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I would buy some patches of land around England and Scotland, and erect giant structures as high as they could go in all of them. I would do this purely for the entertainment it would give me as flight patterns would change everywhere.
What would you do with a smurftonne of cash?
Example of a terrible answer, by a terrible man:
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Originally Posted by Peegee
ITT: L-O-D-S-OF-E-M-O-N-E
Anyways I'd buy an airport and/or a private jet, for starters. Then a bunch of arcade machines.
i'm boring
anything below one million dollars will just be invested after immediate debts are paid off. I'll also set aside as close to 5000$ as possible as emergency fund. The rest will go into retirement fund. With the added freedom I will just continue my existing lifestyle of traveling to visit eoffers once a year.
Anything more than one million dollars I might consider keeping for brainless spending or sharing with friends. for example if I somehow came across 5 million dollars I would split a chunk of it with my family.
However regardless, as long as I had that much money I would have to disappear. I can hide having a million dollars. I can't hide having a million dollars of liquid capital.
This is unacceptable, Mr. Chan.
I would command planes to fly into all your structures, destroying them.
you are a terrible person and are single handedly causing worldwide economic depression.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Topham Hatt
i bid you good day sir and wish swift agony to your pikamons.
Terrorist.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Damn straight.
I would spend the money forming a Justice League sort of deal to counter the terrorist organization ran by Julian.
I'd buy myself a peerage, after all isn't that how this country works?
As a Lord I'd make it my solemn duty to get in to as much public scandal as possible whilst owning all the tabloids so that they'd only report good things about me. Undoubtedbly this would conspire in the public's eye to make me prime minister. I would then re-introduce the punishment of exile and ban whoever I didn't like starting with any and all members of the BNP or UKIP because it'd be hysterically funny to see these slow, stupid racist idiots go "but what do we call ourselves? We're banished from the UK!"
I'd also turn 11 Downing Street in to a strip club because I could and for no other reasons.
I'd hire Christopher Nolan to direct a porno.
This may seem a bit, well, silly to some of you, but uh... I've always wanted to have... a friend. :shobon: I mean I've tried to get some of you fine people to be my friends but you all think of me as a weirdo and a loser and y'know what? That's fine. I get it. Can't win 'em all, eh? Ha ha ha! :hahaha: But just once in my life it'd be nice to have a friend. :) I might get a bit crazy with it and buy like, two, three, maybe even four friends if I really wanted to push the boat out. I'll see how I go with one friend first though, 'cause it might be a lot of work.
In our defence, Paul, you are a weirdo and a loser. That's why I'm yourloverfriend.
Ah, ooh. This is awkward. Yeah, I know I said I wanted to make friends, but uh... I didn't mean with you. I mean, don't get me wrong, you're a... person... that I know... but uh... what I'm trying to say is that you're a degenerate apple licker who most likely has intercourse with tractors. Nothing personal.
Sometimes we just cuddle. Brum brum....
beggars can't be choosers Paul. now do you want to have a chav as a friend or not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'll be your friend. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You don't even have to pay me. :D
This is cheesy as hell but if I came into a troutload of money I'd pay off debts, set my family and close friends up good, do a little travelling...
And then I'd open up a blues dive on the outskirts of town back in the country. I'd give it a capacity, a great bar, a little kitchen and use a whooooole lotta cash to attract my first few acts. The rest would hopefully fall in line.
And I'd work the bar everyday. It would be great. I really want to do this now. Thanks for giving me a dream that'll NEVER COME TRUE, Quinn.
i would buy eoff and change the banner to a pic of my donger
Lawls. You would, pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
Antonio Banderas.
Pay off my student loan, and then go back to school and only take classes that I find interesting!
I'd be all boring and responsible and buy a really nice apartment. I'd also buy myself a bunch of crap - but awesome crap, for sure!
Oh, and travel like a madman!
EoFF Town
Where EoFFers will live
If you are an EoFFer, you will live there
If you don't, I will pay someone to kill you
Money money money
I'd buy a date.
For... er, a friend. Obviously. :shifty:
Jesus, Daniel.
YOU WILL LIVE THERE! :D WE CAN HANG OUT!!!!! ^______^
You just became the most scary member here. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
*hug!*
This is what I would do. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Wait I would actually seriously consider moving to EoFF Town
And then no one would see me because I'd stay in my room the entire time just like I do now, but at least I could always look out my window for some entertainment
I'd go, just because I'm sure it has to be better than living where I live.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
But I'd still be afraid.
Hanging out in your room is entirely acceptable, and let's face it, we're all gamers so we'll have loads of options for people to invite over for gaming marathons or whatever.
I mean, "If I had enough money" means I have unlimited money, so I'm sure we can pay for all the things that would make the place even cooler. We could get SE to move it's headquarters there, and any other devs we like, and hang out with all our gaming idols or whatever. And we can just ban people if we want to evict them. And we can have a massive Drunk Tank building/area for alcololfests. Or something. And uhm, uhm, uhm... stuff! Maybe we can genetically engineer chocobos out of ostriches and chickens.
Yes. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
eoff town would be like a small south usa town where everybody had small cliques and were racist/judgemental. it's true.
Only if EoFF Town has an In n' Out and good Mexican food.
