Get Rich Quick, Guaranteed!

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09-27-2011, 05:17 AM
Jiro

Get Rich Quick, Guaranteed!

Do you know any of these? Hell do you know how to make any money, GUARANTEED, that doesn't involve actually working for your money?

The AUD and USD have been fluctuating a bit lately. I am considering transferring money backwards and forwards in order to make a profit. Flawless.

Mike Face developed a program that has predicted the Rugby World Cup results. He has like a 98% hit ratio. I want him to give me that so I can bet my life savings on black (that is, the NZ team :greenie:)

Discuss etc.
09-27-2011, 05:22 AM
Madame Adequate

I don't know anyone called Rich though.

(SPOILER)Also forex trading has crashed economies pretty sure so uh watch out for that

(SPOILER)also also you should trade ISK and make Iceland and EVE Players mad

e: also also also, the easiest way to make money is to have money.
09-27-2011, 05:44 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Sell sperm.
09-27-2011, 06:29 AM
rubah

donate blood/plasma
09-27-2011, 06:51 AM
Pike

Be Brad Pitt, take a photo of your kid, and sell it.
09-27-2011, 09:35 AM
Old Manus

You can make a fair wedge on sports betting if you know where to put your money and believe you know better than the bookmaker.
09-27-2011, 09:38 AM
Pheesh

I keep giving these foreign princes a couple hundred bucks and then they promise to transfer me like half their wealth! I've done it with about five different guys and I'm just waiting for them to put the money into my account :bigsmile:
09-27-2011, 02:34 PM
Peegee

i remind my colleagues at the office that they can make a lot of money in the lotto pool by not betting on the losing numbers.

i then they them if they insist on losing money i will give them 50% of their money back if they bet through me. it's a 20,000% - infinity % increase in return but no takers. i guess they don't want to be rich
09-27-2011, 03:56 PM
Araciel

Get a job

Sell your trout you don't need or want on ebay/craigslist/kijiji (canada)
09-27-2011, 04:29 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

i then they them if they insist on losing money i will give them 50% of their money back if they bet through me. it's a 20,000% - infinity % increase in return but no takers. i guess they don't want to be rich

wat
09-27-2011, 05:31 PM
Yar

Sell books about getting rich quick
09-27-2011, 06:33 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

i then they them if they insist on losing money i will give them 50% of their money back if they bet through me. it's a 20,000% - infinity % increase in return but no takers. i guess they don't want to be rich

wat

tell them*

I was asleep on the bus
09-27-2011, 06:50 PM
Hollycat

I seriously promise that if you follow my instructions then you will be a millionare, without doing anything illegal, I unfortuantely am not old enough to do it yet. Do you want to know how?
09-27-2011, 08:18 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I seriously promise that if you follow my instructions then you will be a millionare, without doing anything illegal, I unfortuantely am not old enough to do it yet. Do you want to know how?

no

invest 100 dollars for a million years.
09-27-2011, 08:41 PM
Madame Adequate

You could buy some Zimbabwean money. Last I heard that was going up faster than Weimarbucks.
09-27-2011, 08:54 PM
Pike

I saw something on TV once about a guy who spent a couple of decades "pretending" that he only had half as much money as he actually had. 50% of everything he ever made went into a bank account and he didn't let himself touch it, no matter what. Anyways long story short he was a millionaire and retired by the time he was 35 or something

You know what though, I wish I'd come up with the idea for the Million Dollar Home Page. Easiest way ever to make money.
09-28-2011, 01:35 AM
Hollycat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I seriously promise that if you follow my instructions then you will be a millionare, without doing anything illegal, I unfortuantely am not old enough to do it yet. Do you want to know how?

no

invest 100 dollars for a million years.

not exactly quick pg
09-28-2011, 02:32 AM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I seriously promise that if you follow my instructions then you will be a millionare, without doing anything illegal, I unfortuantely am not old enough to do it yet. Do you want to know how?

no

invest 100 dollars for a million years.

not exactly quick pg

Invest 999,999.99$ for a month.
09-28-2011, 02:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

That is fast.
09-28-2011, 08:33 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

I saw something on TV once about a guy who spent a couple of decades "pretending" that he only had half as much money as he actually had. 50% of everything he ever made went into a bank account and he didn't let himself touch it, no matter what. Anyways long story short he was a millionaire and retired by the time he was 35 or something

And promptly arrested for tax evasion or fraud or something, right?
09-29-2011, 04:34 PM
Mogi

My mom did one of those pyramid scam things for like seven years, but managed to actually make money off of it. At one point, she quit her job and lived off of it. I've heard plenty of stories of people using the exact same methods as her, with the same system and everything, who ended up completely smurfed, so I guess she was just lucky.