dear dk

i dont' know what to atalk abotu in this thread but you said make one adn so lets make a thread! i love ultimate fribee is the best game but smurf man altitud in wyomng maks me want so cugh up blood and trout cause mani t's like infintiy about groudn level and i am so tired

but gentleman jakc makes it all go away and i did the best catch like ai said and scord points and was like aw yeah boys that how ewe roll but then i had to go eat cause damnim hungry. had some pasta and fosme icecream and it was good trout man

oh look theres some sugar ocokies here

Sugar cookies are pretty much all we need to talk about bro. well, that or I don't know, something else. I mean do we want to exclude people who don't like them? Idk. who cares. well, lets just make it an open thread or something.

Dogs. lets talk about dogs. Or, Miriel. Everyone likes miriel. Don't they? If not, smurf them. smurf them right off a cliff. yeah man. we sure told you.

I always feel left out during this drunk talks. :cry:

He's been like this all day.

miriel and dogs is a good combo. she loves dogs irrc cause like dels thread that one time about how hes a hero and a top bloke and that and was romantic as smurf. yeah. anyway i think i should try an dhave a birthdy athis eyar witl sugar cookie and dogs oh man today i met this husky right names maya, gorgeous dog, great blue eyes and trout, she was just so friendly and kept walking around people to tangle them up in the lead. the owner got tripped and like crushed the poor thing :( siilly girl got no balance also watch my rrooomie play rugby, we made signs and trout. i'd post a pic but i dunno how lol maybe later

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He's been like this all day.

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hey not true last night i was drunk but i woke up at 11am and was fine for like thirty minutes till it was beer time but the beer was old and stale and troutter than usuall so i started on teh borbouns

oh yeah does anyone know if dr pepper mixes good with liqour

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oh yeah does anyone know if dr pepper mixes good with liqour

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I imagine it depends on the likker but I can confirm that Dr Pepper works smurfing amazingly with some rum

I love rum with coconut.

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oh yeah does anyone know if dr pepper mixes good with liqour

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I imagine it depends on the likker but I can confirm that Dr Pepper works smurfing amazingly with some rum

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well smurf guess i gotta ask team brazil for some rum cause they wont take the old left my paspoert at homet rick here, smurfing laramie booze police

ACAB

what does acab mean

anal crabs are bouncy.

eugh how do you even know that

I've already lost track of the conversation tbh. Jiro my man do you like Steve Irwin, and mourn his passing, or is he an affront to australians?

I miss this age. I need a time machine or a young machine.

when he died some bbc show came and interviewed us cause man we're the school right by there

i aint afraid to say i wept like a bitch, steve was a great man and its not been the same. his wife loves money but his daughter is gonna do what he would have.

smurfing manata rays, it shoulda been a croc so he coulda died like he lived, in the jaws of a smurfing reptile

steve is the man

not iceglow steve just fyi

he's cool too but no irwin

I am glad to know you lot mourn him as much as we do, Steve was a god amongst men. Look at his beautiful face.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ky-d39t71s.jpg

the lack of him today is half the reason why life is so boring. :(

i think it was about this time that australia really started to lose its place as anything but a place for some stupid politicians to smurf about without impacting anythin gsignificant

Australia needs flying tigers.

drop bears are more than enough thx v much

I like a nice bourbon and ginger ale. Ever had one before?

I have. I drank a few of them a few months ago. Had better drinks, but had worse, too.

Go get a sonic blue coconut soda from sonic, I know laramie has one, and get malibu coconut rum. You get really drunk really easily cause you can't taste the booze it just taste like magical awesome.

Sex on the beach goes well with grasshoppers.

I'll try that out freya you beautiful woman

PLUS no one realizes you're drinking cause you're walking around with a sonic cup! :D

Being from Kentucky I'm all about bourbon and whiskey. I have to taste my alcohol when I'm drinking mixed drinks.

Stand By Me | Playing For Change | Song Around the World - YouTube

:heart:

I love and want Mrs. Fields cookies right now.

Of course this thread is made when I'm not wasted!

This is the best thread on the forum right now.

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Dogs. lets talk about dogs. Or, Miriel. Everyone likes miriel. Don't they? If not, smurf them. smurf them right off a cliff. yeah man. we sure told you.

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Not enough Miriel discussion going on up in here.

What do you think she smells of? I think turkeys and the summer breeze! :excited:

Maybe like pineapples and seaweed.

How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

LOL You ask now how the smurf something happens when Dan is involved? Bro, Dak let it slide this is the Dan effect!

Well, fair enough. I had a cracking night last night and I am sure this was a fun part of it as well! I also sent some hideously dire messages to people on facebook, oh god.

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How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

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I am a brilliant influence and this is a brilliant thread. You were off your tits, I was off my tits, there is a giant picture of Steve Irwin. Did you not see the giant picture of Steve Irwin? Look at the giant picture of Steve Irwin. I think that is the best thing I've ever posted on EoFF and I don't even remember doing it.

Just like that other god damn brilliant thing you posted on Effoff while off your tits without remembering it!

So THAT'S why you were PMing me! Makes sense now.

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Just like that other god damn brilliant thing you posted on Effoff while off your tits without remembering it!

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I misread this as That thing you posted with your tits.



I dare you all to write a post with your tits.

Get some vodka, buy some skittles, put skittles in the vodka and let it sit for about 12 hrs, shake well and enjoy.
Something faster would be taking a bottle of tequila and drinking that tit straight like a man. :smug:

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Well, fair enough. I had a cracking night last night and I am sure this was a fun part of it as well! I also sent some hideously dire messages to people on facebook, oh god.

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How the smurf did this even happen xD dammit dk you're a terrible influence.

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I am a brilliant influence and this is a brilliant thread. You were off your tits, I was off my tits, there is a giant picture of Steve Irwin. Did you not see the giant picture of Steve Irwin? Look at the giant picture of Steve Irwin. I think that is the best thing I've ever posted on EoFF and I don't even remember doing it.

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Yeah after careful consideration I realise that together we make a ballin' fun time team

Wine. Just wine.

Anyone who likes to get trashed on wine, cal me.

Go to fancy restaurant.
Order three really fancy bottles of wine.
pour them all in an empty trash bag as the waiter watches.
Get up and walk out while drinking from trash bag.

I'd rather use a bucket, as it's more sturdy.

I had half a bottle last night. :3