Unless you are naked, you need to wear some sort of bra. Seriously. Get those things under control.
If you could tell one thing to the opposite sex, what would it be?
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Unless you are naked, you need to wear some sort of bra. Seriously. Get those things under control.
If you could tell one thing to the opposite sex, what would it be?
"You can do ANYTHING you want. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise"
Wait if they have small, perky breasts naturally? :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justy
"If you don't want to be fat, go lift weights. Shut up, no you're not going to look like a body builder."
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
HAHAHAHAHA
MISOGYNY
HAHAHAHAHA
Zing!
Never change, paul <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Ill show you mine if you show me yours
I'd tell them not to listen to Justy.
My assets are so small that I honestly, genuinely, cannot feel a difference between wearing a bra and not wearing a bra. I just do it out of habit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justy
Most of them seem to have figured out how the world works without my help.
Justy, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard you say.
Well, to one of them I would say to smurf off.
[Hint: I am referring to Justy.]
"I like it when I can tell youre either wearing a thong or nothing beneath those leggings"
leggings aren't supposed to be worn with underwear
inb4 crapstorm
I don't give and trout about your significant other or his troutty band.
^ 2x
yea yea I know, but its just funny. when girls get uncomfortable from weird stares and trout. like youre practically wearing a silhouette, at least Im honest to tell you I like what I see. dont play closet slore with me
You know those women who wear shirts that say "Hey, my face is up here" with an arrow pointing up? I hate that. Obviously you want people to look at your breast or you wouldn't wear a shirt with writing on them.
So anyways, I got myself a hat that says "Hey, my boobs are down here" with an arrow pointing down. At least I'm honest about it.
^ =D youre a girl?! and you have a hat like that?! hahahah thats so awesome, I love you for that
What I want to say: Your hair looks great, your butt looks great, your clothes are great, your skin looks great, your makeup looks great, you look great.
The condition to me saying it: They do not ask me again. If I said it, I meant it.
That's it. Brb bra burning.
Sway freely in the wind, yaps! Sway freeeeeeeely.
Don't get offended by the fact that I'm pissed off about you randomly groping me.
Seriously, I don't get it. If I'm out at a bar or something and a guy pinches my butt or something similar (rarely happens though, most guys aren't tools) why do they allways go, "Oooo, alright, alright, no need to get pissy about it!"?
There is always a need to get pissy about it! Why is it such a shock that it would piss someone off?
/end rant/
^ lmao! cause sometimes its like.... "do you see your attire? sorry I cant help myself". not saying thats me, and Im not exactly supporting, just slightly understanding.
What I dislike is that women feel that they can grope me, but reneg when I demand equal treatment.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
: pokerface :
you know what the next time I'll just grab her entire body. Trying to trade a boob grab for a boob grab is impossible.
Dear boys- you seriously think those costumes are sexy?
...
really?
what costumes?
*grabs butt*Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
:p
If you don't want to wear a bra, whatever.
But if you're doing physical activity, put one on. Please. Freebreastin' in this circumstance is unacceptable.
"No, I don't have any advice for you and your cheating boyfriend."
"You think I give a smurf if you see my boobies sway? All I care about is nip. Also, I can see your boner, pervert."
Rubahs has big knockers, btw
bam
[q]*grabs butt*[/q]
I much rather grab ass than play with boobies.
Because guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBecause guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
"just not with you"
general you, not mirage vous.
I had my ass grabbed randomly in high school by a girl on the volleyball team. It was just weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBecause guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
Guys are generally different. I've had my ass grabbed a few times. After the initial confusion, I just walked around like :jess: the rest of the day.
It's obviously the fact that it's intimate, and ladies don't want some strange dude to do it. You come across like Chester the Molester.
All my romantic interests loved butt pats, and things like that. It's nice get affection when you know and trust the person.
