Everything is trying to reproduce x_x

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03-13-2012, 07:58 AM
Freya

Everything is trying to reproduce x_x

Plants! Animals! It's spring time baby! (here at least)

What's your opinions on spring, Stupid spring allergies, gettin it on like a lot (those dirty breeding animals. I keep hitting, or nearly hitting stink-kitties every day! Stupid skunks), and spring weather?

FLOWERS are blooming! I've been fishing a few times. I'm going to the zoo tomorrow :D It's lovely weather. We got five inches of rain last night. I love spring time. It's my favorite season. Well I hate the allergies. I could do without those, but if you just load up on allergy pills then it's all good. Everything is getting soooo green here. We've already planted some flowers in the flower beds :D

SPRING SPRING SPRING :kakapo:
03-13-2012, 11:23 AM
Chris

It must be spring every day according to my cockatiel. It uses it's little bell to pleasure itself with. I've had it since 1998, and it's done it for fifteen years. :kakapo:
03-13-2012, 12:41 PM
Bubba

"Oh, the barnyard is busy, in a regular tizzy and the obvious reason is because of the season...

Ma Nature's lyrical with her yearly miracle

Spring, Spring, Spring!"
03-13-2012, 02:07 PM
Rantz

It's almost been summer weather here for the past few days! Well, Sweden summer weather. Well... Sweden spring weather. Truly sweltering.

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Originally Posted by Chris

It must be spring every day according to my cockatiel. It uses it's little bell to pleasure itself with. I've had it since 1998, and it's done it for fifteen years. :kakapo:

Buy him a partner already, you cruel man!
03-13-2012, 02:25 PM
Freya

Oh man it's suppose to be 80F here in Oklahoma! We've had an unseasonably warm winter so things are already putting buds and flowers out.

I want a bird :(
03-13-2012, 03:34 PM
Pike

The weather can't make up its mind here in MT. Snow one day, beautiful 60 F the next.

Anyways I'm not the biggest fan of spring. Allergies, wind, unreliable weather, et al. I do like the holidays, though. St. Patty's + Easter > all other holidays.
03-13-2012, 04:16 PM
Psychotic

I hate Spring because that means it's Easter soon. And after Easter they stop selling Creme Eggs 'til January :colbert:
03-13-2012, 04:50 PM
Bubba

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I hate Spring because that means it's Easter soon. And after Easter they stop selling Creme Eggs 'til January :colbert:

How do you eat yours?
03-13-2012, 04:58 PM
Pheesh

You just reminded me that our summer is over, and now I want to cry. I got the most rocking tan this spring/summer. Luckily it's still hot but it won't last, and then there'll be stupid rain and depressing grey clouds; it's going to be like an English summer! The horror!!

But yeah, I love spring, it's probably the best season in my state, 'cause summer is just ridiculously hot D:
03-13-2012, 05:02 PM
Bubba

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

it's going to be like an English summer! The horror!!

You're forgetting the sun-soaked summer England experienced in 2011!

It was on a Tuesday and it was awesome.
03-13-2012, 05:36 PM
Sephex

The weather here in the Chicagoland area is nice. I don't have any allergies, so I don't worry about anything like that. It's nice to get outdoors too after dealing with the cold.

Also, ****ing seems better when spring first comes around so that's a plus.
03-13-2012, 05:52 PM
Bubba

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Originally Posted by Sephex

Also, ****ing seems better when spring first comes around so that's a plus.

Hmmm... what could that word be???

My first thought was 'stalking' but it seems to be one letter too long... It would make sense though. It's just too damn cold to go stalking in the winter.

I'm gonna plump with 'gurning'... pulling funny faces is definitely a springtime activity
03-14-2012, 12:49 AM
Shlup

I love spring! Possibly because my birthday is at the start of it.
03-14-2012, 02:23 AM
fire_of_avalon

The pear trees are totally happy and so am I. :D
03-14-2012, 02:38 AM
Tigmafuzz

I love to take a walk in the rain more than jogging in the sun, but whatever the weather is I'm fine with it. I have no real preference to temperature or humidity or anything. I also don't have allergies, except for animal dander. Which sucks since I've got eight cats. So my nose is fairly stuffy all year long regardless of the weather.
03-14-2012, 03:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Spring can suck a dick. It's been all humid lately and the weather has been quite erratic. :colbert:

At least during summer it's mostly just dry heat.
03-14-2012, 04:01 AM
fire_of_avalon

You can suck a dick. :zombert:
03-14-2012, 04:03 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I hate Spring because that means it's Easter soon. And after Easter they stop selling ~~Creme Eggs~~ Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs 'til January :colbert:

Fixed.

