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Blatantly stolen topic but...
If you had a choice between being able to have sex with anyone you want at any time, or walking on the moon once, which would you choose?
I choose the moon, of course. I would choose walking on the moon over a lot of things.
I chose sex, but not for what you think. I can be naked with sex, not on the moon.
If nudity was acceptable on the moon, I would most likely choose that.
sex camel chooses the moon.
The moon. I already have sex with anyone I want. :smug:
Moon obv. Even if it was with Julian. Maybe we could go to the moon together! How romantic :)
I don't think there are any laws against nudity on the moon. You could be the first to moon from the moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Something about that first choice gives off a vibe of omnipotent rape, so I'm going with the moon.
Fun fact: I accidentally typo'd the word 'choice' as 'rape' when I was writing this the first time through.
How about sex on the moon? http://cacktales.com/wp-content/uplo...fat-chicks.jpg
sex. don't be silly.
Sex. Why the smurf would I want to go to the moon by myself?
Give me some companions and/or Mars or another planet and I'll reconsider.
Well, yeah, but there's the whole not being able to breath thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuackI don't think there are any laws against nudity on the moon. You could be the first to moon from the moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
The moon is scary. But I don't want like, rape powers or anything. I don't know :confused:
I would choose sex. Because then I could choose to have sex with one of the people who chose the moon during their moon walk. HA! Or if doing that just teleports them from the moon to me rather than vice versa i can have sex with some high level nasa executives and blackmail them to get my moon trip
This is like, the hardest question anyone has ever asked on EoFF. I'm torn. :(
Edit: Can it be like... any sex? Can I get as freaky as I want to?
Sex. Sexsexsex.
Julian, if I offered you another planet but it was my choice a complete mystery selection on your part what would your answer be then?
I'd be tempted by the sex but I don't need it I mean, I can go out to a club and meet a girl I'd like to sleep with very easily. Whats more, I could reasonably expect to get said girl in to bed and without the aid of drugs or force.
So a trip to the moon? Ok sounds pretty cool to me so long as we get to make some major experiments on interstellar propulsion systems out there, chiefly the idea of putting a nuclear reactor in space (this would be needed if we ever seriously intended to get the power to fuel a propulsion system powerful enough to get a ship to go to it's target destination. Then if we actually make a breakthrough I would ask for my rightful (as the person responsible for the breakthrough) place on said mission.
Spaceflight has some kind of ridiculous fatality rate and that's without lunar EVAs. I'll hedge my bets and make hot steamy love to Anne Widdecombe.
you talk a lot of s...mack for somebody who hasn't smurfed the first lady. can you game mrs obamers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
It's enough to tickle my fancy. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.
toss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodIt's enough to tickle my fancy. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.
how many planets are people friendly? like 2?
Rostrum my boy, if you can imagine it, you can do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rostum
plus she said at any time so you could like suprise teleport to someone when they are like in school (weirdo) or something
Sex. I would smurf every single member of this website, repeatedly and painfully, until your spirits were broken. And you would know me as your Emperor.
OK, lets think about this logically. Out of the last three men to walk on the moon, there are only two still alive... they are both currently hurtling towards death at around 20'000 miles per hour... as they are both well into their seventies.
I, myself, am only a meager 31 years old and would become the only man in about 40 years to have walked on our only moon. I am also at an age where I am physically able to exploit my new-found status by regaling my incredible story with lots of impressionable, young females... then having sex with them.
In other words... I would choose the moon every time... just so that I can have sex with whoever I want.
I was all prepared for this to be an easy choice from the title, but then you said sex with anyone I want at any time. I'm sure I could think of a lot of people I'd like to have sex with. Certainly enough that that would come in handy.
It's a tough call. When we're just talking the moon I might have to go with the sex. Make it Jupiter and my answer would probably change.
Though it'd be nice if moon sex was an option here.
did you know that actually more than 10 people hve been on the moonQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
Of course, I think it's 12 isn't it? I was just referring to the last mission to the moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
My point is that all of these men are in their seventies... so I think it would be very difficult for them to sustain an erection for a prolonged period of time... even with medical help.
This would mean that all the females who are hungry for "moon-walking astronauts" can only be satisfied by one man.
Me.
It's cold on the moon. The bed is warmer.
You're a smurfing tosser. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeetoss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodIt's enough to tickle my fancy. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.
how many planets are people friendly? like 2?
The army would go to the moon because
they
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpr...memes-porn.jpg
The worse you got the more some people would appreciate it. @ Paul. Wtf multi quote.
No one said it had to be a planet in this solar system.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegeetoss that tosser (you) on venus. god you jokers are lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodIt's enough to tickle my fancy. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Seriously though, I don't know if you'd be a dick and just choose a gas giant so I fall toward the center until I'm crushed by gravity or something. If you guaranteed me it'd be a planet with actual land mass, we could certainly talk.
how many planets are people friendly? like 2?
I'm going to move to the moon. So is Huxley.
(SPOILER)So why worry about this choice when I'll just have 'em both /smug
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Moon's dumb. Let's make every time sexy time.
I'd have sex with the moon.
But seriously, I'd walk on the moon. I'm already having sex with everyone I want to have sex with.
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Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt
.... Emma Watson?
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The moon of course! I'll be one step closer to being a space pirate!
ah.. well seeing as there's not much to do these days on the moon, I choose sex.
Many sexings versus one moon walk? No contest. Now if it was many sexings versus many moon walks, that would be a dilemma.
Oh god, do you know how long it took to find someone with whom I could have sex? There is no way I am giving that up, nuh-uh.
who says all this sex will be any good? For example, I know Shlup would be cold and distant, and what's the point of that? At least the moon is supposed to be cold and distant.
Any guy who voted for the moon is just trying to impress some girl on this site by showing he's not a pervert.
Sex with... Well you know who you are.
Cheater. Winning cheater.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Side note: I had that poster.
what is that from?
.... Really HC? I worry about the younger generation. First a kid tells me he doesn't know what DBZ is and now this?! *grumble* :mad:
Someone didn't know about Dean B. Zelinsky guitars? For shame.
i watched pikamons before it was cool
Man, that is actually a pretty hard choice. I'd probably go for the moon, though... Or wait, maybe not. Ugh, this is harrrrd!
.... sigh, okay. The moon! Because let's face it, I'm never gonna be an astronaut anyway, so.
So if I choose the moon, does that mean I can still sometimes have sex with people I don't really want to have sex with? B/c that would be good enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Your hand doesn't count Quin my boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt
I disagree. I doubt there is anything I could ever do to convince the girls of EOFF of anything but the fact that I'm a twisted, perverse, vainglorious man. (SPOILER) but they know they'd secretly be interested in knowing how good I truly am :P So even voting for the moon wouldn't save me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I actually would, in all seriousness, choose the moon.
Congratulations: you are not a man.
Lmao. This is actually hilarious. But not surprising. I already knew most of you were weird perverts.
Like you wouldn't choose the boning. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
You just say that because I have a baby. (;Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodLike you wouldn't choose the boning. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Yes, yes I do. :monster:
:monster:
Sure is electronic sexual tension in here
*fap fap fap*
:colbert:
/smug
Hurr. :roll2
It seems like every time I check the poll, the leader changes. Last time sex was winning, now the moon.
Haha, shion's the only girl who picked sex.
Damn straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
What the heck would I wanna do on the moon?
Stop pretending like you nerds wouldn't get down with the humping.
I would love to go to the moon! Hell, I would just love a chance to go off-planet in general.
And I'm married so I already have as much sex as I want.
Lol. I dunno... sex isn't important to me. But having it with anyone I want might be another story... :monster: