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>East Idaho
That explains a lot
I saw a person drive the wrong way down a one-way street and I was like, "That person is Asian." and they were.
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I saw that on Stephen Colbert, I'm such a fake! I can't make up a good racist joke to save my life.
I'm really sick of s--h--i--t come out as trout.
oops craiggies is blocked at work :p
anyway since I live in one of the most racist and bigotted countries on the planet I have to deal with this all the time. It was better 20-25 years ago when it was obvious. Now it's just behind the scenes and hidden.
And nobody wants to mingle outside of their culture. They just stay in ching chong town like Miriel keeps telling me is 'useful'. Yeah useful to pretend Canada is whatever country you live in. Even my brown friends say their relatives are like that
"we just come to Canada and act like it's India"
I cannot put it more aptly. If this is what passes for multiculturalism I don't want it.
Once I was in the city and a man walked towards me and I was sending a text so I hid my phone and i looked up and he was black and he was smiling at me like "Busted. You hid your phone because of deeply ingrained stereotypes that you don't believe are true and despite being a moral and decent person this little tiny part of your brain that makes you look like a bigot when you take an IAT made you hide the phone because I'm black" and I sort of smiled weakly back like "uhm yea sorry about that"
I lynch.
I buy up watermelon and fried chicken and just throw it away.
Ahahahahaha, Dora. xD
I posted this on my el jay, but this is just too funny not to post here. Not too long ago, I was walking around NYC at night and passed a white hummer limo full of black people. There were two women not wearing shoes screaming at each other saying something like, "YOU DON'T KNOW DAT! YOU DON'T KNOW DAT! BEST BELIEVE!" And a guy who I presume was their friend or date, sat inside the limo smiling at them. He was wearing a very tacky suit. Think: Dumb and Dumber suit. That wasn't the racist part though. Right around the limo was about five to six large KFC cups of fried chicken. There were bones and chicken pieces everywhere on the ground. I half expected watermelon to be in the trunk.
I never really got that whole KFC thing. I mean... everyone eats KFC. Maybe it's an American-specific racist thing.
How come there's not a white history month? And why is it that black people get their own region of space from which nothing, not even light, can escape? You don't see million man marches so that we can have our very own white holes.
edit: that reminds me, when am I going to get a god damn WhiteBerry? smurf this troutty racist world.
I ride the bus that tends to have more black people than other bus/train lines in the city. One time there were all these eaten KFC chicken wing bones on the floor of the bus :yuck:
Vlog 11: Asian Stereotypes! - YouTube
"Where is the most dangerous place to drive on earth?"
"An Asian Supermarket." :lol:
"Asian people stink."
"Bitch! You stink!"
I love this guy.
it's an example of cross-cultural norms targeting a minority for lulzQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
black people
fried chicken
hahaha i'm so original
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One of my brother's black friends came over to our house once when we had Kool Aid, and he was like "OMG KOOL AID I LO--never mind :|"
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Saddly it's where I live. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Oddly, I think I've seen about ten times more crazy racism in the course of a year here in Western WA than I ever saw in years of living in Montana. It's an especially bad combination where I'm at in the farmland boonies a couple hours north of Seattle; toss about 50% ultraconservative rednecks in a blender with about 50% hispanics/blacks/muslims and you get quite an interesting show.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerSaddly it's where I live. :cry:Quote:
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Montana, on the other hand is 99.9% white, so racism sort of just doesn't even exist there because everyone forgets that there is such a thing as non-white people.
I live in a small community in New Jersey which is about 80% Asian (Indian, Chinese, Korean, etc.). I don't mind it except they refuse to try to accept other cultures, expect everyone else to learn their languages, and you don't know how many times my Asian friends were like, "Oh, white people, you guys are so stupid and inferior!" or "lol white people fail at everything" and it pisses me off so much. Don't like dealing with white people or just hate being around them? Then why did you move here?
The only obvious solution is to don a mask and start molesting them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
All you need is a fancy name to go with your mask.
That man is a God. Did he Crit a Diplomacy check or something? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
the last couple of days, I've started being surprised when I see another white person! It's interesting how different other places are 8D
Ahahahaha holy trout that is truly amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaddyThat man is a God. Did he Crit a Diplomacy check or something? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Also, them crackers, they're SO MAD.
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I love how that woman is so smurfing mad.
The town (technically it's just a "census-designated place") I just moved from, Homosassa, is the most segregated place in the country. In the eighties, when they were integrating the elementary school, a bunch of parents got pissed off and burned it down. Lynchings have happened as recently as the nineties, and even today if you're black you just don't go to the old part of town if you plan on having an uneventful day. Really the only redeeming qualities of that town were my boyfriend and the few other cool people that lived there, manatees, and Lucifer, a hippo that is an official US citizen. If you weren't born before 1950 or in school, you're probably a drug dealer or a child molester.
I knew a guy once who used to live in southern California in the 80s/90s or so.
He said sometimes for fun he and his friends would get in a truck and drive around the Hispanic parts of town while yelling "LA INMAGRACION! LA INMAGRACION!" out the window and watch as dozens of people started running for their lives.
