The sexy demondude

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08-30-2011, 10:44 PM
NorthernChaosGod

The sexy demondude

His fashion sensehttp://forums.eyesonff.com/members/d...re34492-me.jpg
His dazzling smilehttp://forums.eyesonff.com/members/d...re34490-me.jpg
His ...manly physiquehttp://forums.eyesonff.com/members/d...e34587-yes.jpg

dd is a sexy man. Sexy enough to be involved in a threesome.http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/d...34590-orgy.jpg And he even takes pictures with guitars!http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/d...re34491-me.jpg I've heard that when he masturbates, and he does that a lot, every fertile female in a 100 mile (about 160 km for you metric weirdos) radius becomes pregnant. Every time he takes off his shirt, a million panties become moist.

dd is the ultimate ladies man. All the ladies want to be with him and all the men want to be him.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...tvmlo1_500.jpg
08-30-2011, 10:46 PM
qwertysaur

that scarf
08-30-2011, 10:47 PM
Freya

He makes me swoon with his swooneyness.
08-30-2011, 11:08 PM
demondude

No good will come of this.
08-30-2011, 11:15 PM
Jiro

I cannot see anything but good coming of this.
08-30-2011, 11:43 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I'm with Dak. More people need to know about your sexiness.
08-31-2011, 12:04 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

Warning, obligatory one liners:

I just popped about 12 boners, and I'm not even gay! That's sex appeal.

He looks like a young Bob Dylan, but with out a worthwhile message.

Excuse me, I need to go shower and re-moisturize my chaffed genitals.
08-31-2011, 12:11 AM
Rebellious Eagle

Does he have a nice ass? If no then I vote he's not. :P
08-31-2011, 12:16 AM
Jiro

I like the Bob Dylan one. Oh god I originally typed BoB Dylan. What is wrong with me.
08-31-2011, 12:34 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

Does he have a nice ass? If no then I vote he's not. :P

Why that he does. :monster:
08-31-2011, 01:50 AM
Pike

I voted "Yes" without the exclamation point just to make the graph nice and even with 1 - 3 - 1 - 3 in votes.

I hope this lack of emphasis does not cause any IMPLODING FRIENDSHIPS or anything!
08-31-2011, 12:18 PM
fire_of_avalon

Only when he's calling me a whore.
08-31-2011, 12:30 PM
Rodarian

Demon is definitely hot stuff!!
08-31-2011, 01:54 PM
Christmas

That penguin is cute!!! I like it!!! :kaoclove:
08-31-2011, 02:19 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Only when he's calling me a whore.

It shouldn't surprise me that you like it like that.
08-31-2011, 03:20 PM
Psychotic
Using my admin powers and some social engineering I have discovered the address of the account holder for his internet connection. To cut a long story short I am:
- posting this from my iphone
- in his bed
- naked
- coated with peanut butter
- loaded up on viagra
- waiting to make him mine forever
08-31-2011, 03:24 PM
Jiro
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic

coated with peanut butter
Are you enjoying your first time with nuts?
08-31-2011, 03:39 PM
Psychotic

Yes... first time... :shifty:
08-31-2011, 04:18 PM
demondude

If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.
08-31-2011, 04:23 PM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.

Also you would be dead. :(

Counter the nuts with a catapult full of iguanas. :jess:
08-31-2011, 04:27 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Your peanut dick will match my swollen, blue balls you tease.

Stop playing hard to get, and put on the ball gag. Things are about to get more uncomfortable for you. :kakapo:

(wow, things ARE getting good (awful). Nice call, Dak.)
08-31-2011, 04:32 PM
demondude

It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.
08-31-2011, 04:34 PM
fire_of_avalon

This is the best porno ever.
08-31-2011, 04:39 PM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.

Your mother is insane for doing that.
08-31-2011, 04:43 PM
demondude

She probably hates me to some capacity.

(SPOILER)I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash. but it was still something I wouldn't advise considering, y'know, there are kinda people who get paid to do tests like that. And it's a waste of peanut butter.
08-31-2011, 05:34 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.
08-31-2011, 08:48 PM
NorthernChaosGod

We can still do that.
08-31-2011, 09:02 PM
Laddy

He's 10 inches! 10 INCHES!
08-31-2011, 09:11 PM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

We can still do that.

..y-yeah. Yeah you can. :greenie: I'm just going to... uhm... what are we talking about?
08-31-2011, 09:53 PM
Melissaur

That penguin is looking damn good!
08-31-2011, 10:02 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude

She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

We can still do that.

..y-yeah. Yeah you can. :greenie: I'm just going to... uhm... what are we talking about?

Oh, look. You've gotten foa all hot and bothered. :jess:
08-31-2011, 10:35 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I know how to push her buttons.

Although, in this instance I think she'll be pushing her own button while she watches us. :tongue:
08-31-2011, 10:36 PM
demondude

You've changed.
09-01-2011, 04:24 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

This is the best porno ever.
09-01-2011, 07:19 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

I know how to push her buttons.

Is she a fellow robot too? :hyper:
09-01-2011, 03:11 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

I know how to push her buttons.

Is she a fellow robot too? :hyper:

sharky certainly knows how to turn her one like one.
09-01-2011, 05:39 PM
fire_of_avalon

Yeah. :greenie:

Today's lunch break will have to be a little longer than usual. While update my firmware.
09-01-2011, 09:24 PM
Pumpkin

Ugh.
09-01-2011, 09:30 PM
AngelWings8

Hot hot hot!
09-01-2011, 09:31 PM
demondude

Yeah, I agree.
04-16-2023, 01:43 PM
Christmas

Good things in EoFF never stays. :(

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