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Seriously I've been asking everyone this question and no one is giving me very good answers. You can't say a flying zombie, or a zombie with lasers cause that's still a zombie. Not zombie + something. It has to be something other than zombies.
GO.
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Real life.
The possibility of being 65-70, and not being able to retire. :|
Fictitiously, the face hugger/chest buster combo from Aliens always looked really troutty.
Clowns but they're not so much scary as I just totally distrust them! Being/allowing myself to become clinically obese is also worse than zombies
I'm terrified of zombies, like it's some kind of fear; absolutely mortified by them
pedofiles
clowns
obesity
homeless people with stool on their legs
brussels sprouts
camel spiders
having to eat a camel spider
being stuck in a room with Andy Dick, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Peewee Herman for a week
the idea of sarah palin becoming president
flying clowns
a tank full of cyanide
a pool filled with fire ants
the sarlac pit
growing old
radioactive clowns
a stadium of Mets fans
The entire state of New Jersey
ninja clowns
fire breathing ponies with a taste for human flesh
"Friday"
A twilight marathon
being immortal and being thrown into an active volcano
Dutch accents
mexican clowns who want to sell me things I'm pretty sure they got out of the dumpster they are standing in front of (he might of been puerto rican)
the american government
hitlers ghost possessing the body of the hulk
the frozen head of walt disney attatched to a kill bot
ebola
the rate at which middle school kids use the f word
firestorms
fat chicks (no fat chicks)
a meeting between kotora, chionos, sylvie, cloud 777, and pupu
female clowns
growing old
I can go on if you want
A lot of those aren't scary, just irritating.
I don't find zombies scary.
If you disconnect the head from the body it becomes useless and is no longer dangerous. I have a large collection of katanas, machetes, and long knives (some of which are more like short swords, but whatever)
Bring it on zombies.
You'd die in a zombie apocalypse. Everything you listed is messy, and you just infected yourself cause you wanted to use a messy weapon.
I find zombies one of the most terrifying thing. They are weak yes, but in a massive group you're screwed. It's an unrelenting creature that will not care if it breaks bones to get to you. And it can be your loved ones. Your loved one is contorting in ways you never thought possible to try to consume your very being. That's scary.
I can't figure out what's scarier than that that you'd want to turn around and go back towards the zombies.
I've always wondered, why would a zombie die when its head is cut off, the brain is already dead long before that, and quite possibly rotting, leaving only a bacterium or virus left to keep the corpse moving, so shouldnt the zombie keep on going until it runs out of fuel and simply falls over?
Goodness boy! Learn your zombie lore x.x Most zombies are just the reanimated dead, not possessions. Possessions are a different thing all together. Even when dead, the brain still is the area firing the impulses through your body to move. Zombies are more often then not just creatures with the basic human functions, consume something for fuel to live. You destroy the one area that's sending the signals to move, to eat, to run, and it's dead. Even if a bacterium was the reason, it still needs the brain to send those impulses.
You're soooo gonna die in the zombocalypse, Hypo. NOW ENOUGH ABOUT ZOMBIES. This is what's scarier than them thread x.x
Foa wins.
people from the internet that u dont kno irl!
i met one once!! he was scaree D:
Giant moths. Spiders. Global-scale biological warfare.
Nothing is scarier than a zombie. I have a serious fear of the zombie apocalypse. It's not a joke to me. I have nightmares every other night about it, and sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night if I hear something, and think one is in my house or something. I freak the hell out over them.
Just thinking about a previous "human being" wanting to tear every single piece of flesh from my body as I lie there screaming, not able to do anything but die a slow painful death...... People can joke all they want about it, but that trout is scary.
Being taken away and tortured by the secret police and knowing that no one can save you is several million times scarier than any brand of zombie apocalypse imaginable. Bradley Manning's will has actually been beaten to the consistency of a white handful of play-dough and he has not been rescued. Zombie activity is still only active in popular culture.
Zombies aren't scary, shut up.
The ocean is scary, a crushing, black abyss where man was not meant to travel. Also, sharks.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'm not that scared of the ocean. Maybe the deepest darkest parts, but I'm not ever planning on going there, so I'm not worried about it. Also,Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
http://i.imgur.com/vY5CU.jpg
Sharks aren't all that bad.
Pfft. Knife --> neck. No more problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
There isn't a lot that scares me. I try to be prepared for nearly every situation. Impromptu traveling, car crashes, being mugged/robbed/burglarized, zombies, aliens, being stranded at sea, the flu, et cetera. I have a list of things somewhere that I try to be prepared for, with a myriad of likely (and unlikely) situations, which I cross off as soon as I find a way to overcome each situation. I only have two situations I have yet to cross off. Example: I have three of those tools that you place against your car window to break it in case of being driven into a body of water. One in the glove compartment, one in the little hatch in between the two front seats, and one that I keep in my rucksack.
Not that I would be able to fight off aliens, of course. If they arrive hostile, I usually have a suicide pill with me; I wouldn't want to put up with trying to fight off a civilization of intelligent beings more advanced than we are. If they can travel vast distances across space, I doubt we'd be able to do anything to stop them. But I'm not afraid of them, regardless. I'm pretty jaded.
I don't care how many people are actually killed by sharks every year, they're still smurfing scary beasts. As a human, if you're ever in the ocean, you're clearly in their domain and at a severe disadvantage. I'd rather face a smurfing bear.
I'd take on a bear. It's on the list.
Any other dangerous thing in the world. Zombies aren't any more scary than old people, which is essentially what they are.
But old people are terrifying o.o
They also smell horrid.
They also have seriously decreased motor skills and crippled bodies in most cases.
So wait... old people are zombies. I KNEW IT
I'd say the kinda entities from my imagination that used to haunt me at night are scarier, a dark silent silhouette just waiting for you to close your eyes to strike. You can't see them, you can't hear them, but they're there.... waiting.
Now that you mention it, the only thing I would actually be afraid of if I actually had to face them would be the stone angels.
Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher
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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
I don't get everyones fear of zombies, they're not even real.
I'm afraid of being afraid, so I'm constantly afraid!
So you fear dementors?
Come meet me in my office after class, we shall teach you the patronus charm
Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a CAKE
Rick Perry in the White House.
Topical fears!
I've been to Merseyside, so I know what a zombie apocalypse would be like. It's not too bad. Decent fish and chips.
Now I want to eat fish & chips.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stiltzquin
Let's do it. Where's the nearest place that isn't wank?
Oh, one that isn't wank? I was hoping that we could masturbate with one another.
I was going to use the fish, but you've ruined the surprise now. It's off. :colbert:
I'll find you and relieve your tension whether you consent to it or not. I watched "Kids" last night and I learned various things about getting my way. Those teenagers knew the definition of efficiency.
Click here to find out more."Kids" was the worst smurfing piece of trout film I've endured since "Gummo". Steer clear.
Puppets
Throat lips
Buttons on eyes
Tom Cruise
Any other scientologists
zombies with chainsaws.
Beck's not scary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
He's a damned loser, baby. Let's murder him.
There's lots of stuff scarier than zombies.
Like an infinite void filled only with the deafening but struggling thumping of a heart with arteries made of eels that slither endlessly around each other, unable to unloose themselves from the suffocating knot, teetering forever on the edge of death.
I would rather enjoy that, actually. I need some peace and quiet.
Gives me time to finish the ABIAF series whilst also moisturising my skin.
Man eating rats the size of Alsatians. They're infinitely scarier than Zombies, don't believe me? Read "The Rats" by James Herbert.
Or visit the New York sewer system. There's one that's a smurfing ninja.
Ha ha... you made a funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stiltzquin
Lasnamäe at night.
For more scary rats, read 1984. Eating their way down my throat to nest in my chest. No me gusta
ZOMBIES DON'T EXIST!
BUT IF I DONT EXIST THEN HOW
I don't know if this is a diversion tactic or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
ghosts do exist. so do elder spirits.
I don't believe in science.
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Originally Posted by theundeadhero