Karaoke Round 2!: foa's boogaloo - VOTE NOW!

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Originally Posted by Past foa

Okay, all contestants have their secret round two songs! They have until Thursday, 6p.m. to post them, and then I'll put up a poll!

It will be GLORIOUS.

Contestants, please don't reveal your song until you post the finished version of your recording, but feel free to tease us.

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Okay guys! Barring a buncha weenies who didn't participate (<3) here are your round 2 submissions! Poll will be added shortly and you guys can vote on who was best!

Peegee - It's The End of the World As We Know It

Kalilung - It's Tricky

Proto - Got You Where I Want You

Cim - Hungry Like the Wolf

Laddy - Big Spender

Wolf Kanno - If You want It To Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)

Loony BoB - Semi-Charmed Life

Dropping out this round were Jiro, due to technical difficulties, DK, due to family tiems, and Iceglow, because he is a crybaby.

A mega-huge sparkly thank you to sharkythesharkdogg for helping me out with the song selection for this round. You're awesome, sharks! If you hate or love your song it's entirely likely he picked it. If you were confused by your song, I probably picked it.

TECHNICAL smurfING DIFFICULTIES BRB

>:\ My song is entitled, foa and I are mortal enemies bound for a fight to the death and I am going to kill [strike]her[/strike] it.

I keep feeling like I should be shooting a video of myself stripping when I sing my song :eep:

I feel like I should encourage your artistic leanings, Wolfy.

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate mushroom mushroom

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Originally Posted by Cim

>:\ My song is entitled, foa and I are mortal enemies bound for a fight to the death and I am going to kill [strike]her[/strike] it.

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K-k-k-kill it, Cim-mie
With your ability beams!

*pew pew*

foa, i love you forever. years of car rides with my brothers shall not be ill spent!

I feel like everyone got good songs and I will enjoy this round very much. :bigsmile:

I think you might, JuliRiv.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I feel like everyone got good songs and I will enjoy this round very much. :bigsmile:

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i am going to the usa. and i am going to visit you and give you a wedgie. then i'm going to visit foaffles and walk behind her all day saying pg memes until she goes crazy

aahhhhhhhhhhh

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Originally Posted by Kalilung

I think you might, JuliRiv.

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:colbert:

MegaPow, is this your doing?

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I feel like everyone got good songs and I will enjoy this round very much. :bigsmile:

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i am going to the usa. and i am going to visit you and give you a wedgie. then i'm going to visit foaffles and walk behind her all day saying pg memes until she goes crazy

aahhhhhhhhhhh

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Then I will trap you under a barbell.

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I feel like everyone got good songs and I will enjoy this round very much. :bigsmile:

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i am going to the usa. and i am going to visit you and give you a wedgie. then i'm going to visit foaffles and walk behind her all day saying pg memes until she goes crazy

aahhhhhhhhhhh

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Worst songs ever am I right?

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Originally Posted by Cim

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I feel like everyone got good songs and I will enjoy this round very much. :bigsmile:

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i am going to the usa. and i am going to visit you and give you a wedgie. then i'm going to visit foaffles and walk behind her all day saying pg memes until she goes crazy

aahhhhhhhhhhh

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Worst songs ever am I right?

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it's not a bad song it's just a MEAN SONG TO GIVE ME

I thought we were friends ;'(

Megan what song would you have picked for me?

This post is to fluff up this thread's contents and express my interest in future developments. Carry on.

Materia(l) Girl by Madonna, Psychotic.

Psychotic.... hmm. I will have to think on this.

done.

so.
much.
rage.
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this.
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Originally Posted by Peegee

done.

so.
much.
rage.
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u mad?

This is so great. :D

Crap, I forgot all about this. I'll have to try to remember tonight.

This is going to be a hell of a lot harder than I thought it would be...:eep:

I cannot even smurfing load the song on youtube to know what it sounds like. This is smurfing impossible guys.

I got mine sent in last night, I was still getting the hang of the lyrics so it's not perfect but better that than nothing at all! Actually, that's debateable. It's pretty bad. xD Let's just say that I should never be asked to sing a high note again.

I haven't had a chance so far due to work and tonight is impossible since I am off to the House Of Marley headphone launch party where I will be jammin' out to some tracks with Julian Marley (not even kidding here, I love doing what I do at times) Therefore unless you'll accept my hung-over rendition of my song at some point tomorrow I will have to pass :(

Now you have to do a duet of the song with Julian Marley or we tease you mercilessly.

Yes get whoever that is to sing your song with you.

:D Done! And PGies still has no clue what it is.

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Originally Posted by Kalilung

:D Done! And PGies still has no clue what it is.

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HMS Pinafore.