(SPOILER)I still giggle when I think about it
why is race so important to people's need to not get along? explain plox
That video is awesome. Way to work the system to your advantage, dude.
what I want to know is whether the person ever leaves the house? Police cannot evict him but if he doesn't stay the full 3 years he won't get the house.
I would wait until he left and then go in, then board up the house and prevent his re-entry. I would then apply for said forms on my behalf and wait out the 3 years with piles of canned food to survive on. Bam
*holds a shotgun in the corner*
Like the first ten were about Asian drivers. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
They were all part of the same post because they were related, smart guy.
Almost all of our first level call centers for work based out of India. Everyone I work with complains that they can't understand them, but I understand them just fine. They actually have really nice, soothing accents.
EDIT: Raist, that website makes me want to kill myself.
What can I say...we're horrible drivers. My mom got a ticket for going too slow once. I asked her how the hell she did that...she told me she was thinking about stuff and got distracted. :| I got a 99% on my driving test...but I actually don't like driving at all and try to avoid it at all costs. Especially not in the city. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodLike the first ten were about Asian drivers. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Oh, and I went through 3 pages of that site...the tit people say is hilarious hahaha.
I must concede, if there is one accent that, when strong, I simply can not understand, it's probably a thick Indian one. =/ I feel bad, but I have to ask them to slow down on rare occasions because I simply can't make out what they're trying to say. But then, people often can't make out what I'm saying, so it's not that big a deal. I just make a mental note to speak as clearly as possible when on the phone, it seems to work fine 99% of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
On an unrelated note, for some reason I always end up seated next to someone with a loud, thick Indian accent talking the entire way home on the phone. I don't think the person at the other end gets to say anything, because the guy simply does not stop talking at all, he barely pauses for breath. I know some softer spoken Indians and can understand them okay. Perhaps it's a dialect thing. Or perhaps this guy is just naturally obnoxiously loud.
A lot of different cultures have loud, emotion-filled expressions. If you spoke the dialect/language you wouldn't find a single thing wrong with it.
I bet they think our women are 'emotional' because of the tone that they use while speaking on cell phones.
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Oh, I know. It's nothing against the person specifically - it's just a personal dislike of that part of his culture. The part where they talk really loudly non-stop for an hour during a bus ride with no regard for the person next to them. Sort of like how I dislike heavy metal, but others like it. I dislike thick, loud Indian accents much like I'm sure there are people out there who have a dislike for accents that I like, including my own. But I don't use my accent loudly on the phone for an hour when a person next to me is trying to read, because in my culture, that's rude. On a sidenote, I also can't stand people who have loud headphones in buses so all you can hear is some fuzzy background bass/drum being hit. I'd rather they just got some speakers and let me listen to whatever the actual song was rather than just one or two instruments at most. =|Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
But back to racism.
One time when I was on a bus this Asian lady was on her phone, and she was a little loud for a bus but I was able to tune her out just fine. Her voice was really high pitched and after a little while this lady just started screaming at her to stop her gibberish. Me and this guy in front of me were both like wtf she is on the phone, YOU shut up.
I'm sure you all have already seen this but (I think she had to take down the original video and drop out of school): Alexandra Wallace UCLA Student racist rant on Asians in the Library for phoning Tsunami victims - YouTube
And my favorite video response ever: Vlog #4: Asians in the Library - UCLA Girl (Alexandra Wallace) going wild on Asians - YouTube (this video is how I found out about him)Quote:
"So we know that I'm not the most politically correct person, so don't take this offensively..."
"If you're going to come to UCLA, then use American manners."
"Seriously, without fail, you will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend. That's what they do -- they don't teach their kids to fend for themselves." "You know what they don't also teach them? Is their manners. Which brings me to my next point: Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library! I swear, every five minutes I will be -- OK, not five minutes, say like, 15 minutes -- I'll be like deep into my studying, into my political-science theories and arguments and all that stuff, getting it all down, like typing away furiously, blah blah blah... and then all of a sudden, when I'm about to like, reach an epiphany -- over here from somewhere, 'OHHH! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG? OHHH!'" "So being the polite nice American girl that my momma raised me to be, I kind of just gave him ... 'It's the library, like we're trying to study, thanks!' And then it's the same thing five minutes later. But it's somebody else, you know? I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing. ... Like, you seriously should go outside if you're going to do that."
Funny, it makes me want to kill everyone else.Quote:
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All at once.
Like at the end of Knowing.
She's hot.Quote:
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I think she actually took down her Model Mayhem page after this :p And come on, it's a push-up bra...and she has a pig face. :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodShe's hot.Quote:
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Yeah she's not attractive.
I love the one comment where the guy is upset over the Mexican ice cream truck. lol
I didn't know that exclusively an American thing.
No she's not.Quote:
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LOL sorry NCG...seems like you're outnumbered here :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFNo she's not.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
"[...]they need to stop turning minorities into superheroes."
Died laughing. Just now. Dead.
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Mmmmmmm....smexy......