Also, I have terrible allergies, so smurf spring.
03-14-2012, 04:07 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You can suck a dick. :zombert:

If I could reach mine, I probably would.
03-14-2012, 04:15 AM
Freya

Julian hates flowers. Meaning he hates cute. Julian hates cute. We should crucifix him.
03-14-2012, 04:33 AM
fire_of_avalon

Springtime is a good time to learn yoga, JuliRiv
03-14-2012, 04:37 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wtf would I want to learn yoga?
03-14-2012, 04:39 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I hate Spring because that means it's Easter soon. And after Easter they stop selling ~~Creme Eggs~~ Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs 'til January :colbert:

Fixed.

I don't think I can properly express how addicted to those Reese's Eggs I am.
03-14-2012, 04:58 AM
Raistlin

I am in moderately good health only because I typically refuse to buy candy for myself and no one has yet given me an infinite supply of those eggs. I would eat them until I explode, as I lack any ability to stop myself when they are around.
03-14-2012, 05:01 AM
Freya

Eh reese's eggs are lame. Creme eggs are better, Paul has it right.
03-14-2012, 06:52 AM
NorthernChaosGod

You're just all sorts of disappointing, KC.
03-14-2012, 09:22 AM
Pheesh

Every easter I try a creme egg thinking "Maybe I do like them" and then it ends with me saying "Never again".
03-14-2012, 09:28 AM
Bubba

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You can suck a dick. :zombert:

If I could reach mine, I probably would.

Every guy has tried this at some point in their life.

Any guy who says differently is lying...
03-14-2012, 09:36 AM
Pheesh

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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You can suck a dick. :zombert:

If I could reach mine, I probably would.

Every guy has tried this at some point in their life.

Any guy who says differently is lying...

I'm trying it as I type.
03-14-2012, 12:46 PM
Loony BoB

Creme Eggs can be bought for many months after Easter where I live. I think they might even be sold all year round!

As for Spring, I thought that season was extinct as of roughly ten years ago. I forget the exact date, but I think it coincided with the year I moved to Scotland.
03-14-2012, 12:51 PM
Jinx

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You can suck a dick. :zombert:

If I could reach mine, I probably would.

Every guy has tried this at some point in their life.

Any guy who says differently is lying...

I'm trying it as I type.

WHY? What is this. Girls don't do this with our vaginas!
03-14-2012, 01:18 PM
Pheesh

I know, I cried the day I found out.
03-14-2012, 01:29 PM
Bubba

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

I know, I cried the day I found out.

Found out what? That you couldn't do it?
03-14-2012, 01:31 PM
Pheesh

No, that girls don't try it.

Obviously this is what happens when I don't use quote tags :/
03-14-2012, 01:34 PM
Bubba

To be fair, it would take a girl with a special kind of flexibility to even attempt this.

Hang on, where did all the 'Spring' talk disappear to? Have we done it again?
03-14-2012, 01:37 PM
Loony BoB

Haven't tried, not lying. Wouldn't even if I could. :p The idea of doing that doesn't sit right with me.

Now, back on topic.
03-14-2012, 04:47 PM
starlet

Meh, I'd rather have peeps over creme eggs. Peeps go great in coffee or hot chocolate. :kakapo:
03-17-2012, 11:39 AM
Iceglow

Firstly: Creme Eggs are available all year round, if not as eggs then as the Creme Egg bar. Inferior I know but if you're that desperate for Creme Eggs, come see me Paul...I know a certain building which has so many they never run out.

Secondly: Julian if you learn yoga you'll become flexible enough that reaching it would be possible, I watched a tv show the other night on "how to do everything" they showed this guy who looked a lot like Rantzien (not even smurfing kidding you here!) and he sucked himself off and he gave advice on how to get in to the position it's possible to do so in. Of course with your 4 inch penis (Rachael spilled the beans ;p therefore it must be true) it may never happen but it's ok you can try at least ;)

Thirdly: I love summertime, spring and autumn are ok but I positively love the summertime. Not least because it's my birthday just because I love long days with evenings spent chilling in some pub garden drinking Cider. I understand it might be a little chilly in May when I'm over in Stockholm to do this of an evening but honestly: 17 hours average daylight/day for Stockholm in May = OMFG I will not know what to do with myself!
03-17-2012, 12:33 PM
Shiny

You would watch a show about "How to Do Everything" and still not be able to do a damn thing.
03-17-2012, 08:38 PM
Renmiri

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Bah.. Humbug. @#@#@ spring