I'm recording right now.

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:D Done! And PGies still has no clue what it is.

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HMS Pinafore.

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WRONG! :D

Turned it in finally, can't say I did a great job on this one. While I am familiar with the artist, I was not so familiar with the song and its really different from some of the other songs they did. I'm hoping I hammed it up to make it at least entertaining.

Still waiting on a few late entries, one of which I am personally dying to hear. So we'll be uploaded and rocking onward sometime tomorrow morning, my time.

You late Louises better hurry up.

OK, first This is Julian Marley, yes he's the son of Reggae legend Bob Marley. And yes he looks so much like his dad it's scary! He's also smurfing awesome, he is so down to earth and normal he actually apologized because he missed getting a photo with me in the store when I finally caught up with him at the House of Marley Headphone official launch party. I was blown away and I'm not exactly the biggest reggae fan.

As for getting him to sing with me, no could do was way too busy.

I will get a rendition done tomorrow when I'm feeling somewhat human again!

wtf it's 9:30p. I demand foaffles song and kalidesu and and and nda

I submitted again!

I hope I win :3

Still waiting on DK and Jiro! C'mon fellers.

Get on with you, you punks. :colbert:

C'mon. I didn't say anything for round one cuz it's fer fun but this *is* a competition with a prize. Are their songs so impossible that they needed more than an evening to record?

They should be dropped for passing the deadline without sending their songs to foa.

Sorry all, my dad Came down to visit randomly out of nowhere so I've barely been around. Might be able to do something tonight but other than that I'm pretty much hanging out with my dad so yeah. I will probably just do them and post them later on anyway even if I don't make the deadline for a laugh, but yeah. Qvality time with the old man is taking precedence at the moment.

No, they're just funny.

Who is running this competition? I thought I was? I'm still uploading things so they can stream because SOME OF YOU can't be arsed. And I have a personal life?

So kiss my ass, they'll be uploaded soon and then we can vote. :aimmad:

Don't act like there is anything more interesting than this.

You can stream from mine. I dunno why you uploaded mine so that it required downloading.

anyway - if you save a mp3, upload it here - Free mp3 hosting, upload mp3 | upload file direct link - Kiwi6.com Mp3 Upload

if you are using vocaroo, whatever.

I WAS UNAWARE YOURS WAS STREAMABLE.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I WAS UNAWARE YOURS WAS STREAMABLE.

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sigh~!

I've been working on mine and got it recorded I'm just unable to upload. My laptop is having power supply issues. I've an order in for a new power adaptor in the hopes that it will work but then again it could be the internal power socket this time. :(

I also have an erection as I type this and think of foa being mad at me.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

I've been working on mine and got it recorded I'm just unable to upload. My laptop is having power supply issues. I've an order in for a new power adaptor in the hopes that it will work but then again it could be the internal power socket this time. :(

I also have an erection as I type this and think of foa being mad at me.

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tl;dr

Nice post rape. Though honestly go on without me because I will not be up and running again before Monday earliest.

I do genuinely have this righteous errection of sky-scraper proportions going on thinking of Foa being all mad at me. :S

Wtf is going on?

Why is this taking so long?

I'm withdrawing because I have been unable to even load my smurfing song so I know what it sounds like. I could probably get it to work now but I'm sick and I've no real inclination to make an even bigger fool of myself. :p

No! Post it! Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

excuses, excuses. Shame on you, Dak. :colbert:

Dak gave up on something?! So much for winning at everything.

Okay so everything is uploaded. HOWEVER. Something terrible happened.

The actual song Cris was supposed to sing was Rock Box by Run DMC. Because sharky said. I accidentally sent her the link to It's Tricky.

Because I'm a terrible person. So I'll relabel it and give sharky anything he wants for ruining everything.

At least I knew It's Tricky. :D

I want to apologize to anyone who is bothered by the muffling of my mic.

Listen to the magic.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Okay so everything is uploaded. HOWEVER. Something terrible happened.

The actual song Cris was supposed to sing was Rock Box by Run DMC. Because sharky said. I accidentally sent her the link to It's Tricky.

Because I'm a terrible person. So I'll relabel it and give sharky anything he wants for ruining everything.

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it's not too late! kalidesu post now!

I refuse! I can't learn the song in three hours.

Ahahahah these are all gems. I want to vote for both Wolfie and BoB.

My vote went to Wolf, he got a good song for this sort of thing but he still put in the effort to make it quality.

I don't know if I'll be able to contribute to the next round. =/ I've caught some kind of virus and talking at volume is painful enough, let alone singing. Hopefully it goes as quick as it came.

Anyone who doesn't vote for Kali is just wrong.

