Sharkythesharkdogg is looking for a partner.

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08-04-2011, 01:22 AM
demondude

Sharkythesharkdogg is looking for a partner.

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I am sexy, caring and confident. I would describe myself as a delicate flower and I'm looking for a hot, wild bee. I have marginal hygiene and my interests include watching and criticising internet pornography and walking on the beach with my dog. I have a unibrow and my penis is 5"

Please help him out. He's quite lonely.
08-04-2011, 01:24 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

It's.....it's perfect.

Thanks for rounding it up to 5" buddy!
08-04-2011, 01:29 AM
Shlup

Unibrows can be plucked, and guys with big penises tend to be lazy 'cause they think their penis will do all the work for them. I'd say you have a good chance, sharky.
08-04-2011, 01:35 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

lol. And it begins!

Damn you, Jake!!
08-04-2011, 02:09 AM
DMKA

Hot.
08-04-2011, 02:10 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I'd hit it.
08-04-2011, 02:35 AM
CimminyCricket

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it so hard the man to pull me out would me crowned the next King of England.
08-04-2011, 04:12 AM
Laddy

Pics or gtfo.
08-04-2011, 04:39 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

I maybe have pics of my dog dressed up as Yoda? Or Shredder?

Not even for Halloween, just because I'm a weird recluse.
08-04-2011, 05:38 AM
AngelWings8

Oh man...I'd totally hit that...if it wasn't for the "marginal hygiene" part. Unfortunately I've got self-diagnosed OCD. :freak:
08-04-2011, 10:16 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Shredded pix nao!
08-04-2011, 11:42 AM
demondude

I'm so happy for you, man. But in a dating ad situation where you have interested parties, try not to show them pictures of your dog. It's a bit odd.
08-04-2011, 12:17 PM
Rantz

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

I maybe have pics of my dog dressed up as Yoda? Or Shredder?

Not even for Halloween, just because I'm a weird recluse.

You misspelled "dong".
08-04-2011, 02:21 PM
Old Manus

I have this image in my mind of you sitting there stroking your chin with a complatentive expression, while watching Jugs McCavegash get anally double teamed by Bubba and Jaykwon.
08-04-2011, 02:59 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Well, to be fair, I think everyone around here had that mental image of me before DD ever posted anything.

And a dong dressed up as The Shredder just made me fall out of my chair. Well played, Rantz.

I'm getting the feeling DD has a man-crush on me. It's the only thing that explains all this.
08-04-2011, 03:23 PM
Peegee

you can fix the hygiene issue by being addicted to axe body spray!
08-04-2011, 04:40 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Issue? All the local wildlife around the tree house where I stay (behind my parents place) seem to really like my musk.
08-04-2011, 04:42 PM
AngelWings8

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But don't you want some of this:Attachment 34698
08-04-2011, 04:43 PM
demondude

Was it the thread or those pictures I texted you which gave you that inclination?
08-04-2011, 09:59 PM
Madonna

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Originally Posted by AngelWings8

But don't you want some of this:Attachment 34698

I do not think sharkythesharkdogg is sixteen.

Obviously you need to organize an EoFF version of The Dating Game, demondude. We can do it on IRC.
08-04-2011, 10:01 PM
demondude

Yessssssss. I'm on it.
08-04-2011, 10:05 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Oh no. Michael you created monster. :(
08-04-2011, 10:18 PM
demondude

Don't worry Sharky, this might be it for you. Finally ... a woman!