Do you hit on people a lot? When you do, what makes you decide to hit on someone? What's your best hitting on someone story?
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Do you hit on people a lot? When you do, what makes you decide to hit on someone? What's your best hitting on someone story?
The other day I was walking down the street with my boys and this fine ass shawty walked by all dressed to the nines in some tiny lil booty shorts. As she walked by, everyone in the posse was all "Damn shawty you fine."
She stopped and we had a huge orgy on the streets.
Most people suck at flirting and I wish they would stop. Any good flirting needs to be subtle.
This is how I get women. Works every time.
When I see a tractable-looking woman, I stop her by grabbing her by both shoulders, stare into her eyes - this stuns them - and insert my finger (only one; I don't want to seem desperate) into her vagina. This act marks her as mine and I add her to my collection.
294 and counting!
I don't really hit on many people, but sometimes people assume I'm hitting on them when I make conversation. Jerks!
Peopel think I am hitting on them when I'm friendly but me ACTUALLY hitting on them is completely different. I rarely hit on people. Except tifa's boobs. She's going to show me those boobs. I just know it. :smug:
For your lovely self, I just might. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
(but no, really, when we go skinny dipping in OK you'll probably see 'em)
I'll hit on everyone by default, as long as you're pretty.
I'm taking this as a compliment even though it wasn't directed to me, cos Sylvie hits on me all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
Oh, yes.
I rarely bother. If i do its by accident and as part of a natural process of liking someone
I kind of spontaneously vomit all over the place when I try to hit on someone. I only have a 17% success rate.
Boobs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsFor your lovely self, I just might. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
(but no, really, when we go skinny dipping in OK you'll probably see 'em)
Freya...
Naked and wet...
http://www.vwenthusiast.com/yabbse/a...mer_drools.jpg
When I hit on a woman I just talk to them, about them lol... works fairly well lol.
No, I don't really do much hitting on.
Always, that's my thing. :aimsun:
I look at the floor and shuffle my feet and say "Hi...hi... my name's.... Johnny.....I mean Paul.... I like your boobs. I mean tits. I mean i just like you okay" then I slink away and go home and kiss my cat.
Now that I think about it I don't even have a cat.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm so terrible at the whole people thing. So so terrible. When I'm interested in someone I get so shy and just completely freeze them out. On the outside this looks like I'm being a massive bitch because I'm giving off this "goawayihateyou" vibe and it is not a subtle one. I guess I kinda am being a bitch then? Of course I also do this sometimes when I'm not interested in someone. I am so awkward. I'm the kind of person that pretends to text at social gatherings that don't consist of my very very best friends.
Step 1: Pinpoint the color of the person's eyes
Step 2: Find something they're wearing (preferably jewelry)
Step 3: Correlate subjects of Step 1 and Step 2 together in a flattering way
Step 4: Liberate penis and/or vaginaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
I was just on the phone with Freya and singing Rhythm of the Night by Corona into the phone and dancing naked after my shower.
Does this count as hitting on her?
God I hope not, that'd mean I've been hitting on my family members for far too long.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Equal opportunity instructions. I like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
claim them as your own