I'm jealous of BoB and Cim cause I actually know their songs really well, even PGs I knew better. I think the best part of Laddy's was his rant at foa in the beginning. :jess:

The song Sharky set for me was "All by myself" by Eric Carmen. I managed to get it changed because I honestly cannot bear the song it's something I couldn't listen to past 10 seconds. Way too emo for my liking.

I was then told I had to sing either Bob Marley, no woman no cry (I'm white reggae is not good) or Natalie Imbruglia - Torn I have the file saved on my laptop for Torn but I can't access the song because my laptop is not working.

I know what PG sounds like now. :O

Also, this was awesome. :squee:

I was imagining that this thread would have more mocking and laughing at the contestants expense...

It is cruel to mock anyone who bravely stood up and participated, but I shall assault my ears again and give you all rude criticisms if that is what you want.

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Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

It is cruel to mock anyone who bravely stood up and participated, but I shall assault my ears again and give you all rude criticisms if that is what you want.

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Haha, yeah. I wasn't going to make fun of anyone when I bitched out.

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Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno

I was imagining that this thread would have more mocking and laughing at the contestants expense...

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I'd like to see you learn and sing my song in 1.5 days.


ahaha jk. I'd much rather you sing Kalidesu's real song

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Okay so everything is uploaded. HOWEVER. Something terrible happened.

The actual song Cris was supposed to sing was Rock Box by Run DMC. Because sharky said. I accidentally sent her the link to It's Tricky.

Because I'm a terrible person. So I'll relabel it and give sharky anything he wants for ruining everything.

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Originally Posted by Kalilung

I refuse! I can't learn the song in three hours.

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but...but....I WANTED ROCK BOX!!!! :mad2:




....smurf :G

How long do I have to vote? I can listen to them tonight.

I'm sooooooooooooorrrryyyyyyyyy. ;_; I promise I'll do better.

Uh. I guess we have until Thursday night to vote. Sounds good to me.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Kali: The sound quality on Kali's clip was only slightly worse than the actual performance, so well done I guess.

Proto: Quite frankly, I am horrified that somebody who can inflict so much pain and suffering onto one person by just singing is studying to be a doctor. Actually no, he'll be great for any health service because then they would only tend to deaf people. Everybody else would have committed suicide. Awful.

Cim: I had a certain amount of respect for Cim until this. What's heartbreaking is that he was definitely trying, but even the primitive sound quality couldn't disguise how bad his singing actually is. I felt no sympathy, just pity.

Laddy: This is the future, is it? Really? Let's hope legal euthanasia is in store as well. And permission to murder. It was very theatrical, but in a "Help for the mentally disabled theatre night: Sweet Charity" way.

WK: Just creepy. Really off-putting. With a voice like that your first album could be called "LP", and it would have two meanings. Firstly because it's the type of album, secondly because it would stand for your stage name - 'lecherous pedophile'.

BoB: Somebody is about to be dumped.

I admire your bravery but I feel depressed now. Today has been long enough.

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Originally Posted by demondude

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Kali: The sound quality on Kali's clip was only slightly worse than the actual performance, so well done I guess.

Proto: Quite frankly, I am horrified that somebody who can inflict so much pain and suffering onto one person by just singing is studying to be a doctor. Actually no, he'll be great for any health service because then they would only tend to deaf people. Everybody else would have committed suicide. Awful.

Cim: I had a certain amount of respect for Cim until this. What's heartbreaking is that he was definitely trying, but even the primitive sound quality couldn't disguise how bad his singing actually is. I felt no sympathy, just pity.

Laddy: This is the future, is it? Really? Let's hope legal euthanasia is in store as well. And permission to murder. It was very theatrical, but in a "Help for the mentally disabled theatre night: Sweet Charity" way.

WK: Just creepy. Really off-putting. With a voice like that your first album could be called "LP", and it would have two meanings. Firstly because it's the type of album, partly because it would stand for your stage name - 'lecherous pedophile'.

BoB: Somebody is about to be dumped.

I admire your bravery but I feel depressed now. Today has been long enough.

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By process of elimination you think I am the best thing since digital photography.

Or you were so terrible DD blocked the memory of your singing away in the dark recesses of his mind.

Just like the time that birthday party clown trapped him in the bathroom and taught him about about his boy parts.

EDIT: It should also be noted that I'm quite proud of the fact that my picks enraged PG to the point that he wants to stab me and threatened me IN SONG, and just plain made IceGlow quit.

And I gave Iceglow options.

Okay. So. In order to make up for my mistake in assigning Cris "It's Tricky" instead of the original song sharky picked for her, I had to perform the song and post it in thread.

