Create your own FFV jobs

Did you ever think of a job in FFV that you thought would be really awsome, different, or completely stupid? If you have, then please post them here along with all the information about it. It may be waste of time, but someday you might find that job in the next FF (If it has a job system). Hopefully it will be. Heres whats needed (for an FFV job):

Name:
Second Slot: (i.e: Ninjas Throw, Monks Kick)
Equipable weapons and armor:
Learned skills: ABP needed:
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Costume: (not needed)
Brief or long description:

If it's a Magic user than you might need to make the magic too.

Vampire
Second Slot: Suck (more powerful than the black magic Drain)
Equipable weapons and armor: Swords, dagger, light armor
Learned skills:
1. !Transform (turns into a bat, increases evade and Suck but lowers HP)
2. Undead (passive, absorbs shadow damage but is damaged by curative spells)
3. Levitate (passive, Float status)
4. !MP Suck (more powerful than the black magic Osmose)
5. !Swarm (tranforms momentarily to hundreds of little bats and causes physical damage to enemy)
6. !Vanish (invisible mode, evade up to the max but gets very weak against magic attack)
7. !Contaminate (makes enemies undead)
8. Stone Skin (passive, increases physical defense)

Exterminator
Second Slot: BioBlast - See below
Equipable weapons and armor: Guns, Daggers, Heavy Armor, Heavy Helmets

Learned Skills: ABP Needed
1. !Inject - 15 - Uses items on enemies with opposite affect (i.e Soft turns enemy to stone)
2. !BioBlast - 50 - Shoots all enemies with poisenous gas
3. !Pure - 100 - Cures ally of poisen and zombie, revives 1/4 Hp
4. !PoisenBomb - 150 - Bombs one enemy for massive poisenous damage
5. Equip Guns - 300 - Ability to equip guns

Costume: A astronaut like helmet with a grey metalic suit and black gloved hands

Description: High attack power, medium-high defence, good skills, low speed, low agility, medium inteligence, useful for bug like enemies.

Name: Racer
Second Slot: Run (Speed Increase, Evade Increase)
Equipable weapons and armor: Daggers, Gloves, Shields, Ninja-type armor..
Learned skills: ABP needed:
1. !Run (10 ABP) (See Above)
2. !Flash (30 ABP) (Do small amount of holy damage)
3. Speed 10% up (100 ABP) (Duh, Increase Speed 10%)
4. !Confuse (150 ABP) (Confuse enemy plus do physical damage)
5. Speed 30% up (230 ABP) (Speed 30% Up)
6. Equip Gloves (400 ABP) (Equip Gloves)
Costume: (not needed)
Brief or long description: High speed, Medium defense, High HP, Low MGdefense.

Name: Necromancer
Second Slot: Undead
Equipable weapons and armor: Same as black mage
Learned skills:
1. Dark (10ABP) Blinds target (no MP use)

2. DarkMagic (40ABP) Sacrifice 20% of max MPS to inflict an amount of damages equal to the half of current HPS of the target (miss moderatly, use MPS even if misses)

3. Undead (100ABP) Undead (same as the second slot command)

4. RageDead (250ABP) Undeads turn berserk against ennemies

Costume: Black suited character with scar on the eye.

Brief or long description: ???

I forgot the description last time...

Vigor : normal ;
Stamina : -10% ;
Magic : +20% ;
Speed : -10% .

Weak VS Holy power ;
Strong VS Poison ;
Protected against dark, poisonned and zombie status.

Hp and Mp as bare.

Edit by Kishi: Do not double-post, and definitely do not triple-post. If you forgot something, just use the "edit/delete" button to add to your original post.

Name - Angel or Demigod
Second Slot - White or Full Revive (fully revives all characters)
Equipable weapons and armor - Swords, Harps, Shields Ribbons.
Learned Skills -
1. !Heal - 15 ABP (allow another class to heal any status ailments)
2. !Cure - 30 ABP (allow another class to cure 1 party member, equivilent to cure 2)
3. !Full cure 60 ABP (duh!)
4.!Full Revive 150 ABP (allow another class to fully revive 1 party member)
5. Equip any weapon/armor/helmet 300 ABP (allow another class to equip any weapon/armor/helmet)
6. +MP 30% 450 ABP (obvious)

Costume - white robes, angel wings, halo,

This class will be absorb holy, and is weak against black magic.

