Is it... is it still a secret if I make a thread about it? I have a title. Am I supposed to be recruiting? Do you guys want to be a police with me? You don't have to be ethical in the slightest, but you still get moral superiority.
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Is it... is it still a secret if I make a thread about it? I have a title. Am I supposed to be recruiting? Do you guys want to be a police with me? You don't have to be ethical in the slightest, but you still get moral superiority.
The only reason I've ever wanted mod powers is to be a fascistic dictator, so I am most certainly on board with this.
Does that mean I'm winning?? I'm winniiiinnnnggg! I like this game!
Here's your badge:
http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item...adge-d1c0c.jpg
I say the gangs take out the police first.
But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??
No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.
No elephants for you!
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE I'M GOING HOME
ETA: Wait, how about a rhino?
I think we can do a rhino.
Alright, people, we have laser guns, a rhino, and a completely justified sense of superiority! Let's please form an orderly line to fill out applications!
MILF, you're ditching the Misfits for the smurfing police? You disappoint me brother. Pike, IDNAN and I will not hesitate to strike you down, out of respect for the man you once were.
@Shluppers Can I have you? That's all I want out of this stupid thing.
I don't have a clue what beastiality has to do with being a cop, but :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
If by "have me" you mean "look upon me," then, yes, we can arrange that in exchange for you allegiance. If you serve us well I may even let you braid my hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
That is not at all what I mean.
I see what this is about. This is actually Shlup's plan to organize a harem of manslaves.
Waaaay to go, MILF. Your dreams of being a dictating bastard just got thrown out the window.
The Secret Police are obviously a bunch of leotard wearing dickweeds so I don't think they're a threat. Laser Rhinos or not, you're going to be cleaning my toilet with YOUR FACE
NO ONE WILL HAVE KITTY FANTASY! I WILL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! FOR GLORRRYYYYY!!!
You need to sit the smurf down and shut the smurf up, the Misfits be runnin' this town now with the Returners, 50/50 split because you smurfers ain't worth trout
I would like to be in the secret police. I like the idea of abducting people and having them shot. Do we still get to do that?
Also do we get uniforms or will I dust off the old costume?
You totally get to do that. And since we are "secret" police you can wear whatever you want.
And, Jiro, I am going to forward your posts to your mother, young man!
I am going to make sure we take you down first, Amanda. >:[
Birthday suit donned. Now what do I do now? Tinned spam the others to death?
I don't really know, but your suggestion sounds about right. Go into their threads and insult them. But don't talk like Jiro because that's just embarrassing.
I don't know where you dreamt up that I had anything to do with your misbegotten kind, but I can assure you I at no point nor juncture pledged loyalty to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Bonus: You don't have to change your avatar or signature to be cool because we are secret.
http://www.aquabacon.com/wp-content/...yeeeaaahhh.jpg
Quite secret.
So secret, most of the returners are snitches for us!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Oooooh, I like that.
So secret you advertise everything.
Not everything. Just enough to make you feel like you're in control, and then, BAM, rhinos and lasers to the face!
Not just to the face but we'll keep the other place secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
SMURF YOU FILTHY AUTHORITATRIAN PIGS!
WE JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL
AND UNDER OUR COMPLETE CONTROL
SO smurf OFF
As oppose to being a wee pup like you? At least we don't pretend to be great. Because we are Great!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Welcome to our newest recruit, Jentleness! She is probably going to kill everyone. I like her.
Join the secret police and work with other officers featured in this training video starting at about 2:30.
PS I want to join.
Yes. I am officially adding that to our listing on Monster.com.
Does this mean you've picked your team?
Yes. Oh dear God yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think I have to actually join the police now.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
No, you're pretty much pretending. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by CabooseAs oppose to being a wee pup like you? At least we don't pretend to be great. Because we are Great!Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
I might as well join as the viera knights don't currently exist.
That's good 'cause I was about to force you to join anyway.
If you will excuse me, I am going to go police the womens restroom.
Good luck and god speed, recruit.
Sign up today and select any one of the following signing bonuses:
1) I will send you the picture that Raistlin posted today that he is now banned forever for. (NSFW, must be 18 or older)
2) I will tell you how many posts are in your Warned Members List thread, as well as the most recent date.
3) I will draw a portrait of you.
