Because why fruits and vegetables when you can have a delicious rare stake, where the juices flow and the flavours are savory?
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Because why fruits and vegetables when you can have a delicious rare stake, where the juices flow and the flavours are savory?
http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m..._ent/steak.jpg
I do like steak, just not rare. However, steak tacos from less known Mexican restaurants are always welcome, especially after a night of drinking.
I can eat a steak up to medium. And that's pushing it. Anything more cooked that medium makes me gag.
A nice slab of steak is something that you really can't go wrong with, unless you cook it past medium rare in which case you should just leave right now.
Wagyu steak is god tier.
That is the sexiest picture I have seen posted on EOFF to date...
This, this, a million times this. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
I have a huge throbbing erection. This is the best thread ever.
Medium rare is ungodly and beautiful. But having said that, steak that is cooked beyond that is not bad. It is still steak, and it still tastes great. It's not perfection, but it sure as hell beats the smurf out of any other kind of food.
Steak is amazing, and people who order steaks more cooked than medium rare are horrible freaks who ruin such a glorious meat.
Medium rare is so nommy! Steak is like, the. best. food. ever. That and potatoes I LOVE potatoes so if I can have steak and some potatoes it's a meal made in absolute heaven!
I'm pretty sure you said medium WELL in the fruits and vegetables thread....*shifty eyes*Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I like my steak with sauteed mushrooms. OMG.
Just cut off its horns and wipe its arse.
I only eat steak that's burnt to a crisp. You lot are vampires.
gtfo, rantzQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
You watch yourself or I break out the silver!
I like roast beef more than I like steak.
rare steak for PG. I can eat med rare but I'd rather not. Anything including or beyond 'well done' makes me sick. Just order a burger.
in my day we didn't merely appreciate the steaks, we appreciated life in all its transitional glory and wonder; we roamed the fields freely until we'd converse our naked thoughts, goals and ambitions, we'd love endlessly the night until the morning dawn came and swept away our dreams. we'd appreciate the very animal that gave birth to the animal that would potentially become our steak! what happened to you Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums Experience, you used to be cool!
I WOULD NEVER! Actually I didn't xD I posted in that thread AFTER this thread. It's cool, though. You were mistaken but that's alright. I'll let you go THIS time.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestI'm pretty sure you said medium WELL in the fruits and vegetables thread....*shifty eyes*Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I like my steak with sauteed mushrooms. OMG.
Catfight!
Freya and I can have a swimsuit mud fight. ;)
Dibs on front row seats.
I like my steak medium rare, but I frequently find that chefs at restaurants have absolutely no idea how to cook steak, once I was out with my family for dinner and I ordered a medium rare steak, my brother ordered medium, mine came out medium and his came out well done... needless to say I was disappointed, I ate my meal and since then whenever I order steak, I always order it rare and it 99% of the time comes out medium rare.
In France you must make it clear that you're American/English/Foreign and that you want your steak "bien cuit". Then it'll come out a perfect rare/medium rare.
I endorse this movement.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
I endorse several other movements along with that one.
I eat steak around two times a week, and if it's more than medium, I consider it ruined. I usually try to make them medium-rare.
Make up your mind. Will i get it rare, or medium rare?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Depends on the establishment.
Such as Steak day? I think every like tuesday or something should be steak day were we all have to eat a steak.
I could get behind something like that. Rantz isn't allowed, because he ruins his steak.
Depends on how high quality the meat is, and how afraid of lawsuits they are, you mean.
Burnt. To. A. Crisp.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
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Mmmmmmm.
This thread started out as something beautiful... and now... I...
This is what it must be like to watch an oil tanker smother a gorgeous sandy beach, or seeing a poacher murder some majestic elephants for their tusks.
:cry:
Did you miss the part where Freya and I mudwrestle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think we should steak sauce wrestle. Slather ourselves in A-1.
I appreciate your efforts but it's just going to inspire more awkward comments from Quin. And as much as I'd love to enjoy a contest of strength and skill, he'd say something horrendous like "I've got a sauce you can slather yourselves in - MY PENIS SAUCE!" and ruin it.