So, I give you, the whitest version of Run DMC's Rock Box

You're so cute when you giggle, foa.

all is forgiven. except sharky shark :aimmad:

<3

:squeeze:

DD, you cannot fathom the sheer amount of talent it requires to be a theater fag. I deserve better, you uncultured swine. :colbert:

Laddy is who 17 year-old Megan wanted to be.

Also mothersmurfers need to voooooote.

Two facts.

I have a phobia of public singing. I sound like a more nasally Bob Dylan.

I noticed that now I've forced Megan to sing a song in recompense for her terrible mistake, I'm the only person either helping run or participating in the contest that didn't sing.

So in the interest of overcoming phobias, making myself do what I helped make everyone else do, and to get more people into this thread to vote, here you go. I went for it, so now you know what I sound like every time I'm in the shower. :p

Be warned.

Sharky butchers '59 Sound by The Gaslight Anthem

Don't look at me like that, I warned you!!!

Ow, my ears! :onoes:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so proud of you.

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Ow, my ears! :onoes:

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I feel kind of left out now.

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I feel kind of left out now.

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I'll go if you go ;D

You know you can't sound worse than the rest of us. Go for it.

I have one ready to go, all Julian has to do is sing something... something raunchy would be preferable. Maybe some Marvin Gaye?

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

I have one ready to go, all Julian has to do is sing something... something raunchy would be preferable. Maybe some Marvin Gaye?

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According to Justy, NCG has Gaye totally covered.

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

I have one ready to go, all Julian has to do is sing something... something raunchy would be preferable. Maybe some Marvin Gaye?

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According to Justy, NCG has Gaye totally covered.

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according to my sauces, sarah is a true brosephina. so there :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

I have one ready to go, all Julian has to do is sing something... something raunchy would be preferable. Maybe some Marvin Gaye?

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Well I'm down to submit something, I'll looking into some Marvin though. :p

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I have one ready to go, all Julian has to do is sing something... something raunchy would be preferable. Maybe some Marvin Gaye?

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According to Justy, NCG has Gaye totally covered.

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according to my sauces, sarah is a true brosephina. so there :colbert:

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Thanks, broseph! :monster:

btw julie - singing a song you are good at is not the point of this. If that were the case I would sing 'love me tender' by Elvis and kick y'all asses.

Go sing some busta rhymes.

edit - btw since I refuse to acknowledge good music post early 1990s, you will sing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Put_You...Eyes_Could_See

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Originally Posted by Peegee

btw julie - singing a song you are good at is not the point of this. If that were the case I would sing 'love me tender' by Elvis and kick y'all asses.

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Now now, that's the rules for the second stage in the competition. Everyone got to pick their first song.

Sing what you want.

In response to DD's post about how bad I sing: I listened to it again and damn was he right! I totally thought some of it was good while I was singing it, but there was not a real note in that entire song. xD

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Originally Posted by Peegee

btw julie - singing a song you are good at is not the point of this. If that were the case I would sing 'love me tender' by Elvis and kick y'all asses.

Go sing some busta rhymes.

edit - btw since I refuse to acknowledge good music post early 1990s, you will sing Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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That's rapping, not singing. What's wrong with you? :colbert:

And I will sing what I want, ho.

NCG and Noodles will not be eligible for competition but can sing what they like.

*whines*

Thanks, foa! <3

I was feeling a little royal and decided to butcher this song. :monster:

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails

EDIT: I've been informed there may be feedback, listen softly or some trout.

I got bored so I made this

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38564339/Bein%20Green.wav

Hopefully we can move onto Round 3 soon.

If we can break this goddamn five way tie we can.

Do we need to have a single person be third?

Just make them do a new song for the tiebreaker then.

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Just make them do a new song for the tiebreaker then.

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Oh god not another week of twiddling my thumb.

If it's for kicking someone out of the comp, I'll not continue for next round as I'm still constantly coughing after a bout of flu.

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If it's for kicking someone out of the comp, I'll not continue for next round as I'm still constantly coughing after a bout of flu.

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No, no, no, no. That means you have to be in the next round.

It's really something I don't want to encourage. It's not what I would call an enjoyable experience!

I'm with sharky.

I could have voted for basically anybody to break the tie and have this continue. Instead, I vote for the leader. Goddammit xD

ahhh this will never end!

Vote for me and I will sure to entertain you.

I voted. Do I get a sticker?

Thanks! I owe you one!

lol somebody voted for BoB. Such sadism.

Alright, I'm calling it. Next assignments will go out tonight.

more more vote! make this end!

edit yaaaaaaay

Make up your mind, EoFF. :p

Eep, I forgot to post this after Jules. Stupid song choice....I ran out of breath quite a few times >_>

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40529396/blah.wma

I love it.