When my heater is off, it's too cold.
When my heater is on, it's too warm.
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When my heater is off, it's too cold.
When my heater is on, it's too warm.
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The Internet is down! Of all the things to happen, this has got to be the worst. Possible. Thing. EVER!
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Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Thread Pony'd? Thread pony'd.
fwp: i live in a world inhabited by bronies
That's a problem that causes the whole world to suffer.
I can't figure out what to post as a reply to a "First World Probems" thread on a Final Fantasy forum :(
I'm on vacation so I have to post things online from my smart phone :(
No one's been putting up torrents of this season of Biggest Loser fast enough so I have to watch them on Hulu, and they make me watch a commercial. :aimmad:
I left my phone in the living room so I was bored the whole time I was pooping.
My feet hurt whenever I have to spend the day at work doing the incredibly strenuous act of standing in one spot.
man this FWP thread needs some real confessions.
Unless OP's problem is legit. I get that problem when it's really cold outside and I'm in a bus without the heater turned on :(
right now i'm talking to somebody on fb chat but i want to buy protein powder and eat a+w. I can't order take out because I have a coupon and I don't care whether popeye's does delivery (shipments), and if I left, I would have to chat on my android phone and i hate doing that.
Also my swype app doesn't have all of my custom words and even normal words. It's been months and I'm still typing the words manually.
I don't know what to do because I can't decide from all the choices.
My god damn pizza burnt because my stove is a piece of trout and isn't adjusts to the correct temperature so now I have to eat a boringly delicious sandwich.
WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD
"I accidentally opened iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again."
Been there done that. Life is so hard. /wrists
I wanted my hairstylist to cut my bangs out of my face but now they're just shorter and yet still in my face.
My mom made me tacos today while visiting my parents, but I had to go to the store myself to pick up hard taco shells.
There's no space in my refrigerator to put another gallon of milk in there because the other one isn't completely empty yet. MY LIFE SUCKS
I told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
My butler cooked me a beautiful mushroom asparagus omlette this morning served with a glass of champagne and orange juice.
But he used orange juice 'with juicy bits' as opposed to the 'smooth' variety.
I plan to have his entire family murdered...
I'm in an oatmeal funk. I haven't been able to get it the right thickness for a long time now. Too thin or too thick oatmeal is just plain inedible. Also when I was a kid my mom would only buy the flavors I didn't like! I would request that she get different flavors next time and tell her which ones I didn't like, but when it was time for her to go grocery shopping, the flavors I listed were stuck in her head so she thought "oh I think these were the ones Jessica wanted."
I have to take two showers today because my work shift tomorrow won't let me take one tomorrow morning and my hair is going to get yucky if I don't take one tonight.
Ah, this takes me back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
"Shall we have fajitas tonight?"
"Oh yes! How wonderful! What a marvelous father you are! :love:"
"Get your shoes on, then. We'll just head off to the supermarket."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. THIS IS ENTRAPMENT, I TELL YOU."
I used to be able to take a shower just every other day, but I had the hairstylist do something different when I went to get my haircut a week ago, and now my hair requires a washing every day and a half, so now I have to wash it daily, but my hair looks best washing it every day and a half but in order to do that I have to get up even earlier so I can shower in the morning :(
Found out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
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Originally Posted by Peegee
Worst Problem Ever. Prepare to be blown away with the hardness of my life.
I was watching my show and sneezed and missed the last 2 words said. Now I have to rewind my TeVo ;_;
:doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyFound out it's way too much maintenance and I'd probably look like a man or worse, Emma Watson.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodI told you to get a pixie cut. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Having to buy a 12-pack of beer because it was on offer.
I only really wanted 8.
Log onto EoFF
Nobody's repped me since my last visit
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
I was watching a show and it was quiet so I turned it up but then the commercials were too loud :/ I had to keep adjusting the volume...
I heard they passed something to make that illegal soon. I have no sources on this and I don't feel like looking. I just relate because I hate when that happens too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Melissaur
I have a bunch of games that I've started and never finished, and I don't know which to go back to first.
I think we all have this problem. For some reason, I can't bring myself to beat Thousand Arms and Legend of Legaia. I only recently finished Threads of Fate =|Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
I only want to be the best possible Dragon King there is, but the elements seem to be turning the tides.
I was really comfortable but then my foot fell asleep so I had to shift.
Mel is ruling this thread.
Running out of hallucogenics and only having alchohol left. :(
Due to the recent wage increase at one of Foxconn's campuses to the equivalent of $400 U.S. per month, Ipads and other electronics may go through a price increase and I won't be able to get one as soon as I had expected because most of the jobs available to me only offer Ohio's minimum wage of $7.40 per hour. :(
LIFE SUCKS.
I thought minimum wage was a federal thing and the same in all states. I looked it up and some states have a minimum wage higher than what I'm being paid. I should move :(
I really want a cupcake but they are all the way in the kitchen.
