What's YOUR body shape?

Apple? Pear? Ruler? Hourglass? Banana?

I've been told I have a nice hourglass figure. Nice up top, a tiny little waist, and muscular legs. I like my body, really. I'm petite but I have curves...although most people tell me I'm too skinny. Pshhh. I'm fine the way I am. Plus I do taekwondo so I have some muscle on my arms and I have a four-pack xD

How about you? What's your body type? Are you one of those people who can never gain weight but eats everything in sight (I am)? Do you work out to get a nice figure? Are you muscular? Tell me!

I'd say Pear, but instead of the large bit being at the bottom its at the top, I have broad shoulders :lol:

What do you call short, wiry, and no curves? Stick bug?

Cause I'm that.

(I like myself that way.)

I have this really sweet heroin chic thing going on, I put on very little weight no matter what or how much I eat.

pear

Greek God shape.

Rhombus

Everyone I meet tell me I'm like a möbius strip. At first you think you see different sides of me, but follow me around for long enough and you see that it's only ever more of the same.

A really slim reversed pear.

I don't know what kind of fruit my body resembles the most, but the cops keep stopping for thinking I'm trying to smuggle a shotgun in my pants.

A female with visible abs is god tier

There's no term for what shape I am. What's a non-spherical object with infinite points with infinite distance between each point?

Can I be shaped like a dodecahedron? I wanna be a dodecahedron.

Pear. Hourglass if I put on my good bra.

Uhh...the typical-asian-girl-shaped? :O_O:

Right now I'm an apple, but I used to be an hourglass. Perhaps I will be again someday.

Frankly I think everyone needs to give some pics so we can judge for ourselves. And none of this underwear nonsense, that distorts the truth.

I have a nice Trapezoid shape.
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I just need to get back in to my work outs to tone my muscles again.

Rectangle.

Skinny as smurf. Ichabod Crane sorta.

Who the hell has a banana body? That I'd like to see. I'm a pear...I guess. Pretty skinny up top with a big ass and wide child bearing hips. Not Nicki Minaj big, but big nonetheless.

Triple S:
Short
Slim
Sinewy

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Who the hell has a banana body?

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Someone with serious back problems?

The banana thing was a bad joke. D: *hides under a rock*

Yam

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Uh I'm a Klein Bottle!

( Mirage made me post ;_; )

Awesome. I didn't get enough during the Ciddies.

Well now I feel inadequate.

In the first pic you look like Bender from The Breakfast Club.

I'd say pear shaped. I was more hour-glassy when I was heavier, but since losing weight I'd say a solid pear. I'm pretty slim on top but I have kind of huge hips and the Nicki Minaj dat ass. It's honestly kind of annoying because it ruins my fashion dreams, but it's what everyone is attracted to about my figure, so hey! Whatever works.

Hourglass! I have terrible eating habits though. People might joke about how I must be anorexic now, but someday, probably by the time I'm thirty, I'm going to be pretty fat xD

Let's see...

Pretty broad shoulders, sorta muscular arms, fatty but muscular chest and stomach, really muscular legs... and a big butt that is very, very weird for a guy to have.

I think this makes me a rectangle with a big bubble on the bottom.

I have no dollar bills to give to Chimp so I gave him rep instead. ;3

I am a ruler. I rule.

a very, very, very, VERY skinny banana, i've bee told my shoulders slouch forward and i'm that skinny you can see nearly all of my ribs........ attractive :s

delicious

I'm a bunch of grapes. I really should see a doctor...

Objectively, I don't know.

Subjectively, I'm shaped like a pale, illiterate, beached whale with sausage fingers after I've had chocolate, and like a beached athlete with muscles larger than Margaret Thatcher's hair after I've worked out.

Right now I've put some wax in my hair, so I feel like a pineapple.

Maybe I'll get a second opinion.

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Impressive. Perhaps someday you will be as sexy as Aaron Freed. (don't get your hopes us though, he's hot off of a Sexiest Male Ciddie win)

I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.

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Impressive. Perhaps someday you will be as sexy as Aaron Freed. (don't get your hopes us though, he's hot off of a Sexiest Male Ciddie win)

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that award is so random. the same person doesn't win every year yet we don't see new people win over new people (ie aaron, who has been around for years and suddenly just won one)

But I thought all ciddies were accurate..?

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I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.

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your legs are fine

>implying big legs is a bad thing

I aimed to have a triangular body (▼) and I got it. Yay

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I'm a rectangle. I have stupidly big legs.

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your legs are fine

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You've only seen my legs in jeans.

I never said it was bad, just that it's ridiculous.

trapezoid

Im skinny so that would make me... erm... sword shaped :D

>>> Stickman..:luca:

Sasquatch.

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trout, seeing as chimp beat me to it. Ive got a lean boring body but I like my chest

Needs more weightlifting.

Deff. no doubt about that

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Needs more weightlifting.

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in b4 PG

Man, you guys would be sickened with how scrawny I am in that case.

I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.

I'm disproportioned to trout. Broad as hell shoulders, A kinda chubby belly but an hourglass shape, and I'm tall as smurf.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Needs more weightlifting.

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in b4 PG

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I'm taller and bigger than PG. I don't know wtf you're smoking.

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I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.

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He's got that hip bone thing so it's okay. I LOVE that hip bone thing.

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I have been summoned.

And doug needs to lift moar, but at least he's not overweight. So it's just a matter of time.

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He's got that hip bone thing so it's okay. I LOVE that hip bone thing.

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you're kidding me right. i thought everybody had that.

SQUATZ AND OATZ

lolol guys guys. we agree, I need some moar weight lifting. but I think we can agree on something else as well. ...I AM cute as hell.

i would consider myself healthy human shaped :D

I AM FAT AND MEATY!!! I CREATE EARTHQUAKES WITH EVERY STEP I TAKE. THEY CALL ME THE MEATY GODZILLA WITH EXTRA GREASE ALL OVER!! RAWR!!! :bigsmile:

Definitely not posting pictures after Chimp. Even doug has more form than me, dang.

Okay, now you have to post a picture, Dak. You're still a sexy mofo.

Maybe tomorrow after I do one more day of pushups :monster:

Lol, okay. I expect you to have a swoll chest then.

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Shut up. I didn't make Dak pretty.

:3

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