I was walking around the club when suddenly my ass was grabbed. I saw a girl on a chair. So I walked up and smacked her hard n__nQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI had my ass grabbed randomly in high school by a girl on the volleyball team. It was just weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBecause guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
girl - *yelp*
It's all in the delivery
You don't grope my ass, then I won't give you a purple nurple.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBecause guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
easy
what if I did it?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahYou don't grope my ass, then I won't give you a purple nurple.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBecause guys love it when girls pinch/grab/slap their butts. They simply don't understand why the reverse wouldn't be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by CelShadedDreams
easy
I'd want to tell all females this:
Not all men are selfish, dirty, sex-hungry pigs. Men have feelings too. And not all men want cheap one night stands. Quite a lot of us actually want deep meaningful relationships.
you'd get two purple nurplesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
what if I took my shirt off first?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubahyou'd get two purple nurplesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Fellas: It is absolutely unacceptable to have armpit hair longer than an inch. Trim that tit up or shave it please and thank you. And by no means should there be white chunks of deodorant in it either if you plan on wearing a sleeveless shirt.
Please stop talking about how painful childbirth is. You've never had to feel the intense pain of zipping your pants zipper against your junk.
I second this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
she's got a point about the deodorant
ITT: Deodorant dingleberries
Here's a photo of NorthernChaosGod
Shiny's post made me check my armpit hair now. Thankfully, it doesn't seem to naturally grow out longer than just one inch.
If that's shiny's only problem with men then she doesn't have much to worry about.
Armpit hair is just gonna be there, but I use a clear solid as dingleberries of any sort are not acceptable.
If you tell me that you want me to be honest with you, don't yell at me when you ask for my opinion and I tell you my opinion. If you want me to tell you everything you want to hear as opposed to the truth, then say so.
I puked in my mouth a little bit. That image was horrible.
"Don't complain that you're getting fat if you aren't going to try to lose the weight. Working out two days and then sitting on your ass the rest of the week does not constitute trying."
If one of you jerks uses the word dingleberry one more time I will smurf trout up.
Damn, you jumped on that quick.
gdit wesley I can't rep that post. stop getting banned.
Apparently foa is unreasonably prejudiced against people whose last name is Dingle.
I would say two things:
'Too much makeup does not make you look sexy, it makes you look like a cheap whore.'
'It's fine if you got it to flaunt it, but if you don't got it, please for the love of god don't flaunt it.'
Mine doesn't clump because I don't buy crap deodorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
foa's favorite cerealhttp://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...rries-9849.jpg[foa]There are so many bans that aren't really bans. This is more fun.[/foa]
I agree, I'm having a great time.
Learn to pour pints of Guinness properly.
Someone take him out of the drunk tank so I can rep him. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I second this.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodSomeone take him out of the drunk tank so I can rep him. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I mean I could just ban all of you.
Mod abuse!
Help, help I"m being repressed!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterHelp, help I"m being repressed!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Let me explain the use of this term. Typically it is associated with one (a moderator) "abusing" their powers to cause pain to one or more members, which is outside of the rules and regulations.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
In this instance, it is foa (a mod) using her powers to abuse the trout out of one or more deserving victims. Do not smurf with foa. Do not disagree with foa. Do not argue with foa. If you anger her, do not run. You'll only die tired.
julian i demand you heal up so we can do squats. you're getting a little chunky in the left toe.
if i ever find another woman who works out, she's probably married.
http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content...icangetfat.jpg
sadly this is simultaneously true.
so on topic - do not let yourself be that meme. be the bro girls i talk to. you know the ones that keep asking me why i'm not married...or the ones that hit on me..
damnit.
Ulterior motive detected.
Apparently I can get rep again, so feel free to encourage further irritation of foa.
I suppose I should include something on-topic, so I would tell the opposite sex to make me a sammich.
Shut up. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroLet me explain the use of this term. Typically it is associated with one (a moderator) "abusing" their powers to cause pain to one or more members, which is outside of the rules and regulations.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
In this instance, it is foa (a mod) using her powers to abuse the trout out of one or more deserving victims. Do not smurf with foa. Do not disagree with foa. Do not argue with foa. If you anger her, do not run. You'll only die tired.
I demand you send me poutine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
I wouldn't tell the opposite sex anything. Because they wouldn't understand my use of polysyllabic words.
Who on the what now?
No, you're being oppressed. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterHelp, help I"m being repressed!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
By the way, dingleberry.
No more texts for you. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I hate stupid mistakes like that :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyNo, you're being oppressed. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterHelp, help I"m being repressed!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
By the way, dingleberry.
I blame foa