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What is your favorite profanity? :kakapo:

Ugh, there are just too many to pick! I've been sitting in this thread for two minutes!

I'm in the same predicament as Shlup.

MF

Seriously, nothing beats f**k. It was obviously created with ultimate anger, capacity for maximum insult, and speaker satisfaction in mind.

And smurf you if you don't think so.

I pretty much never swear.

I'm not lying, ask Hux. He knows it's serious business when I do because I only do it like, once a month.

Nothing against it, I just never, ever got into the habit in the first place. *shrug*

I'm kinda in the same boat as Pike. But don't get me wrong, I do swear, just not as often as some do. I don't make it a habit for me to swear constantly, but I guess I do have a favorite, and that would be...

$#%#%^

DAAAAAAAAAMMN!!!!

I think this clip makes it quite clear. NSFW, naughty language of course.
jay and silent bob - smurf smurf - YouTube

What is it Debra says again...?

I dunno. I kind of get inventive on occasions and although not as offensive for the most part, things like "donkeycock" and whatnot tend to be more fun for me. The 'regular swear words' I either use too casually to really have much meaning, or when I do give them their appropriate meaning it's when I'm angry and I don't like to be angry so I don't associate with such words positively.

Dicktrout

Mine is trout because it's just as versatile as smurf but easier to say under your breath. You just sound like you're shushing someone. I also like merde (so?) which is the french version.

Speaking of French cusses, I'm partial to "SACRE BLEU!!"

Oh, if we're going foreign, my time in Germany left me with the wonderful profanity that is "Heilige Scheiße!"

I don't like swearing, all swear words just have such a harsh sound. I prefer using them when I really mean it, or for stuff like "That's a trout load of potatoes!" for emphasis.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I dunno. I kind of get inventive on occasions and although not as offensive for the most part, things like "donkeycock" and whatnot tend to be more fun for me. The 'regular swear words' I either use too casually to really have much meaning, or when I do give them their appropriate meaning it's when I'm angry and I don't like to be angry so I don't associate with such words positively.

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omg I love donkeycock! I'm taking it. :D



edit: I'd better clarify... I love THE WORD. :mad:

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Originally Posted by Justy

omg I love donkeycock! I'm taking it. :D

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

What is it Debra says again...?

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Deb is my favorite swearer.

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What is it Debra says again...?

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Deb is my favorite swearer.

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I'm a big fan of "HOLY FRANKENsmurf" from a few weeks ago.

I always enjoyed the word piss... more for it's versatility than anything else...

"I'm going for a piss" - I will be urinating very soon
"I'm pissed" (English) - I am very drunk
"I'm pissed" (American) - I am really quite upset
"That was piss easy!" - That was not very difficult
"This tastes like a warm cup of piss!" - I will never again buy Fosters

It's in albanian : Vari karin (as in car), literally means hang/pend a dick on it, but is mainly used as whatever.

- Hey how did you do on your test?
- Vari karin.

I use trout a lot irl too.

I say bastard a lot.

Just wanted to add whore. Whore often times replaces bitch in my swear word lexicon ("son of a whore" etc.)

I like taking words that are super obscene and mixing them with pastry, dessert, baking, etc. items.

You SMURFWAFFLE. Oh, that -Colorfuldepictionoffemaleanatomy-muffin! Those are my favorite kind.

Another good one is :bou::bou::bou::bou:. It sounds so harsh.

EDIT: Figures it would be censored. xD Four letter word for female anatomy, rhymes with hunt.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Another good one is :bou::bou::bou::bou:. It sounds so harsh.

EDIT: Figures it would be censored. xD Four letter word for female anatomy, rhymes with hunt.

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runt?

I don't have an extensive swearing vocab. I do swear, but it's like, vanilla swears. Am I fail ?

slightly unrelated but I have no qualms saying the 'n word', but only when it's relevant.

Like if you insist on calling people black.

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Another good one is :bou::bou::bou::bou:. It sounds so harsh.

EDIT: Figures it would be censored. xD Four letter word for female anatomy, rhymes with hunt.

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runt?

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Yes.

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Another good one is :bou::bou::bou::bou:. It sounds so harsh.

EDIT: Figures it would be censored. xD Four letter word for female anatomy, rhymes with hunt.

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runt?

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Yes.

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I'm fat.

I know.

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I know.

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I'm so fat, I'm everywhere.

Seriously stop smurfing derailing every godddamn thread here.

PG and NGC, pretend Justy didn't say that because modwhorning is against the rules. But pretend that I did say it.

smurf is my favourite swear word. As in, shut the smurf up Julian and PG.

I know they already got told off twice, but mine was contextually relevant.

Bitches.

That's relevant in a swear thread, right?

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this.

*snip*

[jiro]DODGING THE SWEAR FILTER IS NOT smurfING ACCEPTABLE MR NCG. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY smurfS YOU DO OR DO NOT GIVE BECAUSE I GIVE A NUMBER THAT IS PLUS OR MINUS THREE, DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY WE'RE GOING. I like the macro though bro. - J[/jiro]

Calling someone a Twat is my new fav insult.

I like smurf, I like smurfing, I like smurfin' and mothersmurfing.

I like tit, plural. Two of them. Big ones.

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Calling someone a Twat is my new fav insult.

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This, whore, and smurf are my favorites.

Twat is also a favourite. I also like saying bollocks. I'm trying to find comical and entertaining alternatives to swearing because that way I don't offend people.

but offending people is half the fun :eek:

I will swear at someone if I want to directly offend them but I'm worried about accidental misfire and having an angry old lady throw her handbag at me and tell me I'm what's wrong with youth today.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like tit, plural. Two of them. Big ones.

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I like how this works both with and without the filter.

I'm so dim... I only realized why the middle finger means "FU" a few months ago when I saw a film depicting a man making the gesture at a woman... his hand was at waist height. So, yeah, he was basically "signing" that he wanted to "give her the finger"... I suppose I probably could have found that information on wikipedia if I had been interested..?

f*** will never cease to be profane. $#!+ is gaining enough popularity on television (even "family" television) that it may even stop being auto-corrected here at EYESON... eventually. C is harsh. Why is it that people commonly say MF but nobody says PF? Or DF? Or FF? Why SF or BF? I may understand the last three could be mistaken for Final Fantasy, San Fran, and Best Friend...

In a few years, profanity will be seen as an overrated form of self-expression and adolescent rebellion which has little or nothing to do with the freedom of speech. I've never approved of people like Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) who use f*** for every other word in their speech pattern, not because their language is disgusting but because they're simply substituting "um" with "f***" so you have no choice but to acknowledge that this person speaking is an idiot beyond repair.

... ... What was I saying?

Profanity isn't going anywhere, dude. Profanity serves a specific linguistic purpose.