So We're All Going To Die...

If you haven't heard, the UARS satellite its expected to come crashing back to Earth tonight.

What are your doomsday plans? I think I'm going to play video games all night. :kakapo:

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Originally Posted by Justy

I think I'm going to play video games all night. :kakapo:

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Sounds like a plan.

Granted, that's what I do every night, BUT!

pfft, you're overreacting.

Yeah, only the Indian Ocean is going to be violated.

Most likely.

Maybe.

I will be fapping, obvs.

idk

Trying to see if it will enhance the wifi signal in my house before it hits.

Fapping vigorously.

Would you like to fap together?

Dutch RUDDDAAAHHH

I can handle my own arm, thank you.

I was thinking of a "zombie showdown"-esque situation, where we stand back to back and shoot everything.

ffuuu

If you do this while tied by your ankles to a ceiling fan while it's turned on...


...count me in

Is dis sum CAEA?

induringcreativeautoeroticasphyxiation

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Originally Posted by Kokichi

Would you like to fap together?

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Yes.

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Originally Posted by Kokichi

Is dis sum CAEA?

induringcreativeautoeroticasphyxiation

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Ew WTF no.. that's just sick.

What would we call this holy trinity then?

Boner Jams

Nope. Someone close this thread before it leads to a circlejerk. :|

Everybody stop fapping or I will post a picture that will make you stop fapping. :aimmad:

Well now I'm curious to see what you think will get me to stop fapping.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

i post on /gc/ so

oh it's the end of teh world? everybdoy....everybdoy get naedk

If only the pieces would reach Albania. We never get interesting stuff like that.

Maybe you're going to die. I'm gonna live forever... through SONG! :jess:

Don't worry guys. Anyone who dies is going to live forever in my heart.

And anyone who lives is gonna die forever in mine!

In the words of Link, the Encino Man

Awwww DAVE

Circle jerk? I'm never invited to the forum's social funcions. :(

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Circle jerk? I'm never invited to the forum's social funcions. :(

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Wanna join?

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Circle jerk? I'm never invited to the forum's social funcions. :(

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Wanna join?

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One of the forum's lesser known annual events

Vast majority of you just became 50% less attractive.

What we did was worth it, I think.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Vast majority of you just became 50% less attractive.

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1. Totally worth it.
2. brb getting a videogame sleeve

Dammit! My one weakness! Why would I admit to that!

Because you love me and my 'hawk. /smug

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Vast majority of you just became 50% less attractive.

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:kakapo: muhahahah

In for awkward circle jerks and tattoos he will regret. :jess:

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

In for awkward circle jerks and tattoos he will regret. :jess:

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Bring a towel.

You should always bring a towel. Has the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy taught you nothing?

I learned a lot from those guys. Like sticking weird fish in your ear is a good idea.

DD took that the wrong way.

He wasn't too discriminatory about what counted as an actual fish. Coincidentally, I have an eel in my pants.

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Originally Posted by Kokichi

I can handle my own arm, thank you.

I was thinking of a "zombie showdown"-esque situation, where we stand back to back and shoot everything.

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This is my new favorite forum member.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Vast majority of you just became 50% less attractive.

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1. Totally worth it.
2. brb getting a videogame sleeve

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Personally I'm confused

what's 50% of 0 ?

You dirty bitch.

I feel that i havn't been posting much as of recently so I feel that I must reply to this thread.

Okay, brace yourself. Are you bracing? get ready to behold. and...okay are you ready? okay....


BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(SPOILER)Way to stay on topic you guys.

Disclaimer: The following post may be the non-sensical ramblings of a sleep deprived person. Reader discretion is advised.

I beheld.

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

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Originally Posted by Araciel

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

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QFT

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Originally Posted by Araciel

So we've learned that when faced with oblivion, lonely internet nerds just want to have one last fap.

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I like how this sentence still works if we're talking about Oblivion the game.

I was in the airport and the news was on and they were all, "If you're nervous flying today there is good reason why! YOU COULD ALL DIE" okay not just like that but similar. So instead of nervously clenching stuff, I slept.

Are we all dead and this is the afterlife of a true EoFFer?

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Originally Posted by Jiro

You should always bring a towel. Has the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy taught you nothing?

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wait.

is the towel for unexpected ejaculate?