Originally Posted by
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I've never been successfully robbed. Once while I was in Dallas this guy who was maybe a little older than me tried mugging me with a tiny knife, so I kicked him in the gut and knocked him out with a punch to the face. I felt so epic after that, it was like something out of a movie. The only other time was when I caught a hobo attempting to break into my jaguar and kicked him in the ribs., I let him go after that because he looked really weak and I was afraid I might seriously injure him. Also I didn't want hobo rabies.