And why shouldn't I destroy your puny little Girly forum?

I am an administrator. Or, in other words, I am a God.

I don't like this forum. It holds no value or appeal to me. April Fool's Day is over and the joke is finished with. And it just so happens that God is in a smiting mood today.

(also i'm alone on a friday night ok i need to abuse power on an internet forum to feel good about myself dont judge me assholes :(:(:( YOU'D ALL DO THE SAME)

Anyway, I'm going to make a deal with you all. If any of you manage to come up with one, just one, good reason why I shouldn't purge this forum from EoFF history then I'll refrain.

Boobs.

I know God and you, sir, are no Brian Carper.

if you delete this forum all the hot men and ryan gosling convo will move into general chat
i promise

I have a vagina and therefore am more necessary than god.

It'll take two minutes of your time.

I don't have a good reason. But I'll make you a sandwich, I guess?

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Originally Posted by Freya

Boobs.

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Yes but in this forum it's all about lactating or what have you. Feeding the young is not what boobs are for!

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Originally Posted by rubah

I know God and you, sir, are no Brian Carper.

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Indeed. I may be a washed up has been, but I'm not in the retirement home yet. I HAVE THE POWER!

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Originally Posted by krissy

if you delete this forum all the hot men and ryan gosling convo will move into general chat
i promise

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I don't really care about that aspect of it. I'm in it for the destruction.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I have a vagina and therefore am more necessary than god.

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Oh god I bet it's all hairy and gross and green! :barf: NO THANK YOU, madam.

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

It'll take two minutes of your time.

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This is very compelling, sir. I wonder if I may be able to delegate the task to an underling.

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Originally Posted by AmariaSama

I don't have a good reason. But I'll make you a sandwich, I guess?

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What kind? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

If you destroy it, it will become more powerful than you can imagine.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Oh god I bet it's all hairy and gross and green! :barf: NO THANK YOU, madam.

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Completely unrelated note, but this statement reminds me WAY to much of the first porn I ever saw. It was horrifying. O_O

It should stay because I enjoy it, sir, and you wouldn't want to disappoint me.

Because I know your one true weakness.

Your last name! :mwahaha:

Actually, go ahead and destroy it, the potential for this place has been largely overlooked in the week since its birth. Bikini threads? Yeesh!

Hey now. I tried with my thread about dildos and vibrators. I tried.

You want to destroy this forum? Go ahead, I dare you. I mothersmurfin' double-dare you to do just that.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

If you destroy it, it will become more powerful than you can imagine.

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Obi-Wan didn't really achieve a great deal after he ate it.

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

It should stay because I enjoy it, sir, and you wouldn't want to disappoint me.

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I've made it a personal goal to disappoint every member of this website.

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Originally Posted by G13

Because I know your one true weakness.

Your last name! :mwahaha:

Actually, go ahead and destroy it, the potential for this place has been largely overlooked in the week since its birth. Bikini threads? Yeesh!

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You and probably like 40+ other EoFFers. But yeah it wasn't even a good bikini thread.

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Originally Posted by Clo

Hey now. I tried with my thread about dildos and vibrators. I tried.

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Again with the green and hairy.

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

You want to destroy this forum? Go ahead, I dare you. I mothersmurfin' double-dare you to do just that.

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Reverse psychology? I do declare. I shall fall for it at once! :monocle:

Guys, er, girls...I don't think you are convincing Psychotic to spare this place.

Majora's Mask OST - Clock Town Final Hours - YouTube

I'm going to suggest a few things:

1) you like this forum
2) every time you log in, you like having this forum on the top, reminding you it is there
3) this forum is interesting
4) you take more time every day reading this forum than it would take deleting it
5) nobody would really complain if this were gone
6) you are all powerful and asking for reasons to do something

The conclusion is obvious.

1) Wrong. I don't particularly like or dislike it.
2) Wrong. I don't log in, and it is not at the top.
3) Wrong. It's not interesting.
4) Wrong. Since its creation, I have skimmed a few threads. This is the only thread worth reading.
5) Wrong. Read the replies in this thread.
6) Wrong. I am asking for reasons not to do something.

However, the conclusion is indeed obvious. Peegee is wrong, and incapable of being correct. He must be tied up in a sack, which should then be sent to Qatar. What happens next is entirely up to Peegee.

Where else will Steve go if you delete this forum?

You shouldn't destroy this forum because I like it :(

You can't take away this and VGM :(


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Fine, I shall no longer be in your panties in that case.

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1) Wrong. I don't particularly like or dislike it.
2) Wrong. I don't log in, and it is not at the top.
3) Wrong. It's not interesting.
4) Wrong. Since its creation, I have skimmed a few threads. This is the only thread worth reading.
5) Wrong. Read the replies in this thread.
6) Wrong. I am asking for reasons not to do something.

However, the conclusion is indeed obvious. Peegee is wrong, and incapable of being correct. He must be tied up in a sack, which should then be sent to Qatar. What happens next is entirely up to Peegee.

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You should perma-ban me.

1) You don't particularly like or dislike the rest of this forum either
2) I forgot I bookmarked General
3) That's my point
4) That's my point
5) You didn't delete this forum YET
6) Semantics. You still have to log in (ugh) go into the admin panel (UGH), find the forum (WTF I have to use my eyes??) then delete it AND probably confirm it a few dozen times

You'd much rather go out and tell girls you are a cyborg sent back in time to pleasure them sexualfully.

Admit it.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

You can't take away this and VGM :(


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what

someone's trying to get rid of the VGM forum?

:mad2: