The Official Happy 25th of December Thread

I don't care who the smurf you are or what the smurf you believe, the 25th of December had better be a goddamn enjoyable day for you. I mean it. If it's too cold outside then stay the smurf inside, have some cocoa and watch a movie. If not, go down to the park and breathe some fresh air and have a barbecue with friends.

Do something today that is awesome regardless of if it's Christmas or not. If you're worried about traffic or "oh no it'll be busy" then okay. That's pretty weak but it just means that YOU OWE ME ONE (1) AWESOME DAY. Do it or I swear I will punch you in the ass.

Yet another Christmas brunch.

I only pretend to eat, so people will stop asking me if I am anorexic.

If you're pretending to eat, does that mean you are? :eek: Food is like my favourite thing ever so I make sure to eat so much I die. As per the poll.

I try to force healthier dishes on people, only to be mocked.

Somehow, people seem to believe that mashed potatoes is not mashed potatoes unless it is overflowed with butter... WRONG. If you must, at least use I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter.

Don't even get me started on turkey filling.

Presents!!!

Im sick of all this political correctness. We all know 25th of December is Boxing Day Eve!

Where's the "Snuggle with Jiro" option?

I'm going to open my three presents and then play videogames. Later I'm going to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie with my dad and brother. Then I'm going to play more videogames.

play videogames with my kids... we grief each other in my minecraft server. Mooshroons go kaboom! :D

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I just want presents.

And then I'm cooking dinner for my grandparents.

My mom and sister are mildly retarded and going to some crazy midnight church service tonight with all the other whackos, so we're going to open presents late tonight. Which is great for me, because I resent being woken up before 11 AM on vacation. Then tomorrow we're going to see Sherlock Holmes.

Although I kind of want to do nothing now just so Jiro will touch my ass.

I voted for several options because I plan on doing lots. So that's for you, Dak.

I approve of Sherlock Holmes being the Christmas movie of choice.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Although I kind of want to do nothing now just so Jiro will touch my ass.

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Well I haven't bought you a Christmas present yet...

Happy Christmas to all you filthy animals! Dinner is coming along nicely and all the presents were opened, very happy I have to say. :spin:

Girlfriend is spending time with her family.
I hate her family almost as much as I hate my family.
Therefore, I am spending Christmas with my cats.

On Eve, I went to my boyfriend's and got drunk and tried to cope with Italian Christmas Eve, which is notoriously a giant seafood fest.

On Christmas, everyone came to my house, so I just hung out. I got lots of wonderful gifts. I received a wonderful new mini-wardrobe of clothes, because nothing was fitting me anymore, because I've dropped 20 lbs since June. I got my much needed Dunkin Donuts gift card. I especially love this gorgeous Chinese teaset that my friend got me from Teavana.

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Originally Posted by Chris

I try to force healthier dishes on people, only to be mocked.

Somehow, people seem to believe that mashed potatoes is not mashed potatoes unless it is overflowed with butter... WRONG. If you must, at least use I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter.

Don't even get me started on turkey filling.

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Damn those guys need to stop forcing unhealthy dishes on people

Chris that stuff is worse for you than regular butter. Helloooooo trans fats.

Butter vs. Margarine: The Winner Is...

Who gives a crap? Mashed potatoes are mashed potatoes.