Name:Random..
Second slot: Recharge (casts regen which heals MP and HP slowly)
Equip: Shields, daggers, ribbon, rods


skills
!Morph (20ABP) morph into a random character/foe
!R.effect (40ABP) casts a random side effect on a foe
!R.status (60ABP) casts a random status spell on an ally
!recharge (200ABP) see above
!X-random (500ABP) uses a random spell/summon twice
!random (999ABP) uses a random curative item for free

this class has random weaknesses..

cool huh?

Name: Techno Geek
Special Skill: Cheat Code (gives random stat bonuses and HP/MP gains during battle, extra Gil and XP after battle)

Second Slot: Otaku (has a higher chance of collecting special items from monsters after battle...techno geeks tend to be avid collectors after all)

Equip: Laptops (left hand), mice (right hand), glasses (accessory), and flannel (armor)

Skills:
1. !Click (all Techno Geek abilities are already learned since you'll only get this job class after entering a 99-digit cheat code with no mistakes on the first try. If you fail, you'll have to restart your game...:D ) - Click enemy to do random damage.
2. !Porn - Download porn into your laptop and use it to distract the enemy for three turns.
3. !Shark - An activated Gameshark(tm) literally unleashes a shark to bite the the enemy's butt (best used after !Porn).
4. !Code - alters own code to morph into any character/character class from other Final Fantasy games.
5. !Cheat - sacrifice own life to revitalize party members, but only to rise again (without phoenix downs, etc.) after a turn.
6. !Geek - summon other geeks to bombard the enemy with all kinds of status-inflicting virus.
7. !Gear - calls upon a futuristic mecha suit to give invulnerability and maximum attack power for 5 turns (the Gears from Xenogears make their cameo appearaces here). The more Gear passwords you find, the more kinds of Gear you can call upon!
8. !Hack - the most powerful ability ever! Hacks into the enemy's (including bosses) genetic coding and tweaks a stat to your liking (wanna give the final boss 1 Hp? This skill will make it possible!) Special note: Can only be used once per enemy type (I.E. If you !Hack, let's say, a Goblin's Hp into maximum, then you cannot alter the stat ofthe next Goblin you encounter...all Goblins will appear with Max Hp for the rest of the game!).

Costume: Just imagine a pixelated version of Dexter (from Dexter's lab) and you got the almighty Techno Geek!

Description: No actual stats, except for Hp and Mp of your strongest character (stat gains occur only in battle and remain pemanent for that battle...once it ends, stats are reset. Don't worry tough, stat gains are made in pretty large increments. And since Techno geeks don't have Speed Stat at the start of the battle, they will aways attack last unti they gain enough stats to attack first/second/third/etc.)

Name: Paladin
Second Slot: Sacrifice (see below)
Equipment: Corona (Same as Ribbon but immune to Countdown), Force Armor (From FFVI), Paladin Shield (from FFVI), Twelve Legendary Sealed Weapons, Cursed Ring

Abilities:
1. Sacrifice-Remove from battle to completely restore party (100 ABP)
2. Holy Shield-Casts Wall, Shell and Armor on the party for one minute, can only be used once per battle (200 ABP)
3. Exorcism-Undead enemies become weak to Sacred Power, are no longer undead, and gain non-removable Regen status (300 ABP)
4. Equip Sealed Weapon-Non-Paladin can equip all twelve Sealed Weapons (400 ABP)

Paladin becomes available after breaking all twelve Seals in the Sealed Castle of Kuzar.

Paladin Shield, Force Armor, and Corona are acquired after breaking all twelve Seals in the Sealed Castle of Kuzar.

Only Paladins can equip Force Armor, Corona, and Paladin Shield (not even Normals and Mimics can).

