Warning: Don't go to Disney World on June 2nd!

Why? Because, I know you won't believe such a shocking thing, you will see gay people! THE HORROR

Apparently the first Saturday of every June is "Gay Day" at Disney, where a bunch of gay people visit and have a gay orgy enjoy the rides and stuff. If you know what I mean.

The Florida Family Association is not gay about Gay Day. They try to spread the message so moral, god-fearing families know to keep their kids away.

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Last year Florida Family Association hired an aircraft company to pull a banner for ten hours the day before and ten hours the day of to warn families about this offensive event before they arrived at the park on Saturday.

The airplane banner influenced mainstream family attendance at Disney during Gay Day to DROP between 50% to 60% [Me: and this statistic is clearly the result of objective studies with clear definitions]. We believe this aircraft banner warning to families SPARED TENS OF THOUSANDS of children from the unexpected exposure to this coming out party. This airplane banner is the most cost effective manner to warn families before they:

• Expose their children to same-sex revelry.

• Spend hundreds of dollars on tickets.

• Pay for parking.

• Commit a day for fun now ruined.

• Purchase food and novelties.

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Good for them, saving families from wasting money on what they had planned to be a fun day filled with non-gay enjoyment. Gay people ruin everything, even Disney. I hope Disney World scrubs down the rides afterward, or innocent families on June 3rd may catch AIDS or something.

raistlin that is pretty homophobic mate

that kind of intolerance is just not on so please leave it off eyes on

thank you

How dare you persecute me based on my views! You European socialists are such anti-Christian bigots.

You're perfectly entitled to your views Raistlin and if you do not approve of homosexuality then that's your prerogative. We have homosexual members of this forum though and your hate speech is not conducive to the kind of tolerant atmosphere we want to create here.

Long quote? Stats!? Wait a second...this isn't a general chat thread at all D:

Dem darn gayz.

Sounds like the day to go to me. A lot less people. I bet it'd be faaaabulouuuuus.

They'll also attach a strap-on to Mickey Mouse and rename him Dickey Mouse on gay day.

That's the best I got for now.

That's not nearly as offensive as Donald Duck running around bottomless all the time.

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

I think that's what Psychotic wants you to think. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

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I know, right? Psychotic is too dumb to recognize parody! He's really an embarrassment to EoFF staff, even by their low standards (see: Shlup).

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Originally Posted by NeoTifa

I think Psychotic doesn't know when he's being trolled.

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Let me drink your precious irony. :greenie:

Flip a coin

if its heads it means your gay

I once met a gay person in real life. It was awful. They were like a normal human being and everything, except gay, y'know? Disney is bad enough with its implicit gayness and I sure as hell don't want to see the explicit stuff.

So Gay 2012.

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Flip a coin

if its heads it means your gay

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yessssssssssssssssssssss im gay

I love gay day at Disneyland. Though, really, it's not much more gay than any other day... I had my first Disney "class" yesterday and even that was quite notably gay. But damn those new princes were beautiful men with tight little buns...

I'm looking forward to working gay day again this year. Though Deaf day is better 'cause I get to use my ASL knowledge all day.

I am more offended by the banner than I am the gays.

Speaking of the banner, someone in the comments of the article found a picture of last year's:

http://www.towleroad.com/.a/6a00d834...c23e970c-500wi

Someone should pay a guy to fly directly behind the guy flying the banner with a sign that says "NOBODY CARES"

I'm willing to contribute to that, Bunny.

Back in the 40s/50s in Disney cartoons Goofy used to go around singing this song and part of the lyrics was "everybody's gay!" and he'd sing it all cheerfully

Disney should put that in their pipe and smoke it imo

Pike needs to be demoted imo

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Originally Posted by Pike

Back in the 40s/50s in Disney cartoons Goofy used to go around singing this song and part of the lyrics was "everybody's gay!" and he'd sing it all cheerfully

Disney should put that in their pipe and smoke it imo

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I don't understand your point.

Disneyworld has been doing this for at least 15 years or so, because I remember being in 8th grade and at church our Youth Group being in an uproar that Disneyworld had a "gay day" and how everyone needs to ask congress to make Disney illegal.

next thing you know there will be a color day then a religious veiws other than extreme christianity day. psh pathetic, should blow up the park killing thousands of inocents to prove how moraly supirior we are.

Gay day isn't nearly as sexy as all women must be naked day.
Oh, wait, that didn't happen.

I think it is dub they feel the need to make it a convention like thing. It is Disney world, just go when you feel like it, it's not like they scan you with gaydar and make you wear a giant yellow hat with HOMOSEXUAL written on it.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Gay day isn't nearly as sexy as all women must be naked day.
Oh, wait, that didn't happen.

I think it is dub they feel the need to make it a convention like thing. It is Disney world, just go when you feel like it, it's not like they scan you with gaydar and make you wear a giant yellow hat with HOMOSEXUAL written on it.

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Infact why should we ever co-ordinate with our friends anyway or meet new people of similar intrests? we should just all live in bubbles.

Also if you plan a day for gay people to go to disney land, the chances increase that the cute daddy bear they have their eye on isnt married with kids.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

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Originally Posted by Pike

Back in the 40s/50s in Disney cartoons Goofy used to go around singing this song and part of the lyrics was "everybody's gay!" and he'd sing it all cheerfully

Disney should put that in their pipe and smoke it imo

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I don't understand your point.

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Well I was trying to be funny, but I guess it failed :(

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Pike needs to be demoted imo

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You're just jelly bro

k-y jelly. :|








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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

It is Disney world, just go when you feel like it, it's not like they scan you with gaydar and make you wear a giant yellow hat with HOMOSEXUAL written on it.

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Or an armband with a pink triangle.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Gay day isn't nearly as sexy as all women must be naked day.
Oh, wait, that didn't happen.

I think it is dub they feel the need to make it a convention like thing. It is Disney world, just go when you feel like it, it's not like they scan you with gaydar and make you wear a giant yellow hat with HOMOSEXUAL written on it.

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They don't have to, they wear red shirts under their own power.