I will ride my bike a mile OR eat a scoop of ice cream.
Help me exercise!!!!
Don't make me fat people. Don't make me fat.
Edit: lets make it two miles, that's a lap around campus.
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I will ride my bike a mile OR eat a scoop of ice cream.
Help me exercise!!!!
Don't make me fat people. Don't make me fat.
Edit: lets make it two miles, that's a lap around campus.
Hope you like type 2 diabetes my friend.
8D
I promise not to post in this thread and force you to eat more ice cream, HC.
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Make this one a scoop of Moose Tracks ice cream, bro.
All I can say is...
CONSUME!
(This will be your first lesson...people are bastards.)
Eat up, fatty.
HC is already campaigning for the "most rep received" cookie for the next Ciddies. But instead of a cookie in 6 months, have some ice cream now.
Now eat chocolate chip cookie dough.
Now eat your bicycle.
I didn't say you could choose the flavor.
Ice cream is proof that God exists and he loves us. You're welcome.
Whatever, enjoy being fat then.
Green mint. you guys are trying to kill me with it aren't you.
Yes. /smug
He not only likes the idea of type 2 diabetes he positively loves the idea. Really we should work on this! Help a Cactuar outQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Bwahahaha. This thread is awesome.
EAT EET.
Eat.
Your.
Bicycle.
:smugbert:
I knew I was right about HC.
Yep.
He's gonna get so fat, he's gonna make Psy's momma look skinny!
edit: actually going on the thread title of Paul's lifetime achievement ciddie award then I just cussed grandma....oh well time to fight grandma again..
hahahaha winQuote:
Originally Posted by Stiltzquin
If you record yourself riding the first 10 miles i might be tempted to rep.
And there better be atleast 50% up hill in that ride
I repped and posted. I expect you'll do the right thing and attempt both at the same time.
Godspeed, sir.
I might actually rep if he ate ice cream while riding.
stop repping him and make him eat 50 qts of iced `cream`. do it
No we cannot rep for eating whilst riding alone, he must be eating ice cream riding his bike naked to get rep too!
He's doing this to "lose weight." I don' t think the naked part is a very good idea, Steve.
Not like we're asking for pics or video or anything but think of it, what better incentive to ride faster/harder and thus burn more calories off?
That might have been a good idea if nudity had ever been an option in this endeavor. :|
It always ends in nudity for Steve. It doesn't matter who's naked, as long as somebody is.
I want him to ride his bicycle off a ramp into a giant ice cream cake.
DO IT.
I like Sharky's idea. I want to see this HAPPEN.
We're gonna need a bigger cone
It's ICE CREAM TIME!
We need the EpicMealTime guys to set this up for HC to perform this trick. First, they'll construct a ramp made entirely of meat, which HC will ride his bike to jump off into a wall of bacon and crash into the giant ice cream cake that's beginning to melt. Why? Because it's smurfing smart!
His bike is made of bacon. And dreams.
Earn your reps, HC. Don't whore for them. If you really want people to encourage you to exercise, ask for people to encourage you to exercise.
Reps are sacred.
EDIT: I have fixed your thread title and added a poll for your exercise pleasure.
The idea of being covered in sticky ice cream upsets me. I need to take a personal day.
I need to help foa on her personal day.
You just want to make her more sticky.
Good luck, soldier.
:stare:
yeah, that poll no does work.
No, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Ok so Nikki wants the pics and video and the blu-ray high definition version otherwise it didn't happen. The rest of us will take her word on it.
Edit: she also wants the Michael Bay directed, Christopher Nolan Produced - Epic Meal Time baconator version in 3D.
Yeah, this. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Take 1,000 off the ice cream option to see the 'genuine' number, HC. So far, that's 9 scoops of ice cream and then (going by the two mile change you made) 12 miles on a bike. ...I don't know if that's going to gain or lose you weight, actually. x_x
Obviously, you will need to record yourself doing these two things and then post the videos on EoFF so that we can all give you proper reps.
How did I not see this thread until now?
What a fair and balanced poll.
Bicycle it up HC, on a bike made of Ice Cream preferably.
I think HC should be made to eat all 1000+ scoops of ice cream.
Seven bicycle rides
And a thousand ice cream cones;
When Hypo surely dies,
He'll be all alone.
The Ice Cream Truck, it tried
But to emptiness it was prone,
and none of those seven rides
Will take poor Hypo home.
The thousand scoops is essential it's the vote of all the eoff final fantasy forums section lurkers who never make it to the top sections.
Hypo sure did try,
To stay fit on his own;
He tried to keep his pride,
despite the tumor that had grown.
And this, my friends, is why
Why Hypo died alone.
Of course he'll gain weight, b0b. Bike riding is too efficient a mode of transportation to burn a lot of calories quickly.
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Originally Posted by Iceglow
smurf bike, eat girl, sell pizza.
sell bike, smurf girl, eat pizzaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
in no particular order
I'm loving the poll.
Can I change my vote to eat bicycle? Thanks.
The pizza would be cold by then. Eat pizza, smurf girl, sell bike, buy more pizza. Repeat until there are no more bikes to sell.Quote:
Originally Posted by chionossell bike, smurf girl, eat pizzaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
in no particular order
Cold Pizza > Hot Pizza!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777The pizza would be cold by then. Eat pizza, smurf girl, sell bike, buy more pizza. Repeat until there are no more bikes to sell.Quote:
Originally Posted by chionossell bike, smurf girl, eat pizzaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
in no particular order
Cold and hot pizza are equally good. Reheated pizza, however, is not as good.
You are absolutely right. Reheated pizza smurfing sucks.
Truer words have never been spoken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Actually, as a Pizza expert, I can tell you that if you put your oven on at gas mark 4 and stick the pizza in there for 5-10 minutes it comes out almost as good as new, seeing as I have worked at Pizza Hut for over 4 years I know alot about pizza ^^
That could work. Or you could buy another pizza. After selling the girl. I mean bike. Wait, I think it depends on which one you smurfed.
...What was this thread about originally?
I just figure: if cold pizza is as good as warm pizza, why bother spending time heating it up? :greenie:
Mind blown, better eat some pizza so's I can think clearly again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Why are we limiting the bicycle activities to riding it or eating it? There are other things one can do with a bicycle..
Cause when I heated it up, I was asked to do so by the other people sharing said pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
This is one of the lamest things I have ever read... placed on the sex offenders for getting it on with a bike? would that happen if you got it on with a sex toy? lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Getting it on with objects is common. They have documentaries and crap on it.
I'd link to the YouTube vid of the girl talking about how she wants some carnival ride's "fluids" but I can't be bothered to go look for it at the moment.
Coincidentally (since we have another thread about this at the moment): people are blaming it on gay marriage!
Yeah, some lady actually married the Eiffel Tower. True story.
watQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I bet if you deep fried the bike it would be yummy.
Meowth, that's right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777watQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I wonder if her parents were happy she married outside her race?
This thread is starting to have multiple topics at once.
It's become apparent to me that if Hypo created the thread, the thread is more liable than others to get brutally raped, hi-jacked, or become a 7+ figure orphan.
Generic attention whorish threads tend to do that.
Yeah, this thread didn't actually offer a topic of discussion.
We could just go back to discussing HC being fat.
I will ride all of those miles for him if he mails me his bike. Screw exercise dude, eatbikesice cream.