Like Mimic, a Paladin has all status bonuses from other mastered jobs as well as most passive abilities.

Paladin will be affected by all status-changing spells 100% of the time he is hit with them unless wearing the Corona.

Mastering the Paladin class gives a bonus of 20 strength and 15 vitality.

Paladin does double damage when wielding the Sealed Weapon Excalibur.

Name: Harlequin
Second Slot: Juggle
Equipment: Juggling balls, darts, cards
Abilities:
1. Juggle-Does Random Dammage ( LEvel * consecutive D-pad rotations (MAx of 5) (100 ABP)
2. Gamble- (Level* maximum number of MP) (200 ABP)
3. Slot - Same as Setzer (Random attacks) (300 ABP)
4. Equip balls, cards, darts (400 ABP)

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Originally posted by Bloodstone
2. Undead (passive, absorbs shadow damage but is damaged by curative spells)

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Passive undead = bad. That would mean that the Bare class was also undead.

Name: Dark Knight
Second Slot: !Unholy (Unholy Sword skills)
Equipment: Swords, armor, etc. Knight-type stuff, as well as some dark swords. (shadow, hades, and the like)
Abilities:

1) 25 ABP - !DCover (Dark Cover) Forces an ally to take ~60% of your hits when you're Near Fatal

2) 50 ABP - !DWave (Dark Wave) Cecil's Dark Wave attack from FF4

3) 100 ABP - Rage (passive, but only active when equipped) Halves HP, decreases accuracy, but allows two attacks/turn with increased damage

4) 150 ABP - EqDSwd (Equip Dark Sword) Some swords should be dark, or evil-aligned, thus only equippable by the Dark Knight.

5) 350 ABP - !Unholy (Unholy Sword) Allows usage of unholy sword skills. (Will post skills later)

6) 700 ABP - !Cleave (Similar to Cyan's Cleave) Attempts to auto-kill all enemies on the screen. If it misses, it does damage equal to a physical attack.

That's about it... now to come up with some sword skills.

DCI Forever!!

Hippy
Physical attacks cure not harm
Second Slot: !Passive - makes all enemies not want to attack anyone

Learned skills:
1. Tree Hug (Increase attack and therefore curing power)
2. Peace Man! (increases evade rate)
3. !Herbal Remedy (cures party to full status)
4. !Acid Trip(like a Malboros bad breath - inflicts about a bajillion status effects)
5. !Passive(as above)
6. !Hair Attack(only time hippy can attack is with this powerful attack using the nits and things that live in their hair)

You wanna know how Hippies dress? christ just look @ woodstock.There ya go.

Is it possible for someone to make a hack for FF5 (an FF5 editor like the FF4 editor out that edits character classes, party, stats, etc.) and let users' creativity run?

I heard there is one.
Gotta find it!

Name: 533r hAxOr MASTAZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Second Slot: !!MaD sKiLlZ!!
AP needed per level; 1/255
2/512
3/$%^$
4/nul
5/DEXIZ H^(KE?! G()T U!!!
Description: Hacks the game, crashes the computer, game over. Kills all enemies, but also creates a small electrical fire.
Costume: Old, unwashed Metallica shirt, faded jeans with kebab stains. REALLY overweight. Still live in mother's house.
Comment: I f****** hate hackers

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Scribe: uses Scrolls bought at magic shops (uses them like items instead of instant 'learn') costs MP like spells
Second Slot: !Scroll
Included with Class: Log, Damage Divide

1. !Ink- Blinds & Poisons an enemy
2. !Erase- Undo last enemy's action
3. !Scroll- other classes can use magic scrolls
4. Log- at the end of battle, character regains its original stats & attributes from the beginning of battle (unless dead)
5. Damage Divide- recovers and counters half the damage to the enemy that inflicted it
6. (999 AP) Bookkeeping- Redeems all character's stats and items used [including scrolls!] when battle is finished

Costume: cap & gown

Name: Druid
Second Slot: !Transform
Equipable weapons and armor: Claws, medium armor, axes
Transforms:
1. Squirrel (heals whole party and lasts for 1 turn)
2. Eagle (damage all enemies and lasts for 3 turns)
3. Wolf (Increased attack power, lasts 5 turns)
4. Bear (Increased attack and defense)
5. Werewolf (Increased attack and defense and drains HP)
6. Golem (Increased attack and high defense)
7. Dragon (High attack and defense, randomly attacks all enemies)

Transform works like Gau's rage.

