If you were a superhero, what powers would you want?
I wish I could have your mom's, because then I could sleep with whoever I want.
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If you were a superhero, what powers would you want?
I wish I could have your mom's, because then I could sleep with whoever I want.
I reeeeally want to be able to fly D:
I actually thought about this question far too much one day a couple of years ago, and got pretty bored with the general generic things people usually want. For me, I would be perfectly happy with these two powers:
1.) Being able to stomp powerfully enough to shake the ground violently and have the sound travel a great distance.
2.) Being able to perfectly mimic Godzilla's roar, as loud as you would expect from a giant nuclear mutant dinosaur.
I would pretty much spend my days travelling to various costal cities around the world waiting until night time to really mess with peoples heads. It would be awesome.
The power to move objects WITH MY MIND!
That covers flying/levitation because I can just stand on something and lift it.
I would also be a star player at dodge-ball..
Definitely to fly. I've done it in lucid dreams before, and it's totally epic.
I am scared to death of falling from great heights, but I would love to be able to fly. I'm weird.
Please for the love of god, teleportation.
Easily that. ^
I want to taste lava. I mean come one, it has to taste like cherry!
That's very creative and original... Never have I heard someone want that as a superpower. I give you points for creativity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Ity's okay you can wosrhip me as your goddes. I wont complain.
A bit late for that, I already worship myself as my god and goddess.
Persausive Powers. I can literally get whatever I want.
I once over-thought this and came up with downsides or requisite powers to certain powers. This game isn't fun anymore. :(
I just choose the force now. :monster:
Midi-chlorians can reduce in number if a limb is lost. Also, the Force is diminishing. Whatever side of the fence you're looking at it from, the Force is pretty balls now. There, I just ruined your fun even more. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...kiemonster.gif
Omnipotence and omniscience.
Done, mothersmurfers.
I don't want superpowers, I just want to be able to do everything Jason Bourne can do.
And then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
Is that...a Chewbacca Cookie Monster?
And if all living things are connected and a part of the Force, exactly how is it diminishing with more and more things alive and trout? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
To be able to perfectly mimic any sound from my mouth, including being able to produce every part of a song simultaneous. I would be a walking soundboard/boombox of awesome and bring joy to all/myself.
It doesn't quite work that way, and to explain it here would seriously derail this thread. Both of those examples I gave are conflicting theories/facts/whateveryoubelieve, but the one fact linking the two is that both of them have huge downsides, and I was just trying to be a dick by pointing out the flaw in your logic. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd if all living things are connected and a part of the Force, exactly how is it diminishing with more and more things alive and tit? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Legendary G13
I would be invisible.
But perhaps I already am. :whimper:
Shapeshifting
and telekinesis!!!
I thought for the longest time that it was a black Hitler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt
Remember how we decided we need to add this to Alpha Centauri? :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
N'awww, someone give him a hug. I would but he reeks of lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
And telekinetic powers are the tit, don't deny it people.
Control the flow of time. Sweet monkey jebus, I could wreck some trout if time wasn't linear for me.
My superpower would be to be able to induce an intense craving for donuts in anyone within a 100 foot radius of me.
And I'm sure you'd already buy all the donuts up.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Yes. I was actually asked this yesterday and I said teleportation immediately. It would also would be cool to be able to survive without ever needing sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I once had an answer but the stem of garbage mangos coming out of wan pisu and the horror that is incessant x-men movies have made me cynical of super powers
that said, I want to be as powerful as the demiurge, or the one-above-all.
What would be the point of that? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd I'm sure you'd already buy all the donuts up.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Everyone would crave donuts yet no one could get their hands on any. thus creating complete and utter chaos.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhat would be the point of that? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd I'm sure you'd already buy all the donuts up.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
The power to produce auto-tune in anyone at any time. I'm aiming for more of a villain thing.
To be a dick or to make lots of money selling donuts at an insane markup.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhat would be the point of that? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd I'm sure you'd already buy all the donuts up.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Or... that too I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodTo be a dick or to make lots of money selling donuts at an insane markup.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhat would be the point of that? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodAnd I'm sure you'd already buy all the donuts up.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF