The Really Unattractive Picture Thread

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08-23-2011, 11:50 PM
fire_of_avalon

The Really Unattractive Picture Thread

So I know how it works. Everyone gets in the good light, wears the good bra, has the right amount of bro-scent and stubble. And then you get pictures in the picture thread.

I was challenged in #eoff to post the most unattractive picture of myself I could find. And I was afraid. I was afraid you'd light your torches, gather your pitchforks and chase me to the giant windmill we keep in the staff forum for such things.

But this is my courage. Look only if you want to know the stuff of nightmares.

And post only if you have any guts at all.

(SPOILER)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hehumanity.jpg
08-23-2011, 11:52 PM
demondude

'Hedwig dies!?'

I love you.
08-24-2011, 12:09 AM
Freya

Bahaha I love it. I had a similar picture like that that DD here was posting all over the place during the last ciddies. I'll look for one later.
08-24-2011, 12:20 AM
rubah

http://snowy-day.brontoforum.us/pict...at%2012.10.jpg
08-24-2011, 12:20 AM
demondude

Not the worst I have but the worst I'm willing to post atm. I like how silly I look and I don't care because I was hungover I think, and probably browsing porn. Look at my dainty pj's!

(SPOILER)
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3880/lgfuad.jpg
08-24-2011, 12:27 AM
leader of mortals

I wish I could put my Driver's license photo in here, because it's terrible.
08-24-2011, 12:56 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

Not the worst I have but the worst I'm willing to post atm. I like how silly I look and I don't care because I was hungover I think, and probably browsing porn. Look at my dainty pj's!

(SPOILER)
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3880/lgfuad.jpg

That's the worst you're willing to put up so far? There's nothing even wrong with it. :nonono:
08-24-2011, 12:59 AM
demondude

I look like a zombie who's gone and shopped in Kiddicare.
08-24-2011, 01:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You look like a college student.
08-24-2011, 01:13 AM
fire_of_avalon

I don't see you posting things JuliRiv
08-24-2011, 01:15 AM
demondude

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3880/lgfuad.jpg

There it looks like a mugshot and I look a twat for what I have on my face anyway. Now you.
08-24-2011, 01:35 AM
Shlup

This thread can smurf right off.
08-24-2011, 01:40 AM
rubah

c'mon shlup don't be shy
08-24-2011, 01:42 AM
starlet

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OK here goes nothing.....
Attachment 34846
PS- that's a chocolate mask, cocoa powder, honey and yogurt. And I was dying my hair.

PPS- I ran outside to my car to get my camera after I had that mask and bag on my head just to take that picture. Oh you should've seen the look on one of my neighbors' faces that happened to be sitting outside....
08-24-2011, 01:48 AM
rubah

that's a great one starlet xD!
08-24-2011, 01:57 AM
Freya

WE ARE BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. WORDS CAN'T BRING US DOWN ;_;
08-24-2011, 02:17 AM
Melissaur

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Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

(SPOILER)http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3880/lgfuad.jpg

There it looks like a mugshot and I look a twat for what I have on my face anyway. Now you.

LOL I'm going to post my mugshot

Found it!
Attachment 34847
08-24-2011, 02:38 AM
Laddy

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish. Minus all the sophistication and manliness.
08-24-2011, 02:42 AM
Rebellious Eagle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish. Minus all the sophistication and manliness.

I thought that too!
I love this thread. When I'm not feeling lazy I'll find a picture and add to the fun :3
08-24-2011, 03:57 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I don't see you posting things JuliRiv

You can't make me.

But here's one of me. This was like 2008 I think. My girlfriend at the time took my picture while we were talking.
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6071/1002432b.jpg
08-24-2011, 07:15 AM
Kalilung

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My favorite of my ugly pictures. :3 :DAttachment 34848
08-24-2011, 07:55 AM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by starlet

OK here goes nothing.....
Attachment 34846
PS- that's a chocolate mask, cocoa powder, honey and yogurt. And I was dying my hair.

PPS- I ran outside to my car to get my camera after I had that mask and bag on my head just to take that picture. Oh you should've seen the look on one of my neighbors' faces that happened to be sitting outside....

Black Face D:
08-24-2011, 09:50 AM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

DD looks a bit...Jiro-ish.

:up:

Quote:

Minus all the sophistication and manliness.

THANKS GUYS. :|

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I don't see you posting things JuliRiv

You can't make me.

But here's one of me. This was like 2008 I think. My girlfriend at the time took my picture while we were talking.
(SPOILER)
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6071/1002432b.jpg

You do look a bit like Marilyn Manson circa-2011 in this.
08-24-2011, 10:47 AM
Jiro

What do you mean, without the sophistication? DD is British, his blood is made of tea.

I don't know if I have any bad photos on hand. I don't want to sound like a twat, trying to imply that I'm so sexy I can never take a bad photo (because I take some truly horrible ones :p). I'll see what I can find.
08-24-2011, 11:45 AM
Pheesh

Someone get that man a towel.

(SPOILER)http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...asementpic.jpg
08-24-2011, 03:08 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I don't think tearing it up on the drums can really be taken as a bad thing, brah.
08-24-2011, 04:18 PM
fire_of_avalon

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

Get the smurf out until you come back with something good.
08-24-2011, 04:37 PM
Pheesh

Even my knee is sweaty D: And I look like I ride the short bus.

But I guess I don't make a habit of keeping bad pictures of myself then, cause that was the worst one I found.
08-24-2011, 05:22 PM
demondude

You're making us look worse. :(
08-24-2011, 05:37 PM
Rantz

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Being the handsome beast I am, asking me to take an unattractive picture is like asking gravity to go the other direction for a minute. But I will post this charming picture in which I try to imitate an ugly face (utterly failing, as you can see - don't pretend like it doesn't make you at least a little hot and bothered). I may even do a few more valiant attempts later, though I doubt I'll have much luck.

Attachment 34850
08-24-2011, 06:51 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Mel and FOA still manage to be cute it some weird way. Nice work ladies.
08-24-2011, 07:06 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:
08-24-2011, 07:12 PM
Pheesh

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

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08-24-2011, 07:14 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

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At least I still have two on you. :colbert:
08-24-2011, 07:15 PM
Pheesh

smurfit, I'm sure there's a pic of me playing the kazoo on this computer somewhere.
08-24-2011, 07:18 PM
NorthernChaosGod

That doesn't count and you know it. :doublecolbert:
08-24-2011, 07:31 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

But I guess I don't make a habit of keeping bad pictures of myself

Yeah I'm the same, I delete all bad pictures of me

...which actually makes it quite surprising that I have any pictures of me at all!
08-24-2011, 08:56 PM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Mel and FOA still manage to be cute it some weird way. Nice work ladies.

... That was my mug shot! It was 2 am and I was asleep until the cops woke me up! I find no attractiveness in this xD
08-24-2011, 10:02 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Why did the cops wake you up at 2AM?
08-24-2011, 10:19 PM
Melissaur

Long Story xD
08-24-2011, 11:41 PM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You guys are ridiculous. I give you gloriously bad faces and you give me sexy drummer pictures?

And how do you feel about multi-instrumentalists? :jokey:

*shiver*
08-25-2011, 12:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Long Story xD

We have time.
08-25-2011, 01:20 AM
Jiro

We definitely have time.
08-25-2011, 01:22 AM
rubah

one time Snoop Dogg played at the University of Arkansas. The next week my friend and I were like 'hey, you can find pictures of people who were arrested on the county jail's website. I wonder if many people got arrested at the Snoop Dogg concert" "*click, scroll*" "oh trout... we know this guy" "*professor walks in*" "What's up guys?" "uhhh, we were looking at the jail roster" "anyone we know?" "................." "Yeah.. Don't tell me. Carry on"
exeunt.
08-25-2011, 03:36 AM
Rostum

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Just woke up, in my PJ's. There's also something wrong with one of my eyes, it's swollen... Must get that checked out. I also need a haircut and a shave.

Attachment 34856
08-25-2011, 07:21 PM
Melissaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Long Story xD

We have time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

We definitely have time.

Not in this thread we sure don't...
08-25-2011, 07:50 PM
demondude

Is it that story where you got your baps out in the retirement home or was that a different arrest?
08-25-2011, 09:22 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Hey! He already posted the pictures, foa. :colbert:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

Long Story xD

We have time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

We definitely have time.

Not in this thread we sure don't...

The thread isn't going anywhere. :colbert:
08-26-2011, 04:02 AM
Jiro

I keep trying to take bad photos but I just look as idiotic as normal.
08-26-2011, 05:23 AM
Freya

I drunkenly fell out of a chair. This was after I drunk dialed several eoffers and even had a UK eoffer call me. I tend to drunk dial a lot.... and besides the two people I was hanging out with at that time you guys are my only friends ;_; or at least the only ones I drunk dial. Because you answer.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1619555_n.jpg

This was a few months ago though, hrm time flies. about 2 or 3 months ago?
08-26-2011, 04:05 PM
crashNUMBERS

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...hotos00080.jpg
was bleached for the first quarter of my sophomore year
08-26-2011, 04:20 PM
demondude

:|

>>> http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post3016533
08-26-2011, 05:07 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by dougicidal

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...hotos00080.jpg
was bleached for the first quarter of my sophomore year

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
08-26-2011, 08:42 PM
Mercen-X

I don't see much point in posting a picture that really accentuates a lack of physical appeal. My friends generally tell me I'm quite unattactive to begin with.

Do you agree or are my friends just a bunch of A-Holes?

Thishttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...n-X/MeLook.jpg
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In case that didn't sate your appetite, here are some I know you'll want to tear into.
Halloween
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...alloween09.jpgHairhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...Picture040.jpgAh-hyuckhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...en-X/goof2.jpg
08-26-2011, 10:14 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Lulz, you're wearing lipstick?
08-27-2011, 06:55 PM
demondude

I found a picture that would blow your minds but I'm not posting on the basis that 90% of you are too pussy to post bad pictures.
08-27-2011, 06:57 PM
NorthernChaosGod

If I post another, will you post yours?
08-27-2011, 06:58 PM
demondude

If it's bad enough.
08-27-2011, 07:02 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I was eating... or something.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...61636_7437.jpg
08-27-2011, 07:08 PM
demondude

ahahaha. Muppet.
08-27-2011, 07:10 PM
NorthernChaosGod

You going to post the picture now?
08-27-2011, 07:13 PM
demondude

I never had one, you penis.
08-27-2011, 07:27 PM
NorthernChaosGod

:(
08-27-2011, 07:28 PM
demondude

...

Sorry. :(
08-27-2011, 08:04 PM
NorthernChaosGod

No you're not. :(
08-27-2011, 09:44 PM
demondude

Yeah, I know.
08-28-2011, 10:44 PM
Mercen-X

You pot...

I have another picture where I have long hippie hair without facial hair and rather than looking like a Jesus impersonator, I look like a dweeble. Unfortunately, I'd have to run the original through a scanner in order to post it. When I find one, I'll let you know.

Or maybe I'll forget... whatever happens first.
08-29-2011, 06:02 AM
Jiro

Don't worry NCG, that photo is worse for the chick behind you.
08-29-2011, 11:14 AM
demondude

Was it 'pout for free refills' day or something?
08-29-2011, 05:14 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

Was it 'pout for free refills' day or something?

I thought Julian was the one in the glasses that looks like he's gargling some balls.
08-29-2011, 05:17 PM
demondude

Obviously he didn't want to smurf about and went straight for the main course.
08-30-2011, 05:48 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You just jelly because yours aren't enough of a meal for me.

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