I'm not Steve, Paul. I was just going to say that it would be a waste of good sauce. I want to drink the sauce and fight the women.
*drools* can i has? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestDid you miss the part where Freya and I mudwrestle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think we should steak sauce wrestle. Slather ourselves in A-1.
I like steak with a little char, but this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
Most of you would hate my dad upon reading the rest of the responses from my response. He doesn't cook it well done, but he does go past medium well.
Who the hell actually uses steak sauce? Let the womenz use the sauce.
I would gladly eat my steak with no sauce if it meant that FT and Freya provided the in-meal entertainment using A-1.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestDid you miss the part where Freya and I mudwrestle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think we should steak sauce wrestle. Slather ourselves in A-1.
Don't forget to 'shake well' ;)
A good steak doesn't need A1 :colbert: If you guys are ruining amazing steak with a glob of blah then you obviously have not been eating the right steaks! :doublecolbert:
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I guess the same could be said for you and me. ;)
I'll be honest, I've never even heard of steak sauce. Why does it even exist?
For people like Rantz who burn their steaks, then can't understand why it's completely flavourless.
Posting a picture like that should be a bannable offense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
If you're having it rare because having it well done takes away the taste, you're doing it wrong.
If you're having it well done and then using sauce because of the lack of taste, you're doing it wrong.
Marinate, people. Do it right. A good marinade, cook the steak well done, and it should be flavoursome, tender and not dripping in blood.
Crikey. I never thought I'd see the day when the forums turned on Rantz. It's the women's fault, I tell you! Burn them! Burn them all!
Given that I prefer to avoid blood dripping out of my steak, I'm probably closer to Rantz than the rest of you, who clearly just watch Twilight too much.
Although it's been so long since I had a steak that I don't even remember how I like them cooked, but it's definitely sans pink (or just the tiniest line of it), tender and still juicy.
BoB, if we ever meet, we must cook each other a steak. Like Ready, Steady, Cook!, except without the stupid.
Steak without pink is not steak; it is a slab of overpriced leather.
Spoken like a man with no experience whatsoever of a properly cooked well done steak. Basically, whoever cooked you your medium-well or well done steaks was doing it wrong. This is something I learned when, after having many a steak at home, I had steak at a restaurant one day, requesting well done as I always do. Urgh. Uuuuuuurgh. Dry. Yuck. Terrible. Never again.
While I have watched my parents cook many a steak (Mum was for a few years a professional head chef for the Lord & Lady of St. Michael's Mount, living in a castle! Dad is a veteran with the BBQ over many seasons in NZ), I have yet to cook one myself. I would fear for your life if we were ever in such a position. Perhaps I should take you to my Dad's place someday. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Where the smurf is this "Vampire" trout coming from? Vampires are famous for drinking human's blood, not running around taking bites out of cows.
Never. This is going to be a maturing phase of your life, BoB. You will learn how to cook.... the perfect steak! *dun dun dun!*
Pft, if a bit of blood isn't dripping out of it as you cut it, you're doing it wrong.
Tell that to the vampire bats, Psy. :p And Quin, who knows, this may someday happen. But it better be in a place outside of Scotland, because there is no room for BBQ when you live with the season of winter all year long.
Oh, you mean medium rare? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
There is a very big difference between calling someone Edward Cullen and calling someone a vampire bat. I wouldn't mind being a bat. You get to sleep upside down in a roof all day, then at night you get to fly about and give people rabies. And eat bloody steaks, apparently. It must be awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
In fact I think I am going to make this my life now. Thanks, EoFF!
Everyone knows that vampires hate stakes anyway.
Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here all night, folks.
...dear god. Would anyone object if I banned Quin?
Comedy gold, right there.
I never thought there were this many people that enjoyed eating leather. For shame, Pontus and BoB.
I like my steak medium. If you start getting into rare territory, you're basically eating steak tartare which is fine, but it's a different thing entirely from cooked steak. Different taste, different texture. And not necessarily BETTER either. Like how ceviche is a totally different taste and texture from cooked seafood.
I will say that well done steak isn't appealing to me at all.