Famous people with body parts for names

Don't know if this has ever been a thread but just wondering how many you can all come up with. This was a random conversation me and a few friends had at a pub on Saturday. So basically, all I'm gonna do is steal your suggestions, tell them to my friends and pass them off as my own ideas...

I'll give you a few examples...

Liver Phoenix - This is a sad story of an internal organ cut short in it's prime after a fatal overdose. It had a glittering film career with smashes such as "Stand Bile Me" and "My Own Private Dialysis". Phoenix had many interests including guitar playing, animal rights and producing biochemicals for digestion

Kidney Poitier - Another film actor/internal organ that has had great success in both amazingly poignant film roles and the purification of blood. An incredibly diverse career has led to many accolades including being the first internal organ to win an academy award back in 1963.

You don't need to put the bulltit explanations if you don't want... just the names will be fine!

Bone-o

Femur Humerus - A stern, cold and hard woman and a great believer in movements. She's a fantastic person to lean on for support but can give quite a nasty shock when you insult her. A lover for arts, music and dance, she keeps herself in great shape.

Brad Armpit

Dick Chene....Oh, nvm.

Hand Job... that's strange

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Originally Posted by Gamblet

Hand Job... that's strange

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Don't knock it till you've tried it... :D

OK...

Osama Bin Hard-on - Basically, this guy was a cock whichever way you look at it...

Charlie Spleen. He's bi-filtering.

Neil Tongue

Teeth-er Sutherland

Jeff Neck

George Breast

..as you can see I'm working my way down the body.

I am Jack's medulla oblungata..

Andy Dick

Pelvis - You could say he's where Cock and Roll came from.

EDIT: Axl Nose, Belly (that's Nelly), Harry Stomach Jr., Eye Pierce, Joseph Organ Levitt.

I'm way too good at this game.

Graham Gooch

EDIT: Oh wait he's real

Greg Lou Anus

True story: my mom once met a man whose business card said his name was Richard Less.

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Originally Posted by APolaris

True story: my mom once met a man whose business card said his name was Richard Less.

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.... what? I dont get it.

I know a guy named Huang Chu

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

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Originally Posted by APolaris

True story: my mom once met a man whose business card said his name was Richard Less.

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.... what? I dont get it.

I know a guy named Huang Chu

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The name Richard often gets shortened to a more comedic, penisy name...

Ha, I've got a cracker...

Urethra Franklin - This legendary soul singer had a bit of a sordid past. As well as writing and singing a string of classic soul songs... she was also known to transport urinary liquids out of the body... who would have thought it?

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I know a guy named Huang Chu

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I've seen a restaurant called Fu King Food.

Audrey Heartburn
Vin Nasal

Dick Van Dyke

(oh wait)

Vagina Spektor

Colon Powell. Oh wait.

More like Colon Bowel?

Was gonna say Vagina Woolf, but stupid ALLIES got here first.

Ball Newman
Pituitary Jones

I got nothing else.

Oh come on guys;

Brandon Mouth
Michael Hair-a
Angelina Toe-lee

You're slipping, man.

Quiet you, or I'll go Bruce Knee on your ass.

Bruce Knee ain't got nothing on Clit Eastwood.

I'm no good at this kind of thing, but I suppose I'll have a go.

Back Obama - Something that he'd like his 250m employers to do.
Nostrildamus - He sneeze the future.
Adam Le Vein - This blood is taking it's toll on me...
Jon Testicles - He can do science, him.
Simon Bowel - Some people think he's full of crap.

EDIT: Oh, the bowel thing has already been done, damn.

EDIT: ClitKneeEars - From the makers of ManBearPig.

David Elbowie - Gotta keep 'em sharp to make it big in this business.
Milton John - I don't even know what a milt does. I just know it's not supposed to rupture.
Penelope Bruise - Before she became a movie star, she was a bit on the clumsy side.
Michael C. Gallbladder - I don't even.

Brent Spine(r) a B actor in many sci-fi works, and best know for his role as Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek: TNG. This actor is rarely in the spot light, but creates very memorable supporting characters. You could say he's the backbone of any good sci-fi role.

I didn't even try on that one. :P

Joining Simon on a X-Factor would be Paula Abdomen, Nicole Sherfinger, and ... um can't find something for the black dude LA Reid. Oh well.

Vin Diesel

Diesel is a body part, right?

This one is bad plz forgive me

Rim Assfinger in Never say Never Again

Vein Troyer aka Mini Me

Hurt Backarach - poor guy. :(

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Originally Posted by Mirage

Vin Diesel

Diesel is a body part, right?

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No it isn't.

George Bush.

...what?

Jessica Bile...there has to be a funny title someone can think up for this one.

Madam Cooch from harry potter

Back Obama

...okay, okay, I'm terrible at this

I crown "Happy Noodle Boy" the king of this thread... fair play, my man...

Ramza Beoear

John Cowlick (not a far cry from Lithgow, is it?)
Tousled Brow (Russell Crowe, no?)

Elvis Chestly.

The topless king. U jelly?

Alec Baldweiner..? Hmm.

Woody Allen.
Jimmy Phallus.
Sarah Jessica Pecker.
William Shake-spear(?)
...Skeet Ulrich.