That's what I thought, too! But in my SOC class the professor mentioned "Ohioan minimum wage" and I was like "Wait what Ohioan?" and then I looked it up and bam, turns out it's not a federal thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I'm having a really hard time deciding where I want to eat, and I'm starving.
Burger king doesn't make chicken fries anymore so I had to get a double cheeseburger instead :mad:
I have a hard time deciding when to eat and where to eat and what to eat, and I'm starving :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
this sucks.
Stephen Colbert hasn't been making new episodes because he's been caring for his ill mother. UGH.
I don't have a smart phone so I had to resort to going into a mall Mac Store to check something online.
You want some first world problems? Here they come...like a hurricane.
*I had a dead pixel on my monitor this one time. I pissed me off for years until I bought a new one.
*This one time I also had to get up at 3 in the afternoon and it was totally the worst day ever.
*I couldn't find one of slippers forcing me to throw out the one that I had.
*This one time a NES game froze on me after about 10 minutes. I lost ALL of my progress. I wouldn't shut up about that one for days on end.
*Also related, the L and R buttons on my DS are broken. Piece of tit.
*The lanyard was a little frayed on my Big Ten Championship game ticket and it was so irritating that everyone else was walking around with perfection around their necks!
*My mom forgot to pay for this one semester of school and I had to DRIVE...MYSELF to get the check in on time. Such a smurfing hassle! MY TIME IS VALUABLE!
This is Sephex on edczxcvbnm's account. I would like to inform everyone he said he needs a tablet so he wouldn't have to get up and walk 7 feet to post on EoFF.
[foa]edlalala and Sephex double posted on the same account and now i have to merge the posts. Boo. -- foa[/foa]
It's not all that great. The states with higher minimum wages tend to have a higher cost of living.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Tell Sephex that he'd have to never set it down lest he face the same problem.
I have a good laptop. That's good enough for me. Stop oppressing me, Jiro!
The theatre show I'm currently performing on doesn't have nearly enough songs that I'm tacet on, so I can't surf the internet on my phone as much while getting paid.
I've had a song stuck in my head for four days! :Oo:
My acer monitor doesn't have a mic and webcam on it, so I have to walk all the way to the other part of the room to get my Macbook Pro. Woe is me & shii.
I had to wash dishes by hand cause the dishwasher broke :(
What do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
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Originally Posted by JiroWhat do you mean stop? You love me oppressing into you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The toe seam on my sock keeps slipping down and rubbing the space just below my big toenail.
OH MY GOD I HATE THAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I want to play fallout 3, but my ps3 isn't plugged in.
I had wanted to have friends over for supper but they had to cancel, so I am making all the food anyways. I have Bolognese with bechemel and oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to eat but no one to eat with (roommate is gone out). :( MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE.
be there in 20.
When I turned on my water it was too hot and I was uncomfortable whilst washing mine hands.
My pajamas are way over there on the bed and I'm way over here in uncomfortable work clothes
my tv is too loud but to change the volume I'd have to pick up the remote.
I got laid last night but she didn't leave my house till about 4.30pm today. This meant I had to wait all day to watch the highlights of yesterday's football.
I was an hour and a half into a dungeon/boss fight when Suikoden 2 froze up on me. :mad2:
Where the hell takes that long to get through in S2? :Oo:
My fingernails grow too quickly so I have to cut them too often.
I finally got a high profile game that I'm really excited about (Mass Effect 3) during launch instead of like a year later, and nobody wants to talk about how cool it is with me! Everyone just wants to talk about how much the ending sucks or what they're doing in multiplayer, but I haven't finished the game yet and my neighbor's unprotected wifi isn't good enough for multiplayer :(
The toilet paper at work is insufficient.
im almost out of kleenex
but there's still so much porn to watch today
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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I was exaggerating about a problem, and someone called me out on it. :(
I've got to watch all today's football in standard as opposed to high definition.
My 40-inch TV just won't do the games justice...
I keep shaving my beard and growing it out again and I can't decide which I prefer. :(
I HATE THATQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
The water filter on the front of my fridge is too slow, and it takes me about 2 minutes to get a full glass of water. :(
(This is something I legitimately complain about. Kelsey's fridge gives water a lot faster, and it makes me happy.)
I had to get up at around 11:00a.m. to pee this morning.
No one posts in Corrupt a wish anymore.
My 32 inch tv wont fit on my nightstand.
@LOM: you need to change your filter.
The TV remote is on coffee table, but I'm on the couch and I can't hear what is going on in my movie.
I've been to 8 stores in a row and haven't found any of the blind bags. I want to buy them!
You hog the water thingy in the fridge and I have to wait for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
My Android phone doesn't have the same apps as an iPhone.
My glasses slide off my face when I sweat too much and stick when I get too cold.
My dog has allergies to dog food so he has to eat $1/can dog food.
A slice of pizza I had last night only contained one bit of pepperoni.