Justify your existence.
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Justify your existence.
I can do a handstand and drinks things out of a straw whilst being upside down.
I can live with that.
I prefer centre aligning my existence.
Please, have you ever received a massage from me?
I help old people find doodads on their email :<
I'll just change my rating in the admin cp >:O
No.
I can do this
I cook. Everyone likes someone who cooks.
Being overrated is so underated.
Don't judge me. I'll beat you to death with a dead fish.
I make people laugh. I think. And lots of people seem to like me.
I'm kickass at taekwondo? And I'm a woman. Without people like me there would be no sandwiches.
And I'll bet it was horrible.
You're a woman, what do you know?
She knows a bad sandwich maker when she sees one.
Also, I should exist because I actually, honestly and truly want what's best for other people.
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You got me there.
erm....uhm......heh well i uh heh *scratches head awkwardly*
I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.
Sandwiches are smurfing easy to make. I can make sandwiches.
One time I was too lazy to spend two minutes hitting the off switch on my computer and booting up my Windows partition to play SMAC, so I spent three hours getting it to work in Linux, instead.
I deserve some sort of Geek Cred medal for this, so I must exist in order to receive said medal.
Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.
yes I am overrated! I will not try to justify my bleak existence.
Well I haven't stopped.
I can name every Survivor contestant ever.
I knew she was with the South African Police!! :mad2:
Who are you anyway? Nobody's even heard of you :lol:
>>> Without me the world would be destroyed by aliens in an instant..:luca:
Colby Donaldson. First appeared in Survivor Australian Outback in 2001. He got 2nd place, losing the final vote 4-3 to winner Tina Wesson. He appeared again in All-Stars, which he placed 12th by being voted out on a 3-2 vote over Jerri Manthey, and Survivor Heroes vs Villains, on the Hero tribe, eventually placing 5th with a 4-1 vote. This was his first time on the jury. On which he voted, for Sandra Diaz-Twine, the first two time winner. She won a 5-3-0 vote over Parvati Shallow and Russell "Russhole" Hantz.
Oh dear.
Cogito ergo sum. "I think, therefore I exist".
Justify my existence? Psh, like I asked to be born? I'll let my parents do the justifying. As for justifying not killing myself: Killing yourself is also overrated, so that does not improve anything.
Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.
Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?
Without me there would be more cheese in the world
I can [leeza]*snip*[/leeza].
I can put my foot up your ass. It wouldn't be very comfortable for you though and it would ruin my shoes.
I have the broken ability to sometimes make arrogant people feel guilty/ashamed. Although there was this one hi-and-oh-so-mighty chick whose armor I couldn't dent. Damn was she annoying.
I sing, I dance, I do tricks, I'm the best writer in the last three universes you've ever visited. lol
I fine people for being triangular. That's just unnatural.
I can climb anything, have no fear of heights (in fact, I have a strong compulsion to drop from said heights), but I can't do a backflip... or a front flip... although I can do a handstand flip.
I can make a dessert dish that's somewhere between a cake and a pie that isn't difficult to make and isn't original, but is nonetheless more awesome than anything you've ever tasted. Then again, my mom thinks my tastebuds may be off-kilter.
I think outside your box.
Hitchhiker's Thumb that can freak people out.
Actually my fingers are way too freakishly long to begin with. It freaks some people out.
Also, I am a woman and a beast at making sandwiches.
Lady GaGa = Overrated that's only going to have a 2-4 year fame
Eminem = Musical Genius that has been around for 10 + years.
Holy trout! Are YOU Eminem?
I don't know, I am having a crisis of existence!
I listen to people and actually care about what they say.
How do you know I exist? Maybe I don't exist. Maybe I'm in your imagination. Maybe I'm a robot with no "me" to prove an existence.
My existance is meaningful because smurf you.
I helped make 3 of the most beautiful children that have existed. I am also smarter than the average bear.