... still waiting
My mother understands that sometimes ya gotta get loud to put some troutty Secret Police dickwads back in their place. And that place is the ground. Be dead, Amanduh
Do current members get ant of those :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I CANNOT BE DEAD UNLESS I TAKE YOU TO DEAD WITH ME.
You two make choose your prize.
I will dead you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
And have fun with the corpse.
Only if we share a coffin.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
DOWN WITH THE SECRETLY PUBLIC POLICE
We have this now. Use it wisely.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...sty/secret.jpg
You gang ruffians think you know police brutality. We make Cops look like My Little Pony.
actually I think I just want numbers 2 and 3.
Wrong. We're these PoniesQuote:
Originally Posted by o_O
MIKE YOU BETRAYER. JOIN US.
smurfing gay police :(
I AM AN UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT UPHOLDER OF THE LAW.
Yeah, I think Amanda has this event confused with one where you make threads and spam people to join your party. This is GANG WARS foo! The Secret Police are just fodder if any newbie could join. I mean MILF? Seriously you let that guy in?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I told you guys I didn't understand the game but no one would tell me how to play so now I have to make up my own rules.
Del, I police brutality you. You have the right to remain silent, and if you don't I will pop you with a cap or some such.
We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.
I won't complain, they're just making it easier for them to get taken out.
I shall start be stealing Amanda's clothes.
Alright, the Returners and Misfits have joined together to take out the dirty cop MILF. He's been sniffing around our turf anyway and one less cop means one less headache.
So if I roll an 11 or higher, he dies. Here goes!
EDIT: Damn, a 9. Jiro, it's your turn.
Quit resurrecting your dog! I'm trying to brutalize you here!
My dog has mad skills, yo. It's going to make much more than you can muster to murder my homie.
It doesn't matter, The Returners will just reduce everything to ash... Kefka's reign won't need such trifling and inconsequential things like laws, police, puppies, chairs, mousepads, grandparents, ice cream, order, government, politics, religion, kittens, creeds, race, Zombie Jesus, hoola hoops, obscure and awkward Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged references, toilets, air, central heating, Sailor Starlights, wishes, children's dreams, Soda Pops, monkeys, forums, Moogles, Cloud's Chocobo haircut, the color blue, the one piece, the back of a hand, hookers, blow, happiness, 39 cent coupons for Campbell Soup, I'm My Own Milf, Ultima Weapon, eyelids, janitors, MP, Puff the Magic Dragon, and TvTropes.com
I rolled a 4, but my quick feet skill allowed me to roll again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Too bad it was only an 8. smurfING MILF RAAAAAGH
Jen---> :shoot: <---DD
*Steals Amanda's underwear and wears it on his head like a jackass*
You don't have to add "like a jackass" to any of your posts; it's implied just by you being you.
Whatever, I'm still wearing your panties.
Jiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.
Dude, My Little Pony kicks ass anyway.
You, unfortunately, do not. You're as intimidating as Bobbies.
This is what it's all about; I'm in. ;)
but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahm!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFJiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.
Can I join the secret police ?????
WELCOME! And be Brutal!
YAY
*Begins writing strongly worded letters*
More brutal than that. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by shion
My avatar is clearly a deed by the dirty cops in order to try and mock those that they deem their inferiors. I hope this is a statement for everyone glorifying these pigs - that they only want chaos and for the world to end in shambles so they can extend their filthy reign as they see fit.
I bring to you the loving words of Twisted Sister.
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
We've got the right to choose and there ain't no way we'll lose it!
This is our life, THIS IS OUR SONG
We'll fight a thousand legions!
Don't pick our destiny cause
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG
Do I not get an official title as you do ?
As soon as SchlupQuack is online, she'll give you a nice title. I unfortunately do not yet have those powers. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by shion
Filthy hippy detected. Deploying Justice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Your definition of justice is abuse.
Welcome to the real world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Damn pigs, why don't you stop killing everybody's buzz? We're just trying to have a good time!!
Pass the bong and a beer and we'll let the good times roll. Otherwise, OBEY OUR ATHORITAH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
*runs in* smurf THE POLICE *runs out*
This is exactly what I want, how did you know??Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Btw, I ate cheese today and it was awesome!!!!
Btw, btw is my new short form word of the week
smurf the police. smurf, smurf, smurf the police.
