I blame gay marriage

I posted this on Facebook, but I figured this could also make a good topic. US Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch recently ruined her marriage by having an affair. Koch was one of a number of Republicans who recently supported a constitutional amendment to define "marriage" as between only one man and one woman in order to protect the institution of marriage.

In response to Koch's marriage falling apart, a self-appointed representative of the gay community did the right thing and issued a public apology for ruining her marriage. Obviously all the gay love is responsible for destroying her marriage.

So thread topic: what else is the fault of gay marriage? Your parents' divorce? The crime rate? Firefly being cancelled? I'm sure once you start thinking about it, you'll realize that the gays are responsible for many of society's ills.

heh heh her name is koch :hahaha:

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So thread topic: what else is the fault of gay marriage?

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OBAMACARE

I met dignified pauper but he was a guy so I didn't get laid.

I blame gays for not being boyfriendless girls who want to have sex

Gay marriage broke my finger.

If gaydom didn't exist we would have hoverboards by now. Homoism started in the sixties, because of rock and roll music, and as a consequence scientists became less concerned with advancing the proper human race and more concerned with bumming.

I blame gays for Quin.

I was spawned from the buttocks of a giant queen.

I was going to blame gay marriage for Loony BoB, but that was probably the result of inbreeding.

... along with the rest of New Zealand.

I blame gay lovin' on the Spartans loss at the battle of Thermopylae.
They were just so distracted by each other they let the Persians get behind them :(

The gays converted me to gaiety. Homsex for everyone!

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I blame gay lovin' on the Spartans loss at the battle of Thermopylae.
They were just so distracted by each other they let the Persians get behind them :(

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I think they were so busy getting behind each other, they didn't notice the Persians at all.

It's with all these fags around here, givin' each other pearl necklaces, rimjobs, and sodomizin' one another, that's why you constantly have the feeling while you're on this board that a nice, long-fingered hand is squeezing the girl out of your ass and probing you.

I blame homosexuality for the rise in homosexuality. It's corrupting the homosexual community with its gayness.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took a gay marriage to the knee.

I blame gay marriage for pisshole memes.

This guy getting recognition for his "contributions" to society is because of gay marriage.

If we were more concerned about what exactly constituted a marriage than putting bands on homosexuals, we would not be in this mess.

My butt hurts and there's a guy to the left of me in my bed. I blame gay marriage.

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My butt hurts and there's a guy to the left of me in my bed. I blame gay marriage.

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I said keep it a secret. God.

Gay marriage is more dangerous than terrorism. The Oklahoma State Legislature told me so.

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Gay marriage is more dangerous than terrorism. The Oklahoma State Legislature told me so.

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I feel like I'm too close to Oklahoma. Hopefully Texas will break off from the rest of the US soon and we can govern ourselves. Without having to deal with that trout SOPA.

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Gay marriage is more dangerous than terrorism. The Oklahoma State Legislature told me so.

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And then she compared homosexuality to cancer.

what

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Gay marriage is more dangerous than terrorism. The Oklahoma State Legislature told me so.

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And then she compared homosexuality to cancer.

what

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Homosexuality is the cancer killing /b/.

Pool's closed.

its over 9000 shoop da whoop u mad bro fffuu epic fail

The internet is so unique and funny!!!

Did someone say 4chan in here? No. No this will cease.

Do people seriously still go to /b/?

Isn't 4chan just for porn? What the hell is /b/?

I blame the gays for 4chan.

i think this is the best thing harle has ever sad

Oh smurf off. :colbert:

Okay so that was a bit of a low blow. I'm sorry Stiltzquin you didn't deserve that.

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Do people seriously still go to /b/?

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Is there still a /b/?

I'm pretty sure /b/, or some equivalent, will always be around. The deep underbelly of the internet can never be destroyed.

I do not think it is very deep; the gross and unpleasant side of the Internet is easily found all around you. It merely takes you realizing it is there: http://skepchick.org/2011/12/reddit-...hate-atheists/

This one, I am not going to blame gay marriage; this is all of us not speaking up when someone horrible proceeds to stomp all over others in the most inappropriate ways or participating in it.

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I'm pretty sure /b/, or some equivalent, will always be around. The deep underbelly of the internet can never be destroyed.

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>thinks /b/ is the deep underbelly of the internet
>newfag

>greentexting outside of 4chan
>using the term newfag
>the year of Our Lord two thousand and twenty twelve

ISHYGDDT




(SPOILER)I am a terrible person.

If marriage can only be between one man and one woman, why would republicans be against gay marriage? It becomes oxymoronic.

I claim that gay marriage is the reason the marriage tax laws have not been fixed yet. These are, in turn, some of the only sound reasons against the proposal of gay marriage.

Outside of that, I definitely blame Ellen's prolonged career on Gay Marriage.

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I'm pretty sure /b/, or some equivalent, will always be around. The deep underbelly of the internet can never be destroyed.

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>thinks /b/ is the deep underbelly of the internet
>newfag

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>not getting how greentext options work
>2012

Get this 4chan bullsh*t out of my face.

I witnessed a gay marriage once. My eyesight has deteriorated ever since, need I say more?

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I hate to contribute to conversation regarding meme cesspools, but Jesus, what a freaking whiner.

"Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it’s the death knell of this country"

I'm guessing her studies did not extend to ancient greece.

I blame homosexuality for people assuming I'm gay.

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Though I'm against the idea of assaulting children (a sentence I never thought I'd have to say outside of court), the doppler effect one was bloody genius.

"I'd go at that so hard, my entire body would appear blue on approach."
GENIUS

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Though I'm against the idea of assaulting children (a sentence I never thought I'd have to say outside of court), the doppler effect one was bloody genius.

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That was smurfing brilliant! I don't know what the author's problem is.

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Though I'm against the idea of assaulting children

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Why?

There's no challenge in it.

You're wrong. The challenge is properly allotting your fury to strike with precision, accuracy, and rightly-timed attempted manslaughter.

Thanks for being crude, gross, and general embarrassments to humanity; point proven.

Are you implying that Quin and I are having anal sex and marrying?

If you are, then you're completely full of trout. We had anal sex and then a wedding, but the sex has completely dried up due to marriage sucking the life out of you more effectively than a particularly dense intellect.