(inb4 I make the Mexican food)
uhm pretty awkward and i cant get into specifics but if you let me into eoff town im not allowed to live near schools. thansk
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Once you go Mexican, your asshole catches fire. Or something. Still good eatin'.
EoFF Town Shmeoff Town
IMAGINE THIS
A giant SPACE STATION in SPACE
Just like a TROPICAL ISLAND
EoFF Island Adventures, IN SPACE
I will also kill anyone who doesn't live there. You cannot taint our purity.
If we live in BoB's town, you kill us. If we live in your space station, BoB kills us. :(
I'll kill BoB. Problem solved.
Then nothing stands in my way of becoming Loony BoB.
So are you going to give me a video game too? :monster:
Anybody else get the impression that BoB's been thinking about this for a long smurfing time?
When Loony BoB's the CEO of SE...
Oh and btw, you can't become Loony BoB, you fool. Loony BoB becomes you. Or, perhaps more accurately, Loony BoB absorbs you into himself, and there's just more BoB, less you. Where do you think all the really cool EoFFers disappear to?
Errr how about we combine the two, make a massive space station and put a town inside of it, we'll put a massive LED screen on the ceiling to simulate the sky. It could work?
Also, Julian I don't care that you're saying you won't be making the mexican food, as the only mexican present you'll be making it either way.
As for the entertainment of Pike...guess that means me and Paul trolling people in real life, this has happenedoncemany times before, it also resulted in me jumping on my sofa and teabagging Paul.
Edit: fixed.
Dammit, chio, I swear I told you to stop revealing my secrets. *absorbs you*
Even more reason for me to kill him and steal his secrets.
You can smurf right off if you think I'm cooking for you lot. I will make another Mexican to stay away from the smurfing kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
I wouldn't trust a real mexican making mexican food anyway.
QFT. While you're in the bathroom violently releasing the food back into the wild (because it's still alive) he's stealing your trout and giving it to your mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I'm sure eofftown has a garden or a pool for him to clean.
I opted for town over spacestation because of the restrictions that spacestations give you (with today's technology, anyway). Also, I love nature too much. Maybe if there were natural beaches on the spacestation... somehow.
You don't have to explain yourself BoB, it's a good choice. Nature is win.
To do so, you'd have to make babies. And let's face it, you're not well equipped for that. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou can smurf right off if you think I'm cooking for you lot. I will make another Mexican to stay away from the smurfing kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
HURR HURR HURR.
Yeah, but you are. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NikkiTo do so, you'd have to make babies. And let's face it, you're not well equipped for that. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou can smurf right off if you think I'm cooking for you lot. I will make another Mexican to stay away from the smurfing kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
HURR HURR HURR.
Also, I meant of out clay and dirt.
out of*?
I was so right.
The Nikki & NCG hook up. It's happenin.
Yes, out of. And sure it is. :p
Oh god. Are people really voting for us? xDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by chionos
Julian: Shut up. /smug
And they called it slutty looooo-o-o-ove
Guess it's better than a ho
Running the hard streets just for change
And the crotch lice, there they go
And they called it slutty looooo-o-o-ove
Just because you're on your knees
Tell them all to kiss our ass
But honey it hurts when I pee
I cry each night on sheets unclean
Please take away this pain
I don't even post on facebook we're a thing
Cause my friends wouldn't think that I'm sane
Someone help me, help me, help me please
I've hurt my parents enough
How can I, how can I tell them
I've got AIDS from slutty love
Did you just call me a slut? :nonono:
Yes. Yes he did. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Wait, that means he called me a slut, too. D:<<
Not that you mind :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiYes. Yes he did. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Wait, that means he called me a slut, too. D:<<
She'd have a leg to stand on if she hadn't spent the last hour looking at google street view staring at my bedroom window wishing it was in real time.
Hahaha, Slutty McSlutpants.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiYes. Yes he did. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Wait, that means he called me a slut, too. D:<<
smurf you all. /smug
At once? That is slutty.
We've established that we would all spend a lot of money on sluts were we rich. Okay.
What else would you spend money on?
Blow, of course.
I'd make my own theme park.
With blackjack.
And hookers.
I'd go to that theme park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
CAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A SLUTTY MCSLUTPANTS.
You know what? Forget the theme park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Can we just make a kissing booth? With hookers? And blackjack? :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodYou know what? Forget the theme park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Did you just say you wanted to kiss me?
SEE!
See! SEEEEEE!
I was totally right,
nikki and ncg, mlt hook up, it's happening right before our eyes. I'm always right about these things.
Ew, no. /smugQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I dunno what you're talking about, Chionos. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by chionos
I clicked on this thread thinking it was about money, but now I think it's about sluts, I think?
Yeah, it's about Nikki.
Yeah, slut slut sluts. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Apparently so. But it should be about Julie. Since he's the real slut here. (:<Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Get a room, guys :monster:
I stopped already. :colbert:
We have a room. You just happen to be in it. ;3
No, but really. Stop it Julie. :doublecolbert:
I hope you both step on a Lego.
I'm pretty sure Vegas already exists, Pike.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also, don't tell them your name.
Who's getting a room? I'm coming along.
I'm going to Vegas in the summer. :p