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If you could live the life of any character from movie history... who would it be?
I first thought of Maximus from Gladiator but then realised my wife and son have been killed which wouldn't be very nice...
Maybe Han Solo? You own the Millennium Falcon which is reason enough but then you have to sleep with Carrie Fisher which personally does not appeal to me...
Tell me which character you would love to be and why it would be awesome?
Neo from the Matrix would be pretty sweet. A Jedi would be awesome as well, not picky on which one, all of the cool ones aren't in the movies >_>
Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Does it have to be a character from movies? Because if not I'd say Superman on the condition that my Lois Lane be either Teri Hatcher or Erica Durance. Not too picky on which, though I guess the latter will probably be looking better in another 10 years time.
I'll be Trinity so I can have sex with Neo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
...except wait, then I'd have to die all melodramatically. I changed my mind and pick Ellen Ripley.
From a movie, I'd probably go with one of the girls from "a room in Rome."
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can I be red xiii? he was in advent children so I think it should count.
Advent Children is not a movie. It's a disgrace.
I choose any character played by Morgan Freeman. Pretty much any movie will do, other than Driving Miss Daisy.
Not at all. We can branch out to TV as well so you can have your Hatcher/Durance fantasy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
The Ellen Ripley who has a queen alien burst out of a chest as she falls into lava... or the cloned Ripley who has to have sex with a queen alien?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
As cool as she is I wouldn't like either of those experiences...
That definitely counts and would be cool as smurf!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Thank you for planting a completely new fantasy in my brain with that sentence. Don't know why I never considered it before. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
Also, what are you talking about a clone of Ripley having babies with an alien Queen? That totally never happened at all. Ever. Move along.
Plus, self sacrifice for the greater good always tops melodrama and sex with Keanu Reeves.
I would be whoever Rodney Dangerfield played in those sex movies because I want to be an old, creepy guy who can someone pull into a ton of...love.
Or John McClain.
Indiana Jones or Bruce Willis's character in any movie he's in.
the thing about die hard is he goes through a divorce and his life sucks by the 4th movie. It's very sadface and I don't like thinking about it.
I'd probably choose to be Zorro from 'Princess Bride' (WestLEY) because he gets the girl and becomes the dreaded pirate rogers. Yay.
I love how the theme of the thread is super heroes, and it immediately focuses on how hot the the piece of tail is you have to sleep with. :kakapo:
I'll try to think of a good hero.
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I would be Keyser Söze.
This is the best response in the thread so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Agreed.
I'd probably go for one of those characters that goes through some trivial problem (nothing traumatising) and winds up with a lot of money, a happy life and a freaking hot woman. So basically my life right now, but with more money. That works. I guess that means I have to be someone froma romantic comedy. I don't know many of those that well. I would say the guy from Pretty Woman but he's a bit old, isn't he? And I'm not the biggest fan of Julia Roberts' looks, I mean she's pretty, but I prefer someone curvier. Hmm. I dunno.
If it has to be someone more epic, I'll go for Superman. I mean, c'mon. X-ray vision? Invulnerability? Laser-eyes? Flight? The only thing stopping me are some guys that I (unlike Clark Kent) would just kill? The only other option would be that guy from that movie Jumper who can teleport. 'cause he can teleport to anywhere, and that's my most desired ability in the whole world. If not for the guys who go after him, he'd be living the dream.
I've got it. Monty Brewster from 'Brewster's Millions'.
Basically have a ball spending $30M dollars in 30 days and then end up inheriting $300M at the end.
Perfect.
Marty McFly. I reserve the right to correct his lack of planning though, so as to not destroy the Delorean. Other than that, pretty much everything turned out kosher for him.
Plus, puffy vest. Sweet.
Can I be rainbow dash? that would be about 20% cooler than being batman.
Eh, I liked all three movies and Carrie Anne Moss was alright looking in memento, so I don't think that's too high a price to pay to be the One.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
But still, Neo doesn't end up living the Life of Riley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyEh, I liked all three movies and Carrie Anne Moss was alright looking in memento, so I don't think that's too high a price to pay to be the One.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Except you'd have to have sex with Trinity, and be forced into two sequels that can never live up to the original.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
He's blinded, pulled into an alternative dimension, kidnapped by vacuum cleaners, covered in olive oil then raped by a horny hippo.
What? That didn't happen in the films?
It might as well have done for all the sense they made...
What hero's would I like to be? Batman, Spiderman, Iron Man, Goku, Spike Speigal (Cowboy Bebop)or Nicholas D Wolfwood (Trigun). All of these would be incredibly awesome :bigsmile:
Add Jason Bourne to my list as well.
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
If genderswapping is allowed, then this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
If genderswapping is not allowed, then I want to be Pepper Potts so I can (SPOILER)have sex with Robert Downey Jr.
if genderswapping is allowed then i want to be pepper pots so i can have sex with robert downey jr
if not then sigh fine i guess i'll be iron man
either way you get to have sex with robert downey jr.
That's always a plus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
My table, the phone sims you are Pinesol sans wood chipper!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
EDIT: Sorry, those pics of Robert Downey Jr. threw off my speech center in my brain for a sec.