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How do you feel knowing that at this very moment the cast of Cid's Knights of these fine forums are now almost entirely female with the exception of Wolf Kanno? I remember when it was exclusively all-male, and the females didn't have much representation in the staff.
I for one welcome our gynoid overlords.
It's part of our gender stabilization program. Next on the agenda is "promoting" Shlup back to Cid's Knight while WK becomes an admin. Then all will be right with the world again. :)
God, this place has really gone to the dumps, hasn't it? They'll probably add a hair forum, and ladies health stuff. Oh, "what is you favorite kind of tampon?" Yeah, that's gonna be a real interesting read. Everyone knows that women don't have the rational mind necessary for holding any kind of position of authority fairly. They're all run by their emotions, doing whatever they like without considering the consequences. I admit it's not their fault that they have underdeveloped brains, but this is obviously some covert scheme by Shlup to take control of Eizon. What? Who's Cid? More like Cindy, right girls? Yeah, let's have the bi-annual Cindies, that's a great idea.
smurf's sake.
If girls are so much better than boys... how come you're always cold?
You know I'm right. :smug:
Us robots have no gender.
Chicks pee a lot too.
I'm fine with female dominance, if you know what I mean.
Yep. It's cool with me that most of them are mods.
I like to tease people before I ban them by gently caressing the button for a few minutes and telling them just how naughty they are before doing the actual deed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
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Originally Posted by Peegee
seriously what's up wit thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
dames
I should start being less dumb so I can become a CK to balance this out! :kakapo:
I honestly don't mind, really. I would've never noticed if not for this thread. :p I look at CKs as being regular members who just so happen to be able to kick and ban.
"Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the Earth..."
The moment I see a "does this make me look fat?" thread I am out of here
This is ridiculous. What's next? A female president? We'll end up going to war one a month! Vaginas!
Something about testosterone being warm. The more you have the warmer you are! So if you're cold all the time and you're a guy you are probably a little gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissyseriously what's up wit thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
dames
Actually the vagina part sounds fun
Maybe we should consider knighting a few male members to even up the numbers.....hint hint :lol:
We already have a bunch of food threads. That's all women care about, cooking. Seriously? This place is going under.
It's a disgrace
It looks like a certain new EoEO poster is right; feminazism isn't about equality, but about women taking over. Men are second-class citizens that must be protected from this women-favoring society. What's next, concentration camps? It's not unrealistic; a close examination of EoFF's history reveals that banned members are disproportionately male. Such overt biases will surely result in men being subjected to unfair, feminist dominance.
Also girls are icky and have cooties.
I'll admit it. I've slowly been building my all female circle of knights since before I was on staff. Only a few stand in my way of my dreams of all female control.
And then.
And then...
Auron avatars for EVERYONE.
If they put us in concentration camps, most of us would surely die off. Then eventually the concentration camps would become breeding camps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
It's like that episode of Star Trek: TNG where the one planet dresses men up in foo-foo pastel unitards and uses them as sex toys and servants....Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
...I could live in a world like that.
Actually most homosexual males have more testosterone. So they would be warmer. If you're a guy who's cold all the time, you're probably a little feminine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Something about testosterone being warm. The more you have the warmer you are! So if you're cold all the time and you're a guy you are probably a little gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissyseriously what's up wit thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
dames
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Originally Posted by PikeI like to tease people before I ban them by gently caressing the button for a few minutes and telling them just how naughty they are before doing the actual deed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
I got a feeling from that which rhymes with groaner.
Yep, I feel like a loner since your obvious female dominance is overpowering the males.
To be honest, I can't see many men objecting to living in that world either.Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempestIt's like that episode of Star Trek: TNG where the one planet dresses men up in foo-foo pastel unitards and uses them as sex toys and servants....Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
...I could live in a world like that.
Yeah, people don't typically object to slavery. xD
I would object to the slavery, but I would be fine with the unitard.
You've obviously never visited Helga's House of Pain...Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
See, you're all objecting to female topics...
How would you guys feel with a topic where the ladies compare boob size?
As long as it was a picture thread then I really can't see us having any objections...Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
What was that sexy talk forum that some of the Eizon lot created called? Either way, go there if you want titty (I mean actual breasts, not poo. Rantzien...) pics. EoFF is a family forum. :colbert:
But of course. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Hey, the sign up age is 13. I don't want any 13 year olds seeing my jollies other than Jiro.
wtf is all this girly trout doing in my CK thread
It SHOULD be "Oh great Pike is a CK, she is going to add a subforum for every single one of those old strategy games that she never shuts up about and ban anyone who doesn't quote SMAC on a daily basis"
I have never heard you talk about strategy games and I have no idea what SMAC is. So... I guess that's a perma-ban?
*sigh* See you in two years, guys...
I always thought that SMAC was slang for heroin. This is why I never really contributed when it was brought up in a thread...
I thought you were just forgetting a letter in SMACK. I love that cereal.
lurk moreQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
clearly I need to up the ante here
You just fell at the first hurdle.
This thread is ruffling my jimmies.
Rustling, man. Rustling your jimmies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Not in the sense of cattle rustling, though. That would be weird.
It might be the same for him =x
No, I meant ruffling. Like Ruffles. The chips. Cheddar and sour cream Ruffles, specifically.
I thought you were referring to something else. My mistake!
WK used to wear a Hello Kitty outfit for a living, so the jury's still out on 'him'.
We're devising a Queef Forum.
Wait, the sign-up age is 13? I've been coming here since before I was 13... Should I be banned? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Effective immediately.
Will the administrator be called Queen LaQueefa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Ahhhhh really!!! Was that necessary? :barf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Oh good, A place to post all my Brazilian fart porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Yes and the second admin will be Queefin Tarantino.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexWill the administrator be called Queen LaQueefa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Just remember, I'm the only one left who knows how to lure your robot crush into posting at the forums ;)
And I'm the one who made the current General Chat description.
There's no reason to ban me...
The obvious answer is that only females are left as Cid's Knights while all the males get promoted to Administrator. Duh
Still sexist. Carry on.
like a pack of lions
the males basking in the sun as admins
with the females hunting and doing all the work as mods
the cid's knights are like shinra lions
Not to mention that strange "Quina" figure...Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder