Let's make a list. I'll start.
- If a guy offers to take you out to the Golden Corral, break up with him immediately.
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Let's make a list. I'll start.
- If a guy offers to take you out to the Golden Corral, break up with him immediately.
- If a guy talks about how many kids he "might" have. Run away.
What's wrong with the Golden Corral? :(
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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
It's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
- Ask around and make sure he isn't crazy before you go out with him.
Wait, I like the Golden Corral. Can we add footnotes and exceptions to these rules?
If a guy cites golden showers as his favorite past time, run away. He's clearly R. Kelly.
Is this for both sexes/sexual preferences or not?
If she says her name is Dave and she has a beard, act with caution.
Don't date Demon Dude.
Don't date 5'3" guys.
yeah. it's just rules for dating. so if you have advice, postQuote:
Originally Posted by champagne supernova
Make sure that he/she has really broken up with his/her ex
Make sure that he/she doesn't have some deep seeded alcohol/drugs/gambling addictions
5'4". Bitch. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
be yourself
don't compromise
your partner needs to love you more [try wrapping your head around that paradox]
don't
My dick's bigger than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko5'4". Bitch. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
-Don't get your advice from people on the internet.
(should we listen to him, he might be right...but if he's right then we shouldn't listen to him...he's on the internet...so he's wrong, and we shouldtakehisadviceohdeargod!!)
That would really just suck for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon DudeMy dick's bigger than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko5'4". Bitch. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
A true gentlemen makes sure the lady doesn't accidentally hit her head while he's stuffing her in the trunk of his car. Remember your manners guys!
EDIT: Nothing is more uncomfortable than long, drawn out silence at the dinner table on the first date. I always bring some of my preserved insect collection along to keep us entertained until the appetizer arrives.
Do not propose a threesome with your girlfriend/wife and her mother. No matter how much of a hot cougar she might be.
Sisters are acceptable though. And she is legally and morally bound to accept a threesome if she has an identical twin.
Don't date any member of this forum. Ever. Every single person here is completely smurfing insane. Apart from me. I'm not. But I hate you.
Also don't kiss your cousin. I'm looking at you, Proto. :colbert:
I'm not completely smurfing insane Psy, you should know that, I'm beyond insane, I became so insane so long ago I've actually gone full circle and come back smurfing sane.
Still agreed with the kissing the cousin thing.
first or second? or any cousins? cuz then i can't sex anything that's remotely alive.
If he owns a Nickelback CD, condemn him.
Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Don't date. Especially mean women with itchy trigger fingers.
After a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyTrue. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
aka after marriageQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoAfter a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyTrue. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
After marriage and not on the third date. Third date buffets say "I don't care enough to put effort into taking you some place nice".
Don't date people you work with. EVER.
But the buffet at my favorite casino is so Goddamned good. They have a crepes station.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyTrue. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Also, I like girls watching me kick ass at blackjack. :(
Buffets in general are titty tier restaurants. I have more success with mcd's than buffets.
There's a Chinese buffet franchaise in this area, and I lol at its titty tier food. Anybody who goes there has my condolences.
Take your date somewhere nice.
I'm guessing that is also going into the "cannot be denied or confirmed whether this knowledge comes from experience" box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I once had a list of things. I then broke most of those rules with one girl. Go with your heart is the way forward.
regardless it's too damn juicy to NOT GIVE DETAILS SHORTY
Guys, I'm going to go make a buffet thread. That way we can all continue to talk about the Golden Corral and whatnot. :cool:
I have dated people I worked with at four of my past jobs, one of which I casually dated three people there at the same time. (It was made aware that I was not interested in being exclusive with any of them at the time.)
Things just always get sticky and awful. And then when things inevitably go sour or you're in a STUPID FIGHT, you can't just get up and leave.
I've never seriously dated a co-worker (aside from a high school girlfriend for a while), but have observed the fall out. Yeesh. :eek:
If I can't take a girl to a buffet, what the hell am I suppose to do with her? :confused:
Do them all a favor and just stay home with a bottle of lotion.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
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Don't drink anything remotely close to half a bottle of whiskey straight from the bottle.
Don't book holidays to see them, break up with them and still go on the holiday to see them. Okay, that's not exactly for the dating thing. But you get the general idea.
If you see them in bed with another guy, don't forgive them when they say it will never happen again.
Don't trust them.
Kill the-- wait, what?
I'm more a dry kind of guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyDo them all a favor and just stay home with a bottle of lotion.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
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