Let us talk about brushing teeth and the many disciplines of teeth-brushing.
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Let us talk about brushing teeth and the many disciplines of teeth-brushing.
My teeth always look horrible because I spent the first ten years of my life not knowing what a toothbrush was. What with not having a family or a home and all that. That being said, my teeth are ridiculously clean and my breath smells of minty goodness at all hours of the day, even if I just ate a bean sandwich. Not that I've ever eaten a been sandwich. But y'know.
I brush my teeth with such fury that it makes angels weep.
I know a guy who is only a year older than me and had to get dentures. It's spooked me so now i'm brushing my teeth even more every day. Can that be harmful? Too much brushing?! O.O
]Yes! Your teeth will erode away and all that will be left are bony stubs. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
NO I CAN'T WIN D:
I brush thrice a day.
If there was a way to just chew gum and magically have my teeth be clean, white and cavity free for the rest of my life I would prefer that. Way too lazy to brush twice a day usually it's just once a day if I can manage to get my lazy ass to the bathroom.
TOOTHPASTE TIER LIST
GOD TIER:
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I put on some black metal and then brush to the rhythm of blast beats. My gums are always bloody and raw as a result. However, this has inspired me to start my very own black metal band called "Gums and Corpses."
this thread is pointless without flossing
but i am like shiny
I floss, then I brush with a mixture of baking soda, coconut oil, and peppermint oil, then I rinse with an antiseptic. Twice a day, every day.
I brush my teeth really intensely. The hairs on the brush are in disarray from being crushed and slammed against my teeth.
Quit that!
I use a Snoopy toothbrush and brush softly for the appropriate amount of time.
It's satisfying to do it my way.
Do you floss with bamboo that you grew in your own backyard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
Don't be fooled, her toothbrush is made out of Bald Eagle bones and baleen.
That's actually not a bad idea. You know I'm going to try it as soon as I have my own backyard.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAbominatrixDo you floss with bamboo that you grew in your own backyard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
I smurfing hate this thread because every time I see it it makes my mouth feel gross like I need to brush it.
I actually do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Three times a day. Once in the morning, the once after dinner, and later just before bed. I always brush them until I can feel the surface is totally smooth with my tongue. I also give my palate and tongue a brush before I finish. Sometimes I also use mouthwash. Where sometimes means "when I can afford it" :mad:
Brush, Floss, Mouthwash, Twice a day. Stranded!
I usually only brush in the evening, and rarely in the morning, but for some reason my teeth still look white and pretty. :roll2
My breath is sometimes not that great though, but I try to make up for that with mouthwash etc.
I use peroxide in my mouth--I don't swallow it!--to get my teeth white, as well as get rid of bad breath. Then I brush my teeth in the proper circular motion. I brush my tongue too, but for some reason I never feel my tongue is clean unless I gag. Then I rinse, and use a minty mouthwash. I do this two or three times a day.
Gotta keep the chompers shining.
It may create pretty teeth........ but I fear for your poor gums!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Why? all it does is take germs out of your mouth. Actually, when I've had cuts in my mouth, if I use peroxide, they're gone the next day. I've been doing this for years, and nothing is wrong with my gums.
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up. I have been very persistent with my brushing ever since I was a teenager, but since I had such a bad start my grill is completely f'd. To make matters worse, I have a debilitating phobia of the dentist which roots from a freak dentist I had as a child who did things like remove small pieces of bone in my jaw for funsies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I'd like to meet your dentist.Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronopticousYeah, this pretty much sums it up. I have been very persistent with my brushing ever since I was a teenager, but since I had such a bad start my grill is completely f'd. To make matters worse, I have a debilitating phobia of the dentist which roots from a freak dentist I had as a child who did things like remove small pieces of bone in my jaw for funsies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Also, fun fact-- I am pretty sure that I am a total masochist painslut for dental/oral pain.
Mouth pain blows dude.
caveman fetish film plotline?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I like things in my mouth.
Brush until they bleed, that's my motto.
being stuck in traffic is a great time to floss
Every time I've experienced oral pain it hurt so good. You can find me literally biting chunks out of my inner cheek until it bleeds so I can sit there and tongue the wound all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I was a stupid stoner skeez in high school and didn't take care of my teeth. Now that I do and have had to spend several thousand dollars to fix them I make sure to brush and rinse twice a day and floss all friggen day long!
I read a book while brushing my teeth because I always have to be multitasking. Then I end up brushing my teeth for about five minutes.
So hardcore, I know.
I actually play a song on something while I brush my teeth to make sure I brush for a sufficient amount of time. Otherwise I get bored.
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Beat up a guy named Lois? Eat a tarantula? Dream about sex with a midget?Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
I think he brushed his hair.
Shut up, Navi. I will not Z-Target that bomb-flower.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
I really like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by balloon
I know you.
Soft bristles, brush base. Twice a day.