God

Second Slot:the end(kills all enemeis and game over)
Weapons:absolutely everything+god's hands
1.Invulnerability(heals to max and enemy cant attack u in any form in next 1000 battles
2.Yawn*(kills all enemies)
3.enemy control(all enemies self-destruct
4.max stat(all stats to 255)
5.the end(see above)

looks like:invisible vcant be attacked
is gained:run away from neo x-death then eat gilgamesh and talk to the angel who is in tule pub)
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Name: Osama Binladen
Second Slot: self destruct
Equipable weapons/armors: a cane because he's so old.
1. raise arm (raises its arm to poison all the enemies from the smell of his armpits.)
2. afganistan talk(says all kind of weird sh*t in afganistan which confuses all the enemies)
3. gay smile (smiles which makes the enemies beserk)
4. self destruct.(kills itself and does tremondous amount of dmg to all enemies)
6. People (uses the people that work for him to self destruct on 1 enemy)
6. kamikaze (summons 10 airplanes which is targeted at the enemies. 1 plane hits 1 enemy. it hits any enemies randomly. It is powerful like hell. its similar to cloud's limit break)
Costume: has a long beard, really old, wears a army suit.
Brief or long description:
a gay old man.

Class: WHORE

2 Levels

300 AP: WHORE! - Give sex to the enemy and get mad money
500 AP: Flirt! - Turns enemy on to your side. He will heal your party and give you lots of good items, like mega-elixers, at the end of battle if you don't kill him.

Pokemon Trainer
!Trainer

Skills:
!Promote Pokemon: Enemies randomly run or become confused or stunned.
!Catch: Caught creatures are under your command and will only leave if you piss them off. Caught creatures can die.
!Release the Kids: A swarm of Poke-crazed kids attacks random enemies.
!Seizure: Randomly kill or seriously wound all enemies.

-EE

Name: Drunk
Second Slot: Vomit - vomits on enemy,poison
Learned skills:
1.!Rant, talks to enemy on random topic inflicts confusion,paralysis.
2.!Breath, serious damage enemy attempts to flee.
3.!Urinate, recover own health.
4.Hipflask, have same defense as drunk
5.!Best frinds, character falls on top of enemy killing instantly
Costume:dirty brown overcoat

Name:Medahuman
second slot:Create(create your very own summons)
wepons /armor:staces(staff+lance) Summon armor
learned skills:
1.Summon (summon your own summon)
2.Hazel magic(very own magic)
3.Mix(mix items for new ones)
4.Ancient(use the forces in you to attack)
5.End(do magor damage)
6.Sekiha(power up)
7.Hosuken(damage done by crystials & levels)
costum:light and heavy clothes and a tail with tail rings
ITs a worrier with tons of spells like ice dune&ruinc flare.It can also alosws you to make your own summons!!!

Name: Death

second slot: Death(Instant death to enemies)

weapons /armor:Teeth,claws,scythes, and bones

learned skills:
1.Blood whips(Blood tentacles whip all enemies)
2.Blood Bath(Cures the party for 2,000 HP)
3.Tooth Knights(Drops teeth and regrows them,then eplodes them on Bosses)
4.Ancient Magic(Zombies and Ghosts come out of the ground and kill the Enemie)
5.Ragnarok(summons up meteors,comets and lightning to hurt the enemy for 9999 damage)
6.Dark Shadows(Shadows get absorbed and increase his attack power)
7.Bloodshed(Deaths scythe slashes the enemy 3 times,absorbing 730 HP each time)

costume: A black Cloak.