You don't Smurf the police. They Smurf you and then go to your house and smurf your family and then your pets. And then, just for the ultimate punishment, the police find out your religion, ascend to a godly status and smurf your deity in the ass. Thats right, not even Gods are safe from us!!!!!
Kiss my ass.
You don't get it. I understand. Some hamsters don't have enough brain cells to comprehend english. And we don't kiss ass. We penetrate your God's ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You kiss my ass because you suck, a miserable bunch of impotent and feeble-minded buffoons with dreams of adequacy pretending to be police.
Hey NorthernCockBite, You shouldn't smurf with the people who keep you safe. You don't wanna be on our bad side.
That would be very uncomfortable to both of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
It would seem somebody wants to don a stripper cop outfit and call themselves a real officer. :redface:Quote:
Originally Posted by Caboose
Pardon me if I don't take your threat seriously.
You guys have way too much energy.
Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fujiko
Yeah! Fufu is here to play!
*Transforms into flying horse*
Hop on Fufu and we will fly to the other gangs' territory and I will bomb them with Pegasus Poop while you shoot them with your Glitter Ray!!!!
:radred: :plotting: :mwahaha:
This seems likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Amanda! Make Fujiko an offical Secret Police so we have the authority to do our poop raids! :joker:
Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
i never made you cookiesQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWith a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
The Secret Police are gayer than Laddy
With such amazing intellect you guys are sure to win: SK = Smitten Kitten, noobletteQuote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuari never made you cookiesQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWith a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
I could never join a group who admitted to the graffiti trout on my precious Kitty Power Skin! smurf the Warriors, I am going to shoot all of you!!! :shoot:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWith a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
Also, I need more wine :mymelquiver:
Wine is never an issue, when your a warrior!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jentleness
All talk and no wine :mymelbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWine is never an issue, when your a warrior!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jentleness
Since you readily admit it, I will make sure your defeat is quick and (mostly) painless.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackThis seems likely.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Hm. It has come to my attention that the Secret Police could use a ninja on their team who isn't afraid to get down and eat some pants or ride penguins. Alright, you've convinced me, I'm in!
Jiro is dead. This all could have been avoided if any of you actually did anything other than talk about elephants and wine! You can't even keep kids off the streets and in the schools.
I blame you. You will all suffer for this. The Secret Police will will fall.
-W
All Secret Police no worrior movement! Be a warrior and JOIN US!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessAll talk and no wine :mymelbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWine is never an issue, when your a warrior!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jentleness
Hooray pants! Here are your issued laser gun and and rhino. You may use them to supplement your pants eating and penguin.
Hey, if I'm in the secret police, does that mean I can fine people???
not SK= Shayne Kennedy?Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWith such amazing intellect you guys are sure to win: SK = Smitten Kitten, noobletteQuote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuari never made you cookiesQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonWith a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK! :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by JentlenessQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragonStupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"
Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
I'm jealous of you guys. I want a pretty teal title. :(
For once, something a Warrior says doesn't make me want to him them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
In Julie speech this translates as: I wanna kiss yo ass Mighty Warriors!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodFor once, something a Warrior says doesn't make me want to him them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Fix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Want it as much as you like bitch, it will never happen!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodFix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Heck yes! Laser gun and rhino!
-pew pew-
Edit: I feel left out. I want a nifty Secret Police badge too.
Done and done. Get to our base, Po-pos!
I just finished building the base, what do you think? you can choose either one:
http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01...TXNRI-1-lg.jpg
this one, while appearing to be a pile of junk is actually a fully operational planet destroyer, complete with planet based sheild, so just dont blow up that planet!
troops with good aim not included.
http://sheds-gazebos.com/shopsite_sc...cPlayhouse.JPG
Who would suspect this humble little shack is actually base to a large contingent of secret police, it comes fully loaded with a mini fridge, a mini bar, a mini pool, and a mini cooper, everthing you need to be a police officer
there is another choice as well:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KKQknHiX1i..._trash_can.jpg
it may not look like much, but this base is almost large enough to hold one member of the secret police. it comes with a disguising pheremone and is impervious to attacks by small animals and some raccoons. it is cheap to maintain, requiring only a weekly cleaning.
Obviously the mini pink house with the mini bar. We have to get drunk to properly abuse our powers.
Also, vengeance shall be ours.