The EoFF Love Tunnel

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08-06-2011, 02:08 PM
demondude

The EoFF Love Tunnel

So as we know, Sharkythesharkdogg is going on a date with foa. A part two of our dating game thread, in here we discuss just how lovely the pairing is and we get minute-by-minute information on how our new couple is doing.

Personally I'm just so happy this is going to happen. I mean, when he told me he needed a woman in his life I sympathised with him. But when he broke down I knew I had to do something. And as for foa, well behind the masochism and antipathy for everything, there is a hunger for rampant and non-stop sex. Our psychoanalyst, Angelwings8 might be able to offer us more analysis. What are your feelings towards this?

Let us celebrate the love.
08-06-2011, 02:44 PM
fire_of_avalon

So... is this like the Bachelor? Do I have to become a gold digging bottle blonde with fake nails, fake tits and a fake tan?

Because I've been preparing for that day for my entire life.
08-06-2011, 02:48 PM
demondude

Whatever feels right!

And guys, it's barely been a couple of hours and they're having a blast. I knew they would get along so well. Sharky sent me this postcard in the post.

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a...DD/sharky1.jpg

And it came with a Polaroid from foa too!

http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/a...de_DD/foa2.jpg

A match made in heaven. There's a reason I'm the Love Guru here.
08-06-2011, 03:11 PM
fire_of_avalon

I look like a Seussian monstrosity.
08-06-2011, 03:13 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I look quite dashing!

So I'm thinking our first date should be an illegal cock fight.

In Juarez. Wait, are they even illegal there?
08-06-2011, 03:34 PM
fire_of_avalon

I'm sure if one type of cock fighting isn't illegal the other is.
08-06-2011, 04:52 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

It seems you're part of a bike gang. Will I have to worry about you dropping of meth to your different sellers during our date?
08-06-2011, 04:58 PM
Psychotic

This thread is either adorable or horrifying. I'm not sure which one of the two it is though. Perhaps both.
08-06-2011, 05:03 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I believe it shall now be referred to as "adorafying."
08-06-2011, 05:34 PM
AngelWings8

How did I get dragged into this? :O_O: Psychoanalyze? We're gonna need to schedule a couples session and I expect to be handsomely compensated for my time and expertise.

My feelings? They're going to have lots of sex and babies BUT sharky might kill you one day for putting him up to this :p
08-06-2011, 05:39 PM
demondude

Thanks, AngelWings. I'm so glad we have a real professional to help us out. :up:
08-06-2011, 06:47 PM
AngelWings8

Better start carrying pepper spray, DD. :p
08-06-2011, 06:51 PM
demondude

Carrying condiments is the woman's job.
08-06-2011, 07:00 PM
AngelWings8

Better start learning dance karate? ‪Ross Dance Karate ( FR

Or else this might be you: ‪Friends - Ross Screaming‬‏ - YouTube
:chuckle:
08-06-2011, 07:02 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

Good point. FOA, I like chipolte. Just a heads up.

Why is our professional already talking babies? DD, you need to start doing better background checks.

I'm a good example of your countless mistakes.
08-06-2011, 07:07 PM
demondude

I HAVE WORKED HARD TO GET A PROFESSIONAL TEAM TOGETHER AND TO TRY AND FIND YOU LOVE AND I AM GETTING NOTHING IN RETURN. ;_;
08-06-2011, 07:11 PM
AngelWings8

He couldn't have known that I forged my resume and references. He's just too trusting.
08-06-2011, 07:59 PM
Freya

I personally think that the rose shouldn't have been given out that easily. I mean one night in Tahiti? That's all it took!? Ugh.
08-06-2011, 08:15 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:
08-06-2011, 10:21 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:

Heyo!
08-07-2011, 03:34 AM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

It seems you're part of a bike gang. Will I have to worry about you dropping of meth to your different sellers during our date?

I don't deal meth. That.... haha that's just-you know. Prepost... yeah, I'll make sure I drop it off before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

Good point. FOA, I like chipolte. Just a heads up.

So do I. And I'll put it in your eyes if you don't behave.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

FOA named her pants Tahiti? :smug:

... :nonono:
08-07-2011, 05:34 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

:p

I'm already wooing her with my irrepressible charm! It's going perfectly.

Is it too soon to pop the question?
08-07-2011, 06:13 PM
fire_of_avalon

Depends on how big of a rock you have.

Not diamond, rock. With which you can strike me in the head and render me unconscious. Beware, I'm hard-headed.
08-07-2011, 11:51 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

You strike a fine balance between saucy pillow talk and Wile E. Coyote vs. Roadrunner.
08-08-2011, 05:35 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Enough banter, go smurf.
08-08-2011, 05:43 AM
TrollHunter

I'll get the camcorder.
08-09-2011, 01:59 AM
fire_of_avalon

JulieRiv, I am not that kind of girl. I'm a whole 'nother kind of girl. I don't put out until I cause him immense physical pain. Or the third date.
08-09-2011, 02:02 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Enough banter, go smurf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollHunter

I'll get the camcorder.

Bed time kiddos, the adults are awkwardly flirting.

And apparently I'm about to be tortured. I hope she at least unchains me and lets me out of her basement on the weekends.....
08-09-2011, 02:22 AM
fire_of_avalon

Not necessarily torture! I might just break your thumbs, stab you in the liver, rip off your arm hairs. Completely by accident. I'm just clumsy.
08-09-2011, 03:08 AM
AngelWings8

Whew...it's getting hot and steamy in here. *sets up candles and mood lighting while munching away on popcorn*
08-09-2011, 03:13 AM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Enough banter, go smurf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrollHunter

I'll get the camcorder.

Bed time kiddos, the adults are awkwardly flirting.

And apparently I'm about to be tortured. I hope she at least unchains me and lets me out of her basement on the weekends.....

Fine then, I'll be in the closet.
08-09-2011, 08:53 AM
I Took the Red Pill

From what I can gather you're pretty deep in the closet already
08-09-2011, 05:36 PM
TrollHunter

You have no idea. :smug:
08-09-2011, 11:24 PM
NorthernChaosGod

This thread got way too kinky way too quickly for my liking. :|
08-09-2011, 11:29 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

That is total bulltrout.
08-09-2011, 11:30 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Prove it. :colbert:
08-10-2011, 01:31 AM
Araciel

Love tunnel... thought I'd see very different pictures.
08-10-2011, 01:41 AM
Madonna

I am glad this went well for you, demondude, in your quest to hook up people who want to hurt you for your troubles. Time to start the next round.
08-10-2011, 02:12 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I volunteer myself for the next person to get matched up.
08-10-2011, 02:21 AM
AngelWings8

With a cute avatar like that, you'll be bombarded with individuals wanting to be contestants lol
08-10-2011, 02:57 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Yay! :D
08-10-2011, 03:11 AM
AngelWings8

Wow...you're uh...really cute-ifying your avatar and signature in anticipation, arentcha? :p
08-10-2011, 03:14 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I was already looking for a matching signature to go with my new avatar anyway. :p

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