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Maybe it's the zombie apocalypse. Maybe it's a care bear apocalypse. Maybe it's the for real Apocalypse and the four horsemen are knocking at your door. We have to have a plan.
You have to pick at least one EoFFer to be in your apocalypse survival party and you have to say why.
I would pick theundeadhero because 1) super nice guy 2) super soldier 3) motorcycle.
NO ONE ELSE CAN CALL TUH AHAHAHAHA.
I would pick MILF because the guy is so genre savvy we'd have nothing to worry about. He'd also probably just sit them down and have a chat with and they'd understand his logic and bugger off.
foa.
Because she has tuh.
Psychotic because he can bring all the support I need.
Jiro, because a bouncing rainbow colored sheep would be a great distraction.
Del Murder, because Miriel would kill all kinds of smurfin weak ass zombies to get to him.
sharkythesharkdog, because dogs are good to have in end-of-the-world scenarios.
Levian, because even zombies are mesmerized by the beauty of Adonis.
Hypoallergenic Cactuar, cause, well, somebody's gotta die.
Shlupquack, because apparently she knows how to get to the moon, and I don't think there are zombies on the moon.
Raistlin, because it'd be nice to have someone to argue with. I like to argue.
Loony BoB, because if there happen to be any young girls left on the earth, BoB will find them. Young girls are good for when it comes time to repopulate.
You can't pick that many! Isn't sharky the car guy? I want him, he'll restart all the discarded cars so we can travel.
I would pick Raistlin because I wouldn't feel bad about sacrificing him as I made my getaway.
Cuchulainn. Come on guys.
loony bob penetrated me
I'd take The White Wizard of Fynn for healing purposes and also because his magic is strong against zombies.
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Maybe I need to add that back to my sig. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Nobody recognizes my potential in this situation yet? You're all going to get killed.
Ultimately, I choose NorthernChaosGod because we're obligated to be with one another.
However, the other candidates would be nik0tine (because I think we'd be able to get the job done with as little empathy as possible) and Psychotic, because the more times he bans me, the more times our souls collide and celebrate on the astral plane.
I hate all of you and none of you are dependable people. Grow the hell up and maybe I might not just go visit Araciel bc he's at least old enough to be mature.
You're just saying that to not get in trouble. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
I choose Dak. He's lived in Australia for so long and if that can't kill him, nothing can.
WHAT THE smurf You didn't choose me? We're a duo, man! WHAT THE :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH
You only did so out of obligation. :colbert:
Besides, you already picked me so that makes us a trio now.
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I'd choose Pike, at least we'd have stuff to talk about. Bronies forever.
I'm glad I won't be entirely useless in the impending apocalypse :jess:
I see that nobody wants to partner it up with me. That's okay, I'll just have to go with NeoCracker, we'll plan accordingly and execute our ultimate apocalypse plan when the timing is right.
You should just come with me and Julian and Dak
Bah, it's cool. :shobon:
We'll... take care of you...
I'd only take three of you losers, and two of them have already been taken, so Bunny is chosen by default. Admittedly, he would have been my first choice anyways. The man is fierce.
I can't help but see a very perverted cat girl infested world afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I... I like what I see.
Bunny isn't even technically a member at this point. He's abandoned us.Quote:
Originally Posted by G13
Well, if you want to get technical about it, he actually is still a member. Even while gone he's more interesting than half you lot.
I would choose you as well Pike. And not just because you're a girl and we may have to repopulate someday. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I figure that if there's anyone with the knowledge and experience to rebuild civilization it'd be you. Just don't spend too many resources on developing culture and focus on building some pikemen or knights fast so we can defend our cities against possible zombie hordes.
And if the Earth is lost to us, who better to curb stomp mind worms on an alien world with?
The early days may be a bit tough, but I'm sure given my size and athleticism I could handle the killing that would need to be done (and the killing that's totally optional) while you plan and scheme about how to most effectively crush Isabella or Miriam, or spend a few turns building a planet buster before simply finishing the world off with continent destroying fury.
And, of course, if nothing else you'd be the perfect person to pass on a love of strategy games and an appreciation of SMAC to any future apocalypse babies, even if they'll never actually play them because it's the apocalypse and we're all smurfed.
If in the real Apocalypse the four horsemen politely knock on my door before damning my soul to the abyss, I'm totally cool with it. Maybe they just won't bother knocking at all and leave a 'Sorry, you were out (Please collect your eternal torment from your nearest apocalypse depot)' note.Quote:
Maybe it's the for real Apocalypse and the four horsemen are knocking at your door.
This is why Vivi is my bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22I would choose you as well Pike. And not just because you're a girl and we may have to repopulate someday. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I figure that if there's anyone with the knowledge and experience to rebuild civilization it'd be you. Just don't spend too many resources on developing culture and focus on building some pikemen or knights fast so we can defend our cities against possible zombie hordes.
And if the Earth is lost to us, who better to curb stomp mind worms on an alien world with?
The early days may be a bit tough, but I'm sure given my size and athleticism I could handle the killing that would need to be done (and the killing that's totally optional) while you plan and scheme about how to most effectively crush Isabella or Miriam, or spend a few turns building a planet buster before simply finishing the world off with continent destroying fury.
And, of course, if nothing else you'd be the perfect person to pass on a love of strategy games and an appreciation of SMAC to any future apocalypse babies, even if they'll never actually play them because it's the apocalypse and we're all smurfed.
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He'd abandon you too. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by G13
I cant choose you, Pikapoo.... when faced with the option of you or I as a meal, the zombies would choose me, and even if they chose you, they'd just get hungry an hour later and come after me anyway :SQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
You have already sullied those tender feelings.Quote:
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Maybe I need to add that back to my sig. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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Originally Posted by Freya
I'm a man of many talents. :smug: Does anyone around here have training as a gunsmith?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jDXJkYXZZp...nd_raising.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I'm a man of many talents. :smug: Does anyone around here have training as a gunsmith?
Oh wait, gunsmith, not swordsmith.
I'm a very good shot though.