a baseball bat and knuckle dusters.
"Throw him your sword Trolly boy."
TrollHunter tosses his katana at Jiro's feet and picks up the discarded gun.
"You're dead meat now, sucka," TrollHunter whispers as he retreats his distance.
"Let's dance then!" Jiro shouts as he sprints forward. He swings wildly, and Guardian XIII is easly able to dodge the attacks. He strikes once, at the shins, and Jiro hits the ground screaming.
"Not so cocky now, are you punk?" he says.
Jiro manages to spin, slicing at Guardian XIII's ankles. Guardian XIII jumps, and tries to land on the blade and pin it to the ground. Jiro anticipates this and rotates it, but Guardian XIII manages to dodge again.
"Trying to cut my feet? Sad, little man, sad."
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! FIND OUT WHEN [GUARDIAN XIII] TAKES OVER.
The other Warriors formed a loose circle around the fighting pair as Jiro slowly made his way to his feet. His legs screamed in protest, bruises already flowering across their pink flesh, but he ignored the pain and set his teeth. This is it he thinks. If I don't take him out now, I'm dead.
Without warning, Guardian XIII lunged at him. Jiro barely had enough time to bring his weapon up to defend himself. The bat hit the flat of the blade and bounced away harmlessly.
Then a fiery pain danced across Jiro's eyes. It felt like his skull had been caved in. It seems, while he was busy watching the bat, Guardian XIII's other hand had snaked around his defenses, unseen, to crack him in the side of the head. Jiro gingerly felt the side of his head and his hand came a way red with blood. Brass knuckles... dammit! he thought.
Guardian XIII eyed the wobbling Misfit sternly. “Just a boy.” he spat. “The Misfits are nothing but a bunch of kids. Street punks playing hooky.
“Misfits will run this city one day!” Jiro shouted angrily.
“That may be, but you certainly won't be around to see that day if you keep running into fights out-manned and unarmed. Get out of here, kid, before you really get hurt.” He replied, turning his back on Jiro. The Misfit's dazed eyes lit up at this miraculous opportunity
This is it!
Raising the katana high above his head and screaming furiously, he lunged at the retreating Warrior. Guardian XIII turned and caught Jiro's eye just as they crashed together. Blood flashed across Jiro's vision, and he smiled triumphantly. Then fell to the ground dead, Guardian XIII's belt knife protruding from his chest.
The onlooking Warriors whooped and cheered at their leader's victory. TrollHunter jogged over to the fallen Misfit and sat on his chest, slapping the lifeless Jiro across the face and laughing. Then, without pause, Guardian XIII punched him in the face, sending him sprawling across pavement, and gently picked Jiro up and wept over his dead little brother.
Familicide?!
He lunged! I tried to defend, but it was too late. :(
Honourable Fight O Mighty Leader, the Warrior's Salute the Honourable Dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
*Salutes*
Unfortunate. But it is the inevitable demise of all who oppose us (cue thunder)Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
This is true. He was doomed to die as soon as he took on the Misfit colors.
Ho ho ho :bigsmile:
smurfing Cain, you will pay for Jiro's death.
Jiro NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You will PAY for this, Guardian. I will hunt you to the ends of the Earth!
Sorry, I've not been around so much lately to keep up with this because I've been too busy watching and listening to a guy sing Disney voices in a demonic voice (while not quoting Mortal Kombat awesomely) while playing a marathon run of FFVII in the name of raising funds for charity.
FFVII Fights Cancer
I mean, I know the gang wars are awesome fun and all, but I think that this just goes to show how much FFVII Warriors have already won. Donate, people!
EDIT: Ahahaha, instead of saying "Sephiroth" he even says "Cancer" :)
Awesome, not even Cancer can beat FFVII!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Yo can hunt all you like but the G-man n crew will be waiting for you, you will be "retuning" to the farplane soon enough Del Dude!Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
This dog needs a new pack, gentlemen. My family was wiped out. :(
Welcome to the right side of this war, sharky dude.
A heart of a lion. A dog of war.
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You won the fight but you lost your soul G-Man. You killed your little brother over a color and game. Now you will never get to share anything with him ever again, all you will have are your memories, and the memory of his death by your hand. Hope you can live with that. Oh, and you can consider yourself disowned for the rest of this game because I want nothing more to do with you!
:kaoupset:
No, please stop posting butt ugly pig disgusting womenz plz. Unless you want to continue making yourselves look worse. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
You're right, I have lost my soul. This gang is all I have left. Power is all I strive for now. I will destroy all who oppose me, and when I stand victorious over all other gangs I will turn to your Secret Police and unleash my vengeance. EoFF will burn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jentleness
stfu noob
... but not before I forcibly insert by testicles into DD's mouth.
Sounds kinda gay. You have the wrong impression, dude.