Name: Soldier
Second Slot: Mech
Equipable weapons and armor: Guns x2
Learned skills: ABP needed:
1. Combat (shoots all monsters)
2. Mech (summon tanks)
3. IT/Comms (scans all monsters without scan)
4. Medic (heals party without MP)
5. Admin & Finance (doubles Gil)
6. Specialist (summon tanks, air units & marine units)
7. Commando (all the skills above)
Costume: camo chinos, camo shirt and beree
Brief or long description: a warrior who summons tanks when low on HP

Name: Slacker
Second Slot: Fart (Works like Cecil's Darkwave except green and makes the slacker sleep.)

Equipable weapons and armor:
Ultimate Weapon: TV Remote(A invisable laser shoots from the signal and changes turns down the enemy's HP)
Normal Weapon: 100 foot failure stick( why move to attack an ememy? and when the enemy's down make them feel worse by marking failure on there forehead)

Learned skills: ABP needed:

1. Mooch off of mom(Pisses the ememy off causing blindness and steal about 10,000 GP.)

2. Sleep( Causes allies to get pissed off due to your lack of support, Doubles other members stats.)

3. Lost TV(Causes Slacker to go Berserk)

4. I'll do it Tomorrow( The excuse he uses when he gets tired of doing stuff. Causes other party member to triple their stats out of anger!)

Costume: Baggy Clothes, always sits on a recliner with wheels and a TV attached to the recliner.

Description: This guy has low stats becuase he does nothing!

Name: George W. Bush
Second Slot: !Reaganomics (takes Gil from enemies)

Equippable Weapons:
The US military

Equippable Armor:
Seat of Power, Daddy's money


Abilities:

1) !AWOL (leaves battle to snort coke, cost: 10 MP)
2) Kickback (recieves Gil for every oil field visited)
3) Steal Election (convinces political leaders that you're actually the king of Tycoon)
4) !Clearcut (kills all forrest dwelling enemies)
5) Recession (forces all shop owners out of business)
6) !Speak (confuses all characters with Int. of over 30)
7) Ignore UN (makes all cities in the world sanction you)

Costume: expensive suit

Description: He relies on his party to get anything done, and loves to go after low-level enemies who can't mount any real defense against him. When confronted with stronger enemies, all adjectives referring to them shall be replaced with the word "freedom", which is not a word he seems to understand the meaning of.

Name: Homeless Person
Second Slot: !Take random substance (causes many different effects like getting poisoned, high, drunk, diseased or whatever)

Equippable Weapons: Dead animals, bottles (broken or not), and entrails


Equippable Armor: carcasses, paper or plastic bags, ancient rags.



Abilities:

1) !Sell Drugs (offer drugs and get money)-(causes high to the enemy status)
2) !Summon homeless friends and drug illusions
3) Die (happens randomly through the passing of time)
4) Almost Stealth (Hide in trash cans (can be potential danger to self)
5) Drive stolen shopping cart (Takes a turn to get a running start and then crashes into enemy, cuts your HP in half but does strong damage to enemy)


Description: Relitively poor stats besides the special stat givin to them, HIGHNESS they are naturally very HIGH and you must use the !Take random substance command to prevent withdraw syptoms.

Name: Spirit Warrior

Secend Slot:Barrier: character becomes invincible for 3 turns.

Skills

Spirit Gun : hits an enemy for major damage
Shogun: Ramdomly hits for 9999 damage.
Spirit Wave: Hits all enemies for instant death, if misses, the character dies.
Spirit Blade: Kills an enemy, never misses.
Shining Finger: Hits every enemies for instant death, never misses.
Details: The Spirit Warriors are rather stong.

Looks: Just put Cecil with a mask and angel wings.

Influencer.
Skill:

1) Influence - Sponsor me Freebies
2) Influence - Like, Subscribe and be my bitch.
3) Influence - Give me Moola
4) Influence - Support me in some online dispute

Internet Guru

1) Give me 5 mins of time for my pitch
2) Give me 5% of your wealth for my course
3) Give me 50% of your wealth for an upgraded course
4) Give me 100% of your wealth for my extreme grand master course for the chosen.

Yo, I've already done this.