I have a date.
/smug
With a cute girl named Lyric, tomorrow I am going to take her to a nice Italian Restaurant and to an opera house to see the nutcracker.
I have high hopes for this one, so keep your fingers crossed!
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I have a date.
/smug
With a cute girl named Lyric, tomorrow I am going to take her to a nice Italian Restaurant and to an opera house to see the nutcracker.
I have high hopes for this one, so keep your fingers crossed!
Hypo is a goddamn gentleman.
What? HC has a date? No smurfing way. This is a test, right?
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Lyric is an awesome name. Don't choke.
Are her parents' names Chorus and Bridge?
Her sister Melody and brothers Rhythm and Stave are very protective.
Her cousin Tempo is a jerk.
Her uncle, Odd Time Signature, is a pretentious cock.
You brilliant bastards.
Every Christmas he gets drunk and rants in 13/8Quote:
Originally Posted by Genji
And Tremolo is such a pain in the ass. Every year at Christmas he comes in corpse paint, shrieks about burning churches, and complains about sell-outs like some kind of horrible sycophant.
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Good luck on your date, HC.
Hope it goes well for you, HC!
Thought I'd be one of the first to post a normal message... plus all the good musical related names had already gone.
Way to be supportive you dicks :grumble:
EDIT: obviously not aimed at the non dickish people who are being supportive. right yeah right
You're taking a girl on a first date to an Italian restaurant and a ballet? I'm not as much of an expert on women like popular forums members Iceglow and NorthernChaosGod who are undoubtedly masters of this art, but from what I do know, that is not a good move. You need to wait until you've been out with her a few times. Hell, maybe even in a relationship. You then use these two activities to earn blow job points.
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And her other uncle is Costanza.Quote:
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Cause, you know. Stanza.
...I tried, okay?
Haha, is her first cousin twice removed called Philip? HAHAHAHAFUNNYHAHAHA.
Anyway, impossible though it may be, if it's true he's definitely getting laid. Chicks dig food.
Something said, not good...
@NCG: we've been seeing each other for a few months now, this is just our first official date without someone else tagging along.
Yeah - I was going to ask why you are taking a date to a restaurant and a play if it (sounds like) your first date. Sounds awesome. My advice (if anything) is to dress really well. If you have time tailor your dinner jacket and slacks, and pay one of those mall guise to spit shine your shoe.
I finally got my shoe shined at the airport and it's hella worth it
The last time I hung out with a girl I just invited myself into her apartment after watching this with her.
I mean wait, am I a touchless, kissless, hand-hold-less virgin on EoFF as well? Whatever.
What does a girl look like guise?
did you watch it in cinema pg cause thats a long itme ago
Make sure to continuously bring up that you are a well-known and respected member on a Final Fantasy Internet forum going on 4,000 posts.
No it was on DVD. I love that movie up until this scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Then it's boring.
Yeah! You're nailing me! Cool!
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I think you mean Paul, but I was concerned too. :p You're going to have to live up to this standard if things go well. So, good luck with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
oops, I meant Paul, I just assumed it was you. sorry. Bro-hoof?
Mistaking me for Julian?
I am pretty sure that's a bannable offence, son.
I already apologized to him, I know it wasn't fair of me to accuse him, but what are you going on about?
Apologised to him?! Oh HC you're just digging that hole deeper and deeper.
Bro-hoof, HC. /smug
That's a good way to get in Treble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Next music pun that happens gets drunk tanked unless it's really clever and makes me laugh.
Looks like someone needs a fermata.
She's serious, you guys. If you all don't see sharp you'll be flat.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
As I am not a virtuoso like Steve or Jules I'm afraid I have no wisdom to impart regarding the Mozart of dating, but I wish you the best of luck, hopefully you two will find you get on in harmony.
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These are the puns I was looking for. Move along, move along.Quote:
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Julian, however... well, if Megan doesn't I will. :|
If you're taking her to the Ballet and to a meal it's a sure fire way to get her performing like a soprano later in the evening, maybe with a little jools holland on in the background. It's smooth alright, smoother than Diana Krall. Though maybe you ought to watch out for her dad Sonnet, he'll probably be sitting on the porch out front with a shotgun casually cleaning it when you get home like all these country fools do.
She already did. :pQuote:
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in your wet dreams last night maybe.Quote:
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Why would I dream about being drunk tanked? :confused:
Hypo, you may have been better off playing the charming poor boy to raise intrigue in the lady. Even if you can afford what you're doing now. It creates an illusion of financial and dispositional growth once you finally take her out to a classy meal and evening.
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And her other uncle is Costanza.Quote:
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Cause, you know. Stanza.
...I tried, okay?
Don't fret, just tune it out. If such minor annoyances diminished your day it would be a major disapointmentQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
(SPOILER)staccato
edit: Also good luck on your date an everything
There I ended the post on agoodhigh note
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Waltz wrong, foa? Losing your tempo?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
That was nice. I have to admit it.
I would join in game of beating the dead horse, but musical puns aren't really my forte... they all fall flat.
-gags-
Congratulations Hypo, we're all very much proud of you... if all the puns threw you off at all.
All of you look at bm_n and rubah. And then back to yourselves. And then back to bm_n and rubah. That's how you should behave. Batman-esque puns.
If we don't behave, are we going to get in treble?
If we don't tone down the scale of these jokes, I'm worried foa may get violin-t.
What's wrong with a little sax and violins?
I'm watching my Bach.
This thread title should be changed to "stupid classical music puns".
It's so derailed there's no going back.
This thread has indeed been Baroquen. We should stop fiddling around.
We should... but are we?
Pfft no.
You'd best shut up or the mods are going to banjo ass.
I'd probably have more free time if that were to happen ._.
Not that I want it to.
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Originally Posted by TrollHunter
I rechoir you all to refrain from making these terrible puns right this minuet.