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I'm pretty sure I'm going to challenge Guardian XIII (aka Eric (aka... buttface)) to a battle. The only way he can escape imminent doom is if someone pays for him to come drink with me. He needs to come to my new place... and drink with me and my cat. And probably a lot of other people, whatever, who cares, but still.
Someone, make this happen.
P.S. I am not drunk.
P.S.S. Or stoned.
I ACCEPT!
The winner of this challenge will be the one who can keep their hands to themselves for the duration of the night.
We all know it will be me though. Clo's just crazy about me. :jess:
You're so lucky I already forgot what this thread was about.
But seriously, if anyone wants to see their precious Eric again, they must pay me money or something.
I don't think you'll get much of a reaction from that threat, Clograbowwowski. :shobon:
If someone doesn't send Eric a check right now to get in a li'l freakin' airplane and come drink with me and play Stratego with me I swear to god I will send him an envelope filled with salt which he might think is anthax.
I'll do it I'll pay just don't hurt my children!!
Would anyone like to play Stratego, I have Stratego.
Whatever, ADAM WEST.
I want to have your babies.
I haven't been drinking either.
;)
I guess I'll have to impregnate you with my ova-sperm-alien-hybrid jizz.
Also, I totes have been drinking and smoking.
Join my gang, Clo. We'll like, break stuff, and trout.
Break stuff... and TIT. I can't say no.
I tried to, but that little angel and demon duo appeared on my shoulder and they... I dunno. Both convinced me together.
Was it the tit that sold you? On a scale from one to tit, how good would you say my persuasive abilities were? Should I approach each possible recruitment with tit on the brain from now on?
I want in on the Cleric party :(
Whoa I barely remember writing any of this.
And what club am I in?!
CLOSEPHINE LIONHEART YOU ARE WITH US
But my thing says the Warriors.... what the hell is this shenanigans?
We're way cooler, lookit our purple titles!
Eric claimed you without even asking permission. Do you want to be part of a group that doesn't value its member's needs? Join the Lionhearts, Clo. You need us, and we need you, too.
Not to mention taking advantage of your inebriated state. We would never let our members get drunk alone!
EDIT: Or stoned!!
Phil's right. We stick together. We're family.
You don't hate family do you? D':
You're all on about something, but I can't tell what.
:party:
Also, I haven't received word about a check, so the envelope imparting doom to Eric is now in the mail.
Crystal, you joined the entirely wrong part. The Lionfarts are awful too.
There is only one true gang that will succeed, and that is the Returners.
Once I figure out what you guys are talking about I'm sure I'll be really interested.
...
:monster:
Crystal, dear, all you need to know is that you should team up with me.
:party:
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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
You noobs need to realise Clograb is in with the Warriors nao! you losers also need to read^Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Jebus, first you cant do simple math now you can't read either! my opinions of you guys is getting lower and lower :p http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eo...s/partyclo.gif
What the smurf is going on in here
Eric recruited Clo, the rest are getting jello.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I don't even know anymore.
Crystal was drunk, quit trying to pressure her to stay with you plebeians.
Oh god I'm drunk again what is going on.
IT'S THE WEEKEND. I was job hunting all day.
Crystal, you're my favorite person.
Crystal would have chosen the Warriors anyways. The Returners have Julian, that's reason enough to ignore them, and the Lionhearts lack, well, everything. But mostly me. I am the deal breaker in this case.
Bitches go dish up some Jello and step of ma girl Clo-ey G!
Eric was telling me how he was snogging Clo and she gave him a happy ending.
Do you really want to align yourself with the type of person who is going to go around bragging about "sleeping" with you, Crystal? Also, he keeps calling you Clo.
Julian was telling me about how his mom heard male and female noises coming from his room the other night, but when he came down for dinner it was just him in there. And he didn't even wash his hands. :onoes:
I said no such thing, you filthy liar. I will forward your texts to Crystal!
I believe you spoke of doing that last night and then never did. smurfin' loser, your threats are just that!
The deed is done! Now get to licking my ballsack.
I fixed this for you, JulieQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Only because your mother sucked me dry last night.
She must have been takin lessons from yo momma!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod