Ducks

Yes, Ducks. Post.

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I'll just leave this here.


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ALL THE DUCKS

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I'm ready for my close-up!

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Don't forget to vote!

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I like ducks.

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thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com

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Duck? Duck? Gooses!
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MOAR
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I also like ducks. I think this thread is one of the best threads I have read this year. Congratulations! Ducks!

I want a pet duck now. Maybe I will go to the pond and try to find a lost duckling.

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duck man was the best

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what would you do?

My WoW guild has a raid team called Team Baby ducks :)

Ride it into the sunset.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.

You smurfin do now.

So I want to play duck duck goose now

Or perhaps Duck Hunt.

The Lady Muffin Commands, I Obey:

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That was Epic, now I know what my Duck was watching when he made that face xD

Anyone ever played Quackshot? That was an awesome game.

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Ride it into the sunset.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK QUACKS DO NOT ECHO.

You smurfin do now.

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Yes it does.
snopes.com: Duck's Quack Echo

/buzzkill

I hate you.

I love you.

I doubt it. :zombert:

NCG beat me to it, but I am disappointed in you, Megan, for propagating such nonsense. For shame.

Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.

"duck dick lasso"

I must work this into a conversation. Preferably at a church.

OH HAI!
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Once upon a time a great EoFFer called Doomgaze who made a thread about ducks that included a picture of a certain species that had a 15 inch penis that it used to lasso its mates. That picture was deleted when Doomy was banned, though, and I don't really want to GIS for "duck penis" to find it. Just know such manly ducks exist.

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Is this the species of duck where the female has a corkscrew vagina, or is this a different one?

The duck in question is called an "Argentine Lake Duck". Google it.

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Although most male birds have no penis,[4] ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.

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So this is all ducks, then?

Ducks confirmed for ALPHA

This thread has gone somewhere odd.

Odd? This is sublime.

I've got information on ducks that I'm willing to share but only for the right price.

Llama
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Llama
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Duck
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goose
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Somebody call me?
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I prefer geese.

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I prefer geese.

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Holy trout, that's epic! xD

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Suddenly, cows.

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Suddenly, cows.

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meanwhile in montana.jpg

kitties + couch =

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Thread of the year right here.

And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

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And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

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Hi, I'm shion/lovemuffin and I approve this post 100%.

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ediT: oh wait frick wrong thread

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And we can all thank shion. I mean, "lovemuffin." Muffinlovin'. McLovinMuffin.

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That is not a duck, Proto. That is a platypus. But I will forgive you, seeing as how they are somewhat similar, and I can understand your confusion in thinking that was a duck. They both have bills and lay eggs. Although ducks do not have beaver tails. Or poison glands.

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Does this count as a duck?

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only if these do
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https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...Kma_IPcPJe4Awg

Oh god that second picture. KILL IT WITH FIRE