What is this Google you speak of I once went on the Internet to look for something and I tried to search for it with yahoo (I was looking for places to book a Kantus for my sister's birthday to make up for an unpleasant discovery she had made in her wardrobe) but all I found was a load of stuff about
Paul Kantus which surprised me because we know that Pawl is not a Kantus but actually a man who exists solely so I can smurf his mother and tell him all about it anyway yeah I don't trust these search engine things since I asked Wolfram Alpha how to hide semen stains and it told me that Stains is a place in France well thank you very much I don't really learn much from that though I guess it might be useful if I go on The Weakest Link or something like that if Anne Robinson asks me where Stains is I'll know right away and she will be soaking wet because of my wit and cleverness and I will smurf her backstage and say "Your mum's the weakest link, goodbye" when I have finished with her.